Jennifer Lopez basically admits she’s a Scientologist

October 8th, 2008 // 70 Comments

Jennifer Lopez has been successfully converted to Scientology by her best friend and King of Queens star Leah Remini (above). In an interview with The Daily Beast, J. Lo admits she’d let her children attend a Scientology school then basically confesses she’s a follower herself:

“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.”
“Do you consider yourself a Scientologist?”
“No…I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”
“That it is too exotic? Too cultish?”
“Just negative feelings.”
“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?”
“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

Yes. I, too, wish people wouldn’t judge a religion that drains your bank account and tells you invisible beings control your daily life. But enough about Christianity. Now, as for Scientology, c’mon, it was invented by a science fiction writer who wanted to make a quick buck. That’s like George Lucas claiming Star Wars is real and for $1,000 he’ll teach you how to use the Force to get laid. — Do you think he takes PayPal?

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  1. duh!

    So stupid! All she does is pose, pose, pose. I guess that career is down the tubes so might as well be a poser. And Leah, ppshh, puhlease.

  2. duh!

    pose, pose, pose, that’s all she ever does and with that jaw drop all the time. No career might as well be a poser.

  3. Richard McBeef

    Fuck scientology.

    Fuck Jennifer Lopez

    Fuck that bitch with the grating voice on that stupid show with the fat guy.

    Neither one of those cunts has a career in anything other than fat bitch ATM porns. Why don’t you release another atrocious album, J. Lo? Fuck.

  4. Superfish, I’m using the force to remove your pants.

  5. Superfish, I’m using the force to remove your pants.

  6. Superfish, I’m using the force to remove your pants.

  7. Right Fury

    Just sayin’ bet 10 bucks she’s voting for Obama.

  8. That Ramini chick musta expelled some gas wil J.Lo was near her. That Scientography gas is dangerous shit

  9. hannah

    why not believe in SCIENTISTS instead scientology? At least they get evidence to back up their claims.

  10. TUBBO

    Where’s the hot friend? Ugly bitches always have a hot friend. Hey, there’s a hog in every crowd. This time there’s two.

  11. wat

    XENU XENU XENU XENU

    jesus fucking christ whats wrong with people. hollywood makes you retarded

    XENU XENU XENU XENU

  12. Richard McBeef

    I will take a shit on both of these broads and on scientology. Don’t you have another shitty album to make, J. Lo? And fat bitch don’t you have a shitty sitcom to star in. I will kick both of you cunts in the box.

    ALL HAIL XENU! TCLTC!

  13. me

    “Yes. I, too, wish people wouldn’t judge a religion that drains your bank account and tells you invisible beings control your daily life. But enough about Christianity”………..

    You sir are hilarious. You always make me laugh in the mornings.

  14. een

    Great line ‘Fish!

    “[Scientology is like] George Lucas claiming Star Wars is real and for $1,000 he’ll teach you how to use the Force to get laid.”

  15. Cat

    Dear Superficial writer,

    Marry me. That last paragraph is probably the best I’ve read.

  16. CaptainMorgan

    Jennifer Lopez, wow. You are such an overrated self centered high maintenance ugly whore. You are famous for what talent? What exactly do you do? Giant fat ass and massive thunder thighs. Ooo…so sexy!????? WTF is with the media giving these useless fuck ups the exposure to sunlight? They are feeding the mindless masses the shit they don’t deserve. Jlo is, to me, worse than Heidi Montag the farm animal.

  17. Deacon Jones

    “But enough about Christianity”

    HAHAHA, well said

  18. Evil

    If she wasn’t already irrelevant as a ‘singer’, ‘actor’, and ‘fashion designer’… I’d finish this thought.

  19. havoc

    Why do people have to use that stupid gang sign or whatever the fuck it is?

    Posers.

    .

  20. Antoine

    Oh man, I got fooled by the rocks that she’s got. I didn’t know that was Jenny from the block!………by the way which one of these girls is J Lo.

  21. ok

    Those freak scientologists are almost as annoying as those asshole atheists

  22. Ron Mahay

    So that’s how she got pregnant. By getting the all power spunk of Cruise.

  23. Mugato

    I’ not a big fan of any organized religion but come on. Sure, Christianty might guilt you into frkig over some green but they don’t blatently charge you for knowledge of their dogma like Scientology does.

    You can get a Bible for ten bucks. Or get one for free at any church or motel room. With Scientology, you have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get to the point where you learn about the aliens.

  24. kongzi

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  25. frmac

    She said ‘do do.’

  26. Ugh.

    “It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this.”

    What a dope.

  27. assholeathiest

    I’d bang Leah Remini all day long.

  28. The “technologies” of it? WTF does that mean?

    Right Fury, that would be a suckers bet…

  29. This J-lo is so easily duped, I knew Lea remini would lasso her into that “religion”

  30. Frank Patterson

    Jenny,

    If you can use some of their techniques and maintain your faith and obedience to the Lord in the process then I support you in your effort to raise your children in that manner. You are a precious soul and it shows in your face and that of your children. Just remember God has trusted them to you in their rearing. “Bring them up in the way that they should go and from that they shall not depart”.

    Love,
    Frank

  31. norton

    As a Catholic I have to say….. I just blew coffee out of my nose.

    Yes. I, too, wish people wouldn’t judge a religion that drains your bank account and tells you invisible beings control your daily life. But enough about Christianity.”

    That was brilliant!

  32. Mugato

    They both look like guidos.

  33. MICHELLE

    Hey “Havoc”
    That “gang sign” is called a peace sign………
    My 19 yr old daughter and her friends do that in all their pics…..J LO needs to act her age.

  34. MICHELLE

    Hey “Havoc”
    That “gang sign” is called a peace sign………
    My 19 yr old daughter and her friends do that in all their pics…..J LO needs to act her age.

  35. madame psychosis

    I, also, am uncomfortable talking about communication. WTF?

  36. Follower of Xenu

    they are a bunch up Phucked up people,, Xenu is coming go hide under a bed or in a closet like Tom”the nutjob” Cruise

  37. mamadough

    i couldn’t give a fuck less what these mindless hollywood twats do in their cults, but damn, don’t drag your fucking children into it. that’s like leaving your young, gay asian cousin at jeffrey dahmer’s house.

  38. FIZ

    Oh thats where grandmas curtains went!

  39. wtf?

    Obama Democrat…CULT

    Scientology…CULT

    Why is anyone surprised?

    ’nuff said.

  40. Cheahh

    She looks to be about 65 with that hair color. Bleachhh!

  41. BOOBIE HOWSER MD

    She came from the hood….sucked P Diddys cock….look at her now!

  42. Miserable Bastard

    Does she refer to L Ron Hubbard as “L Ro”?

  43. Ted from LA

    #40,
    No shit. What did she say when they asked what color dye she wanted? “Give me the Barbara Walters.”

  44. Robyn

    Dude. Sometimes when people start talking about Scientology- whether it’s the asshats in Hollywood babbling about how awesome it is, or even people who are poking fun at it, I just want to fucking scream at them.

    Do you know what happens once they get all your money? You die in “mysterious circumstances.” That’s right. The Church of Scientology fucking murders its members who are no longer useful, or those who try to escape.

    Here’s a handy dandy fucking video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-0545EU

  45. Pedro

    I’d still tap her hot ass. Unless that would anger Lord Xenu.

  46. John McCain's ballcheese

    Aw c’mon, people lighten up! J-Lo is a wonderfully giving person and is very informed politically. Why she’s “Jenny From The Block” you assholes and she demands respect!!!

    (Oh shit. I think I just soiled myself a tiny bit on that one.)

  47. fdsfdsfr4d

    lol #33/#34

    thats not the peace sign.
    for the peace sign the palm of your hand is facing the person you are greeting. that sign has more of the reverse/anti meaning. its generally considered to be understood as *fuck off*, *screw you*, *back off* or *kiss my ass*. pop culture made this sadly very popular hand sign an icon of fashion, entertainment etc.

    sorry about your daughter and her friends. i think you got some work to do.

  48. What is with that gang sign?! That is just horrid.

  49. What is with that gang sign?! That is just horrid in a million dollar dress.

  50. What is with that gang-looking sign and pursed lips?! That is just horrid in a million dollar dress.

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