Jennifer Garner says she lost a diamond ring Ben Affleck gave her on Monday after dropping it under their ice maker.
“He gave me this beautiful diamond ring and I was playing with it and … it fell off,” she said. “And it fell under this ice maker in the house – he hasn’t even heard of this yet – and … it fell into the drain under this ice maker. The plumber had to come and dismantle the thing from under the house. And he found it,” she said, holding up her hand to show the ring sparkling again on her finger. “And Ben hasn’t even heard that,” said co-host Regis Philbin. “I should have warned him,” Garner said.
What the hell? How do you lose your ring in an ice maker? Did she crawl into her freezer for some quality time with herself? Usually you just grab a Fudgecicle and get out. You don’t get distracted by the sparkles on your finger and go nuts like a three year old.
Jacquelantern | January 25, 2007 at 8:44 am
First?
cuesta_rey | January 25, 2007 at 8:44 am
second
sickened?
Jacquelantern | January 25, 2007 at 8:46 am
Anyway, I guess that could happen… Then again my sister flushed her ring down the toilet that her b/f got her at a hotel. They were in a huge fight. 3 months later the ring was mailed to her.
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 8:49 am
total tranny.
steveperry | January 25, 2007 at 8:52 am
5th? i’d hit it.
86 | January 25, 2007 at 8:55 am
Stupid whore.
tallcoolone | January 25, 2007 at 8:56 am
Bitch, whenever you get some REAL fucking problems, call me. A celebrity losing a diamond ring down the drain is like one of ‘us’ misplacing the pencil behind our ear…big fucking deal, just go get another one!
Pointandlaugh | January 25, 2007 at 8:56 am
“I lost my ring under the ice maker” = ‘I was lookin to get laid at a biker bar, and I took off my ring and lost it’
edb87 | January 25, 2007 at 8:59 am
Geez, her forehead has more waves than the Mojave Desert.
Sheva | January 25, 2007 at 9:00 am
She was just on Leno. He didn’t say anything but she had a gigantic and I mean gigantic diamond ring on her right hand. She had a significant size ring on her wedding finger of her left.
So if she dropped these monster rocks on her right down the drain, she’s just a total goofball.
Let me say again, if you saw Leno (in HD) the ring wasn’t just one large diamond it was like the size of a bunch of walnuts.
BarbadoSlim | January 25, 2007 at 9:02 am
Hehehe Leno’s chin on a 50inch HD screen must look like a giant talking ass.
RussianMafia | January 25, 2007 at 9:08 am
Apparently she didnt have enough bleach to cover the rest of her teeth (besides the four front ones)
anothershityear | January 25, 2007 at 9:08 am
does anyone have any photographic evidence of her ever being attractive?
StanGable | January 25, 2007 at 9:12 am
i can’t stand this chick. she’s such a f’ing nerd and not hot. more hiddy. and her husband is the biggest douchebag ever. totally overated and needs to go away forever.
jesseeca | January 25, 2007 at 9:13 am
i’m sure it’s insured so BFD. no one wants to hear about your ginormous diamonds anyway. “tee hee hee, my 10 carat fell under the ice maker. i thought it was an ice cube so i put it in my iced tea”
wedgeone | January 25, 2007 at 9:14 am
#9 – Actually, I was comparing her forehead to that of a professional wrestler like Ric Flair or Dusty Rhodes (razor blade cuts), but I like your comparison better.
#11 – LMFAO!!
#12 – that isn’t bleach – it’s a leftover coating of Affleck-juice.
Why would you break “news” like this on the Regis Philbin show, before your hubby ever hears about it? Just idiotic IMO.
UNCLE NED | January 25, 2007 at 9:21 am
TOTAL FLAT-CHESTED BITCH. I HATE HER STUPID GRIN. Her only real talent was cheating on her husband with Affleck during the Daredevil film. They’re both as interesting as white-bread.
Tracy | January 25, 2007 at 9:25 am
Years ago, my then two-year old pulled my ring off my finger and threw it… at a public park! I can still remember my husband and I picking through the grass until we found it. What a nightmare.
RichPort | January 25, 2007 at 9:28 am
Stop lying Jenn! You know you left it on my nightstand. That would be like me saying I forgot where I put my cumshot, when we both know it was on your thighs, belly, chest, and chin.
F-Sucker | January 25, 2007 at 9:39 am
I’d like to give her a purple mushroom.
JungleRed | January 25, 2007 at 9:55 am
Bitch, nobody’s interested in the stupid Ben and Jen show. Call us back when you have something interesting to say, like if you dropped your baby into the ice maker.
Alex | January 25, 2007 at 11:33 am
Playing with it?! That’s funny.
Alex | January 25, 2007 at 11:34 am
You know the stupid one in all this is the plumber. I wouldn’t tell her I found it! Pocket the damn thing! That guy would never have to crawl in shitwater ever again!
Alex | January 25, 2007 at 11:41 am
#19
Fuck, man! What are you? A horse?
Niecy | January 25, 2007 at 11:45 am
“I was playing with it and … it fell off.”
Put it on your finger and leave it alone! Jewelry isn’t for playing with. Maybe Ben should have stopped by Toys R Us after he went to the jewelry store.
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 11:55 am
Why is this “news” worthy? People do stupid things all the time and stupidly lose things all the time. She lost a ring. She found the ring. Big friggin deal. I’m just more pissed off that she let Alias get cancelled. I used to love that show.
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 11:55 am
Why is this “news” worthy? People do stupid things all the time and stupidly lose things all the time. She lost a ring. She found the ring. Big friggin deal. I’m just more pissed off that she let Alias get cancelled. I used to love that show.
otiosus@sympatico.ca | January 25, 2007 at 12:56 pm
In other news, Jennifer Garner today landed the coveted role of The Brow in the remake of Dick Tracy.
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I’ve got to give her huge credit now for these comments I just read. Good on her:
Jen Gerner had the best excuse for holding on to some of that baby weight after daughter Violet was born last December–she had a freakin’ baby to look after. “I didn’t lose my baby weight for a long time,” she told Hello magazine at the premiere of her film Catch and Release. “I didn’t want to take that hour away from her and work out.”
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 1:53 pm
*Garner…but you knew that.
whitegold | January 25, 2007 at 1:56 pm
*Garner…but you knew that.
crookedlawyer | January 25, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I’ve always liked her, actually. She comes across as very real in interviews — not like her publicist drafted all of her comments. I especially liked how honest she was about being out of shape after her kid was born . . . and she seems like a really devoted mom.
William Sun | January 25, 2007 at 4:55 pm
She didn’t lose it IN an ice maker, she lost it UNDER an ice maker.
Matt Duke | January 25, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Don’t talk about my future girlfriend like this guys. I’ll track every last one of you down and mess you up. Like Jay & Silent Bob did in J&SB Strike Back. I’m completely cereal.
Courtney | January 26, 2007 at 6:28 am
Some of you are just so full of hate. Do we need a group hug? I think so.
I’ve worked at a place where people try hand lotion and what not. I’ve found engagement rings left behind on more than one occasion.
jrzmommy | January 26, 2007 at 7:14 am
My Indifference Meter just exploded.
fuctheworld | January 26, 2007 at 10:28 am
# 35 don’t you know where you are? go post on the oprah site if we hurt your feelings.
this jennifer girl is average looking at best, she should just be happy she is even on tv anymore…it was hard to even care enough to post this.
agtdonut | January 26, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Stupid tranny ho! WTF kind of icemaker is she discussing here? I have a small one built into my freezer and thats about it. I’ve seen ice machines in hotel hallways, do rich people buy those big ass ones or what??? WTF! ice maker?!?!?!? Isn’t that a little odd if you could drop something in your house and it can fall under an “ice maker” and then fall into an EXPOSED drain and get lost? I mean shit, who has a wierd exposed hole in their house? I think she’s full of crap. I’m with #8, I believe she went for some sex at a biker bar and lost it. Makes more sense than her lame tale of woe. She is fugly and lame, not to mention you could land a helicopter on her forehead. So she’s a good mom, uh that’s what your supposed to do when you make babies! She shouldn’t get a medal just for caring for the baby she chose to make. Besides, a few years ago she was an adultering slut (twice!) for those who forgot. I wonder if she’ll teach her daughter to be a skank just like her – “It’s okay to fuck a coworker if you are unhappy in your marriage, as much as you like” How she could get hot for Ben making DD is beyond me.
Enano | January 26, 2007 at 1:52 pm
She must have been figuring out why they call it “ice,” because the West Virginia upbringing of hers just didn’t leave room for rap lyrics about “ice.” So she probably just didn’t want to admit being a dumbass. “Playing” with it is code word for “trying to figure out if it’s ice.” How did she get famous anyway? She always reminded me of a hamster that stuffed its cheeks too full with woodchips. Now it’s clear she should be on the SNL version of Celebrity Jeopardy. “I’ll take ‘THE RAPIST’ for 300, Alex,” whereby Trebec responds, “Actually the category is ‘THERAPIST’.” Yeah, that’s her.
RichPort | January 27, 2007 at 12:08 pm
24. Am I a horse? No, but I sometimes play one on the Internet ( which my good friend the Ferret invented, by the way ).
One time, in Juarez, I did star in this movie with a donkey, …
Does that count?