Currently promoting Marley & Me in Europe, Jennifer Aniston is finally setting the record straight, for real this time no foolin’, on the whole Brad and Angelina debacle. ELLE UK reports:
‘No matter what I say, things will always be taken out of context and misinterpreted, will always be turned around to make it seem as though I won’t let something go, or that I just keep talking about it over and over. I don’t owe anybody anything. I don’t owe anybody my side of the story. There are no sides! There is no bad guy and there is no good guy. There are no villains and there is no heroine in this story. It’s just not the case.’
That being said, Jennifer Aniston wants to be an action star now. Who else do I know stars in action movies? Hmm….:
Though romantic comedies are her bread and butter Jennifer tells ELLE she’d love to get more physical in a film, ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles,’ she says, with a slight roll of the eyes. ‘I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! Shit-loads of fun!’
JEN: Okay, here’s the pitch: Husband and wive. Both are trained assassins, but they keep it a secret from each other – until they’re both hired to kill the other. Whoa.
PRODUCER: We did that one already. It was called Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
JEN: Right. But this time I’ll play the Angelina Jolie role. Everything else must stay exactly the same. Exactly the same!
PRODUCER: Why would we do that?
JEN: I’ll go full frontal.
JOHN MAYER: Wait. You told me I could play Brad Pitt’s part.
JEN: Hey, there’s that sound I hear when I’m not being satisfied sexually.