Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were reportedly spotted sharing a “long, lingering kiss” at LAX yesterday after conveniently arriving from New York together, according to The National Enquirer:
Once in L.A. they went their separate ways but judging by the kissing, insiders say there’s more to this than just a friendly plane ride together.
“Jennifer was in New York doing some shopping before she starts promotional work for her new movies, He’s Just Not That Into You and Marley And Me,” said an insider. “John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up.”
The couple originally broke up because they wanted different things out of the relationship: Jennifer Aniston wanted kids while John Mayer wanted to bang groupies in a hot tub. I can only assume they compromised and got a goldfish together. Then John Mayer had sex with it.