Jennifer Aniston in a bikini will cure the Mondays

April 21st, 2008 // 112 Comments

After a one-two punch of Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag, I need a little something to rejuvenate the soul. Namely Jennifer Aniston’s sweet ass in a bikini. The world would be a better place if they could extract whatever makes that thing so sexy and put it in IV’s at the hospital. Brain tumor? Have some butt juice. Broken leg? No problem.

NOTE: Totally noticed the chick’s boob above Jennifer Aniston’s head. Let’s just say there was some deliberate cropping on my end. Feel free to call me the Da Vinci of mammaries. No, seriously, do it. I’ll be your best friend.

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  1. Mimosa

    She has quite de booty.

  2. Harry Ballzack

    17. poonmoon – Who calls a pussy a “hoohah” these days ?
    That’s just plain ~Creepy~

  3. Hoohah Flower

    #102

    Females tend to call their pussy other names like flower, hoohah, etc.

  4. NY Ted

    I never, ever watched her sitcom…but I’d fuck her from behind till my balls turned blue and Santa came down the chimmey! YESERIE!

  5. Gwen

    Oh, my god. That’s fabulous. Jennifer Aniston in a bikini would TOTALLY cure the Mondays.

    Nice use of cropping, too. You are the Da Vinci of mammaries.

  6. shibuya_jones

    the one burnin the cig has a poutier pooty mound,me likee

  7. JoeJr

    I prefer curvy WOMEN like Jennifer Aniston and Kim K. The narrow hips, bony asses, skinny legs of Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton turn me off.

  8. Kreskin : Hey #71 – I can see you using that one later,
    Unidentified Person in Crowd : Oh – Thanks for that Kreskin. Who knew ?

  9. HEELO,MY NAME GUMELARS.FROM INDONESIA,FERY GOOD,BEUTFULL

  10. she has a great great body, i love her!

  11. JEN IS SEXY INSIDE AND OUT! I REALLY REALLY ADORE HER, UNLIKE ANGIE SHE’S SKINNY YAK.

  12. jen

    JEN NO SEXY. JUST FAKE BOOB, TUMMY STUCK. RHINOPLASTIES, BIG FAT ASS, SHORT LEGGS

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