It’s like Photo Boy never even left. Not counting this gaping hole in my heart WHY?! WHY GOD?! A week was too long. IT’S TOO LONG.
Hey, everybody, welcome to today’s The Crap I Missed where I haphazardly throw up a bikini gallery in lieu of just some dude I’m not even thinking about’s amazingly random smattering of celebrity WTF. I mean, who needs to see Richard Greico somehow get invited to every single red carpet event in Hollywood and then point out how ridiculous that is? Ha! Not me. That’s for sure. I’m cool with whoever this guy is above taking a shower in a girl’s swimsuit. In fact, I’m not even going to cry after this then fog up a window and write “SW + PB” inside a heart. With an arrow.
*holds up boombox, plays Oran “Juice” Jones – The Rain*
- The Superficial
Photos: Splash News
nice
I wouldnt mind coming home to that. As long as she didnt talk.
i can almost smell it from here.
Pure. Fucking. Class.
Come on, god. Now you’re just being cruel.
Her ass looks magnificent here. I don’t think I’d ever tire of it.
She looks a damn sight better with less make up…and less clothes.
“…whoever this guy is above taking a shower in a girl’s swimsuit.”
I must have turned gay overnight because I’d like to fuck this guy raw!
I know I should not, but I love this chick.
I hope that iPhone has motorboat insurance…
Some should tell her that you get implants once… not every 2 weeks! Also, liposuction is obvious when combined with muscular arms and legs. In short, this person is a famebot android
Since you don’t like women who look this good, you’ll be happy to know that Lena Dunham is available, on the off chance that she’d even have you.
My perfect woman.
Delicious.
Perfection.
My dick wants me to say “Me love you long time!”. But I’ve learned a long time ago he’ll promise anything to get some action.
Her ass is tighter than Wonder Woman’s. But it probably wore my dick off to a knob and I can’t afford to lose even an inch.
Forget the cost. If that phone was a little lower wish I had her phone number and her phone was set to vibrate.
i love her shirt, i have that one too :)
wow she looks so much better without make up! not a fan of the fake boobs but her body is awesome
So many super-heroine fantasies I want to live out with this woman. Pink too, with her muscle-y goodness.
The smell of seafood…..delicious :-)
“Excuse me beautiful,but can you tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes please? Hey thanks!”