Happy 4th Of July!

July 4th, 2012 // 27 Comments

What’s up, everybody? A long time ago, in an America far, far away, we told the British, “Hey, eat a dick, we’ll handle stealing this land from the Indians from now on.” Also, we really wanted to brush our teeth. “But not too much,” said the South. From there, the French totally bailed us out which we later repaid by calling them “surrender monkeys” and forcing their sexiest of men to star in a Highlander TV show. Or so the legend goes. And so, because of all that stuff I just said, The Superficial will be off today to celebrate America’s independence from the evils of socialized medicine and advanced thought. USA!

- The Superficial

P.S. That The Amazing Spider-Man review is on its way. Funny story, last night on Storage Wars, Brandi bought these ATVs that didn’t even work even though Jarrod was like, “Bitch, you crazy?!” How do you not go down that rabbit hole? My hands were tied. (I drank and fell asleep on the couch.)

Photos: Splash News

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    Ollie
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    Manface Sausageleggs… McChin?

  2. Randal

    Wishing everyone who celebrates July 4, a relaxing and enjoyable time with friends, family, and loved ones.

    Randal

  3. G Spot Finder

    Fuck off

  4. Dick Hell

    Uncannily accurate capsule summation of US history, Mr. Fish. Wishing you and Photo Boy a very well lubricated holiday.

  5. DeucePickle

    Fucking poetry

  6. Happy Fourth, cabrones y cabronas ;D

  7. SeeAlice

    What’s this shit . What’s Kelly Brook doing these days ?

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    Laredo
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    Amazing bod, the face not so much. Keep them shades on girl!

  9. BigOkie

    All these pics and not one of her ass? That’s her best feature by far! FAIL!!!

  10. cc

    Enjoy the day off. And thanks for not pulling any punches.

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    achilles wrath
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    Now that’s a woman!

  12. RJ

    Egotastic led the day off with Candice Swanepoel beach pics and you highlight your Happy 4th of July post with this!?! No wonder this country is going to shit…

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    Brit
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    Warning: exploding crotch

  14. Mama Pinkus

    how about some Independence Day beefcake for us gals?

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    Interred Ferguson
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    Looks like a younger, hotter Julia Roberts…..oh, yeah….first????

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    Blech
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    No…

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    O'chunt
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    The face is nowhere as bad as those hands. Sheesh.

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    spartacus
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    Body from Baywatch, Face from CrimeWatch

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    spartacus
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    I vant to fine Cohaaaagen

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Photoshoot Olympia Swimwear
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh I’m purdy, just like a real gurl

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