Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Reading ‘Why Men Love Bitches’ Now

December 13th, 2011 // 95 Comments

*Tebows in the middle of Starbucks* Lord, thank you for this bounty which you have bestowed upon us…

From the Amazon product page for “Why Men Love Bitches? From Doormat to Dreamgirl – A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship.”

Do you feel like you are too nice? Sherry Argov’s Why Men Love Bitches delivers a unique perspective as to why men are attracted to a strong woman who stands up for herself. With saucy detail on every page, this no-nonsense guide reveals why a strong woman is much more desirable than a “yes woman” who routinely sacrifices herself. The author provides compelling answers to the tough questions women often ask:

Why are men so romantic in the beginning and why do they change?
Why do men take nice girls for granted?
Why does a man respect a woman when she stands up for herself?

Full of advice, hilarious real-life relationship scenarios, “she says/he thinks” tables, and the author’s unique “Attraction Principles,” Why Men Love Bitches gives you bottom-line answers. It helps you know who you are, stand your ground, and relate to men on a whole new level. Once you’ve discovered the feisty attitude men find so magnetic, you’ll not only increase the romantic chemistry-you’ll gain your man’s love and respect with far less effort.

What Jennifer Love Hewitt will see when she reads this book:

You should carry FOUR rings in your purse!

Adding… Ladies, just a little heads up, if you’re actually turning to this book for advice and one of the “bottom-line answers” isn’t, “Mentally tying a man’s level of caring about goddamn curtains to his personal feelings about you is completely and utterly batshit,” you’re gonna die alone.

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  1. occam's boner

    Poor JLH…get out of LA, honey!!! What are you waiting for???

    • Alex

      All of the decent men in LA are gay or married. Everyone knows that. Damn. I’m a straight guy from the South and I know that. Best thing she could do is move.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Bitches don’t let themselves get walked on and that’s because they are too smart for that. It’s not about being a bitch, it’s about not being a dumbshit broad. That’s all there is to it. Men like women that are just dumb enough to be fun, but not so dumb that they need help tying their shoes.

    • Richard McBeef

      and ain’t no book gonna make you anything other than a dumbshit broad, honey.

      • Dan

        I think the key to keeping a man around is consistent sex, not whining too much about a man considers superficial BS stuff things (what other women said, etc.), pretending to be interested in your man’s job, and letting your man do something by himself once a week or so.

        I think if you did these things you wouldn’t need a book about why men love bitches. In fact if you *only* did these four things you could be otherwise kinda crazy and get away with it with most men.

      • Bee Bee

        Her no. 1 problem is confining herself to L.A. to find a good man. She needs more down to earth guy.

  3. JC

    I love girls who do NOT carry stupid books in front of their glorious racks.

  4. Frank Burns

    For crap’s sake, Hewitt, just buy some cats already.

  5. Someone should tell her that dudes don’t dig women whose entire library consists of self-help books.

  6. VampiresAreFugly

    This is just sad.

  7. Christina Aguilera

    This is actually a good book!

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    aria
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    damn she looks haggard in the face

  9. “Saucy detail on every page!” I hope we can anticipate some ribaldry and bawdiness, too! Perhaps a bared ankle in the illustrations—I don’t dare hope for a glimpse of stocking, dare I?

  10. Steelerchick

    She’s a bitch yet men still don’t love her.

  11. sc4play

    Riiigghhttttt…….TOTALLY see this ending well.

  12. Northeast Pennsylvania Association of Scrapple Producers

    you know what else men like – TITTIES!!! so toss that dumbass book, JLH, unbutton a few blouse buttons, and show those sweater puppies off!

  13. kimmykimkim

    What decent self respecting bitch needs a book telling her how to be a bitch? I guess that answers itself but, jesus, its not hard! Just be a fucking bitch!

    • stratacat

      she’s reading the wrong book. “why men will fuck but not date or marry batshit catladies who pick out engagement rings before the first date.” the title’s wordy, but only $.15 at the kindle store.

  14. Oogidyboogidy

    Didn’t this twit write a damn BOOK on dating recently?? Wonder how that’s selling. Maybe her next book, “How to Be a Crazy Cat Lady in 5 Easy Steps” will sell better.

  15. JLH – the key is a reduction of bacon consumption not an increase in bitch factor… Just saying….

  16. jamiewithanh

    ;( i don’t get it. JLH is beautiful and so very sweet!

  17. stratacat

    wow. in the rain and everything. i feel like someone should send her a fruit basket.

  18. Lucy928

    Hmmm, I’m sure it’s a total accident that the book is peeking out of her coat like that. It’s not like it would’ve fit into her ginormous tote or anything.

    Sarcasm aside, I have always thought she was so pretty and that she seems like a real sweetheart.

  19. Jennifers problem is she wants a man to like her for qualities she does not have. Just accept you are annoying and not very bright but have wonderful breasts. That puts you in demand. I for one would marry you based on those qualities especially if you are willing to crank out the babies. Take Jessica Simpson. She accepts her limitations and knows its all about the breasts and being sexy. She has endless men in line for her and shes dumber then a rock.

    Ultimately most relationships with women end because they nag and are annoying and dont offer much intellectual stimulation, but if they can hide those limitations for awhile, are atleast decent and sex, dont withhold it to prove a point, and dont try to make a man like you for any other reason then he wants to have sex with you when you dont have that ability, you will go along way. Jennifer has not figured that out.

    She can meet any type of guy she wants. When she picks one that may not be famous, does ok job wise but not as well as she does financially, is halfway intelligent, and she realizes he likes her for tits, then she will be married and probably have a nice healthy set of kids. Beyond that it will play out and end at some point but that is life for all of us. She wants a guaranteed contract that very few if any people get.

    Her best baby years are passing her by and shes not going to get prettier and if shes not careful shes going to be an old maid with money aka Tyra Banks, Katarina Witt, and Jennifer Aniston et al, the same type of gorgeous but mentally insane insecure bitch.

  20. Men don’t love bitches.
    Men don’t love.
    Men ejaculate.
    That’s it, folks.

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    Rob
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    I disagree. All I want is bitches to shut up.

  22. Truther

    This woman is desperate. She has had nearly twenty boyfriends and all have used and dumped her.

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    Poor Jen. I’d make her the happiest woman in the world given the chance.

  24. mz/x

    I usually enjoy watching arrogant, stuck up women implode as they start to age and their biological clock blows up in their faces. But not her. She’s OK. So I hope she gets knocked up pretty soon.

  25. Yagiska

    I’m actually starting to feel sorry for this chick, like I want to pity date her. It’s like those starving African kids on TV. After awhile, you’re just like, “Fine, Jesus, I’ll send you a damn quarter a day already. Just stop being so damn miserable in public.”

  26. Peter Wood

    Proof women are too stupid and proud to admit they don’t understand men. At least we admit we don’t understand women. I read some quotes from this book and it’s the funniest shit I read in years. First, men don’t want bitches. In fact, that’s the reason why so many women in America have trouble finding a man. Second, if you want to understand men stop reading books written by a WOMAN. Here is a wild idea, ask a man!

    • stratacat

      what’s there to understand? you want someone with big tits to give you blow jobs and leave you be most of the time. we all know this–women, men, everyone on earth.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      @P.Wood
      Women have been saying for eons that they don’t understand men. Rendering you full of shit.

    • Anton LaVey

      I agree, we don’t want bitches, and women are the epitome of contradiction.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        You’re an idiot. I pointed out that your premise is wrong, so that means I have an attitude? Ah, I see. You need women who don’t notice that you are an idiot.

      • Jillia

        Oh, lighten up CranApple. That was actually a pretty clever, roundabout way of calling you bitch, so kudos PW. I sure appreciated it. And I’m a woman!

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Unlikely. You would have noticed it wasn’t even clever, but actually nonsensical.

  27. jim x

    Shorter entire book:

    “Because when the women are really hot and the guys don’t have other options, women can get away with it.”

    I feel sorry for her. JLH is apparently still trying to understand why she was more desired in her young non-cellulite hotness. A mega-hotness who still takes care of herself like Demi Moore can’t even keep a young idiot on a leash. It’s the cruelty of nature.

  28. stratacat

    the thing about nagging… women are biologically hard-wired to talk. maybe it’s because when we lived in caves we had to scare the predators away while our men were hunting. nagging becomes an issue when women don’t have any female friends or family to talk to. instead of bitching with coworkers or going out with friends, they unleash all the petty thoughts that accumulate throughout the day on their men. shut the fuck up and call your mother. that’s what she’s there for.

  29. Joe Fucking Average

    Hey Jen, you’re rich. All you have to do is keep the ferraris coming and you can keep your man.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody needs to get her and Kris Humphries together.

  31. The Royal Penis

    I’d make her my bitch.

  32. dude_on

    The hard truth is it wouldn’t hurt her chances a bit if she learned to make a good sandwich. And maybe get up an hour early during the initial sleepovers to put on make-up. Also just be sensitive to men’s needs in general. It won’t kill you to listen to SportsCenter in the background during intimacy.

  33. CranAppleSnapple

    So, she wants us to make fun of her? She’s posing like Phoebe Price with that book, is there a payday involved? My bet is she wants to option it for a screenplay. Because a romcom about scheming to land a man would be a fucking breathe of fresh air.

  34. butt juice

    This chick is the poster child for desperation. Admitting that you have your engagement ring picked out and ready to go might be the reason you’re single — not because bitches get what they want — dumbfuck.

  35. jules

    But those CURtains will make the ROOM okay, and if you don’t care whether the paisley is too busy, or the blue too eighties, then shit, I really don’t know what else there is to say to each other for the next 20 years. …Hey! Don’t walk away from me, I’m TALKING to you! No you’re not going to go wait in the car, come back here. …Wait. I don’t know which curtain rods to buy… FINE, yes, sure, we can watch Predator when we get home. Twice, okay, twice, just get back here and stop edging towards the hot dog stand. Your wallet’s in my purse anyway dummy.

  36. your average Joe

    Psst…let me give you a tip Jennifer…ditch that three ring shit, it’s kryptonite to guys.

  37. Think People

    You commenters are hilarious. Hateful misogynists who never even read the book but assume you know the contents in their entirety, Ever consider that she might have been PAID to carry that book around? (If you could make $20k holding “I’m The World’s Biggest Dumb Sh*t” you’d do it in a heartbeat.) Another possibility: some a-hole who dated her made a comment about bitches, and this is her response to him.

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Why Men Love Bitches Book
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    Judging by the state of her coat, she’s been hitting the powdered sugar coated doughnuts HARD.

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Why Men Love Bitches Book
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a fundamental mistake being made if women think that books being sold to women that tell women what they want to hear in exchange for buying the book, is the same as reality.

    Seriously Jen, act like a bitch…yeah, that’s gonna fix all your “keep getting dumped” problems.

  40. forrest gump

    don’t you get it?
    THIS IS HER WAY TO BE IN THE NEWS & BEG FILM PRODUCERS TO GIVE HER NEW JOBS!!!!!!!!!

  41. stupid is, as stupid does

    forrest, she’s been in the biz for a while now; I think she knows how a casting couch works.

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    I was very encouraged to find this site. I wanted to thank you for this special read. I definitely savored every little bit of it.

    Ealing Taxi

  43. dooood

    idk man.. i love jennifer n all. id do anything to be able to get sexy with her. it’s plain to see she’s nuttier than squirrel shit, but some guys like that. i mean how many women do we know that aren’t completely insane? …maybe she has some fucked up VD or something

  44. 2good4thiswebsite

    Being a bitch works great. My Mother in Law has kept her husband around for many years & she is the Ultimate BITCH!!!!

  45. yay

    I find it degrading to read those relationship help books. I rather go do something fun.
    Who gives a fuck what men want?

    I only care about what I want :p

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt Why Men Love Bitches Book
    Commented on this photo:

    what a face..

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