Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Giant Pregnant Breasts Are The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.9.13

August 9th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Normally when Photo Boy takes a day off The Crap We Missed is replaced by some sort of sexy photos. I don’t have any of those, so here are Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s giant pregnant breasts doing whatever the hell exercise this is. Is she planning on birthing her child in a ball pit? Is that a thing now? Because I can’t keep up with all these celebrity fads. Regurgitate your kid’s food. Don’t regurgitate your kid’s food. Breast feed. Don’t breast feed. Okay, do, but just the mom and from her sister’s tit (preferably silicone). Michael Jackson is an awesome babysitter. Michael Jackson is the Catholic Church. Jesus! Just stick to one!

Back tomorrow with Most Important People (Pinky swear.),

- The Superficial

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

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  1. Are there any rearward views available so I can examine the consistency of her mucus plug?

  2. In her defense, there’s no way she could have really known that exercising in a low cut tank top would expose so much boobage. It’s not like she’s spent her entire life famous for having huge jugs or anything.

    She’s the real victim here. Well, her and McBeef who didn’t get a good view of cervical snot.

  3. Deacon Jones

    You should have hired a camera man to follow Photo Boy around and film him as he gets progressively drunker.

    I’m sure his feedback on the wine samples will be exhilarating and refined.

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    Ok, time for some Ozzy Squats.
    Ozzy, 1, 2, 3, 4
    Ozzy, 2, 2, 3, 4
    Ozzy, 3, 2, 3, 4

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Pregnant Cleavage
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    She has the best breast in California today!!

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Pregnant Cleavage
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    “Squeeze the ball like so! Now if someone will just help me find the head of this thing, I’ll show you a trick you can do with your tongue…”

  7. Boy, good thing she wasn’t wearing a black -and-white spotted outfit. Some farmer might have tried to stick his arm elbow-deep into her uterus. Or am I thinking of German porn? That’s a strong possibility.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Pregnant Cleavage
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    By the time she gives birth, her breasts may not be purple but they each will be that size.

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Pregnant Cleavage
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    I’ve heard regular exercise during pregnancy makes their calves healthier and produces a higher quality milk.

  10. olde nick

    The Giant Purple Ball was the only one willing to give her those three rings. My guess is that it is also probably the father of the baby.

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Pregnant Cleavage
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    The magic ball was working. She could feel the change beginning and her body beginning to change. The metamorphosis would soon be complete, and she knew she would have to leave the name ‘Jennifer’ behind. Deep down, she had no regrets; this was the right thing to do, knowing that her friend, Ronald McDonald, would never be lonely again.

  12. Just going to throw this out there since the day is still young. There are nude Amada Seyfried photos out there from Lovelace. Carry on.

  13. She was so hot in Heartbreakers. It breaks the heart.

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    cc
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    I am very thankful you included this one.

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    CK
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    She is going to have SUCH a postpartum, it’ll be like Mechagodzilla running amok.

  16. Grand Dragon

    I feel the need to put on some overalls and a straw hat, grab a little stool and a bucket and start pulling on teats.

  17. She’s finally living her dream. She always wanted to crap out a few kids.

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    Teddy
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    I’d hit it from the back

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    Teddy
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    It’s hell to be knocked up and constipated

  20. Pugiron

    Other than you being a retard chubby chaser why did you post these?

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    Jenn
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    Pregzilla’s deep bellow rent the air, “I said no pictures without my makeup!”
    As our intrepid photographer met her deadly glare, his bowels loosened, his knees shook, and he wondered, not for the first time, if boob shots were worth his life.

    “Of course they are!!” The Internet.

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    Jenn
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    How preggo is she? Is it two? I’m serious. I have a fam member who is 7 months and not this large.

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    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Yup, there they are, taking pitchers of me !

  24. She should get an honorary membership in the Red Cross. In a natural emergency, she could feed an entire village.

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    TheRebal84
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    wow, her ass is going to need a zip code~~~

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts Pregnant Cleavage
    Will
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    Say what you will, MILF JLove’s pregnant boobs still gets it up
    and off. Everyone may say both bad or good things about JLove
    but they are all Masturbating and shooting Cum all over the
    pic’s!!!

    I am Masturbating at work right now…

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