Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Giant Pregnant Breasts Are The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.9.13

Normally when Photo Boy takes a day off The Crap We Missed is replaced by some sort of sexy photos. I don’t have any of those, so here are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s giant pregnant breasts doing whatever the hell exercise this is. Is she planning on birthing her child in a ball pit? Is that a thing now? Because I can’t keep up with all these celebrity fads. Regurgitate your kid’s food. Don’t regurgitate your kid’s food. Breast feed. Don’t breast feed. Okay, do, but just the mom and from her sister’s tit (preferably silicone). Michael Jackson is an awesome babysitter. Michael Jackson is the Catholic Church. Jesus! Just stick to one!

Back tomorrow with Most Important People (Pinky swear.),

- The Superficial

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