Continuing her quest to find a man, any man, to choose one of three pre-selected engagement rings from her purse, here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt with a tranny last night after she hosted bingo at a burger joint. On that note, I’m going to stop right there because I lack the comedy chops to come up with a better punchline than Jennifer Love Hewitt playing bingo at a burger joint and then leaving with a tranny. I literally wept from its presence.
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Jennifer looks like shit in that grey outfit, but the tranny in the jeans is doable.
Came here for this…leaving satisfied.
I would actually still totally do Jennifer. I don’t care how desperate she is. I’ve been desperate before…. I know how it feels. I’ll help her out.
Something tells me there will be a spontaneous convention of Superficial readers at the next Bingo Night at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood.
Meh
least flattering pair of jeans ever
Are you sure that’s not just Kathy Griffin?
You’re right, this picture is perfectly ridiculous. I have nothing to add that will make it more funny or less pathetic.
Hoda, is that you!?
Jennifer Love Hewitt Finally Found a Man….Yeah and IT looks just like her.
so she will mary a rich american *SSHOLE?
………..something new?
It’s okay, you can spell out “Asshole”. We don’t mind, do we, assholes?
Here’s the thing… Don’t let the glued on headband fool you. I am actually quite smart. I don’t remember where I was going with this. Never mind. It’ll come to me.
Damn, I gotta say, she looks pretty damn good here. She’s probably lost 20 pounds in the last 3 months. Hopefully not in the boob region though. It’s my favorite.
I would like to take a swing at those floppy tits ..
Say what you will, I think Brook Hogan is a handsome woman.
My dearest Jen,
I would plow you like a field in Iowa. I can provide you with everything that those who has failed. Please ring me.
Rocky
A real modern day Shakespeare right here.
Even that man is gonna head for the hills when he finds out about her “three-ring circus”.
JLH is hot. Hollywood is cruel to older women.
Cruel to fat assed older women, that is. We still like the older ones who haven’t let themselves go. Lazy over-eaters are asking for it.
i’d still fuck her but she’s def NOT hot
Well dude, I’m sure she’d be thrilled to know that. You’re a legend in your own mind…
For those who wanted to know what Khloe Kardashian would look like as a blonde. Well now you know.
ok, JLH hosts bingo at a burger joint, leaves with a tranny. Nic Cage wakes up to find nude man in his bedroom eating a fudgesicle. Now here’s the story that out-weirds them all – midget who played gordon ramsey in porn flicks is found dead, eaten by badgers:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/dwarf-who-played-gordon-ramsay-in-porn-eaten-by-badgers
maybe God is stoned, bored, and just screwing around playing ‘mad libs’.
Oh, to be the meat in that sandwich.
that’s a nastyass bologna sandwich dude don’t do it
Actually she looks thinner and her tits are still awesome, I’d bang her crazy.
On the marriage thing, how difficult is to lie to her saying “I do” every time I want a blow job? C’mon you guys are really naive.
Which one is her? They both look identical.
if i could get a blow job out of her i would marry her.
Why is JLH hanging out with Joy Behar?
I love you.
You’re an idiot or gay if you wouldn’t fuck the shit out of JLH
Exactly. Even the one in the jeans doesn’t look bad either.
Those man jeans do nothing for her once fine @$$
FAIL.
Looks like she lost some weight . JLH is quite the yo yo .
I know right? One minute she’s a cow, then she’s thin again..
And all of a sudden she looks like her old self again. I swear to god her weight goes up and down more than my penis.
Classic tranny trick. Hang out with people who’s asses are bigger than yours, in order to make yours look more feminine.
Who said I couldn’t get into a man’s pants?
If I dress like I did when I had Joey Lawrence maybe he’ll want me back, right?
Joy Behar has never looked better!
She heard he was hiding sausage.
Cheryl Burke has never looked better
I literally jumped out of my chair and danced after radneig this!
Your cranium must be prtoecitng some very valuable brains.