Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Definitely Pregnant

When Jennifer Love Hewitt announced her pregnancy while safely hidden away in Europe, I just assumed she’d return home with a loaf of French bread swaddled like a baby. So imagine my surprise to see her at a Disney event over the weekend pregnant as shit which means somewhere there’s a mannequin with the words “Fiance” written across its chest sitting in her house. One part of this story has to be a figment of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s imagination. It just has to be. — Unless it’s us! *vanishes down a whirlpool of wedding cakes and three, pre-selected engagement rings* NOOOOO!!

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