Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Definitely Pregnant

July 15th, 2013 // 18 Comments

When Jennifer Love Hewitt announced her pregnancy while safely hidden away in Europe, I just assumed she’d return home with a loaf of French bread swaddled like a baby. So imagine my surprise to see her at a Disney event over the weekend pregnant as shit which means somewhere there’s a mannequin with the words “Fiance” written across its chest sitting in her house. One part of this story has to be a figment of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s imagination. It just has to be. — Unless it’s us! *vanishes down a whirlpool of wedding cakes and three, pre-selected engagement rings* NOOOOO!!

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Mickey Through The Decades Collection Launch Celebration
    john
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    I dont know how she got pregnant, we always just did anal

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Mickey Through The Decades Collection Launch Celebration
    ruckus
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    Pictured here with her stunt double.

    • she is so fucking disturbed. That baby is nothing but a career booster. Now she’ll sell the pictures to the glossy magazines like People and rake in millions. She is trash.

  3. FattyFatty2X4

    Her body had a song written about it.
    “Your body is a wonderland” or some bullcrap.
    Now that song is “Your body is Euro Disney”.
    Too soon?

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Mickey Through The Decades Collection Launch Celebration
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    I hope she doesn’t let her body go to shit after the birth. That show she’s on exists solely because of her fuckability.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Mickey Through The Decades Collection Launch Celebration
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    which one is pregnant?

  6. Jen

    I like how the “red carpet” is 5×5 big

  7. I wonder if her boobs will get as big as Jessica’s? I think she would carry them better if they do.

  8. anonymous

    I though pregnant women got a little hotter.

    She looks like she took a year off to drink beer and eat corndogs at the state fair.

  9. Please do the post-baby nude spread.
    Please do the post-baby nude spread.
    Please do the post-baby nude spread.

  10. Just two words *look around to make sure no one is listening*: Milk Duds!

  11. Foaming Solvent

    I would like to spend nine months in her uterus.

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