Jennifer Love Hewitt Makes An Excellent Argument For Me Marrying Her and Other News

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- Michael Fassbender’s penis took two stabs at the Oscars this year. [Huffington Post]

- Angelina Jolie’s newest movie seems really familiar. [Dlisted]

- Tom Cruise’s karaoke tribute to Xenu. But does he do splits, you ask? [Lainey Gossip]

- Selena Gomez’s dog totally got to second. [Hollywood Tuna]

- You’re getting a Hangover 3. [Starpulse]

- Starship Troopers is getting a reboot that damn well better include unisex showering. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna’s onstage bean-flicking comes in blonde also. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Victoria Justice is just what every pedophile hopes to find under the tree this year. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Armstrong’s book will put a melted plastic, duck-lipped face on women involved in domestic violence. [TooFab]

- Johnny Depp’s bodyguards beat up a handicapped woman. In fairness to the bodyguards, she could have looked like John Mayer in drag. [TMZ]

- Something tells me “mashed potatoes” is code for “I have hookers in my golf bag.” [theCHIVE]

- This kid’s cornrows really tied the room together. [BuzzFeed]

- 2011 is the year we’ll always remember for this couple introducing Pippa Middleton’s butt to the world. [Popsugar]

- Daisy Lowe is half-naked for GQ. [IDLYITW]

-The 20 Hottest Photos of Natalia Belova [Heavy]

- The 50 Sexiest Sports Moments of 2011 [Bleacher Report]

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