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- Michael Fassbender‘s penis took two stabs at the Oscars this year. [Huffington Post]
- Angelina Jolie‘s newest movie seems really familiar. [Dlisted]
- Tom Cruise‘s karaoke tribute to Xenu. But does he do splits, you ask? [Lainey Gossip]
- Selena Gomez’s dog totally got to second. [Hollywood Tuna]
- You’re getting a Hangover 3. [Starpulse]
- Starship Troopers is getting a reboot that damn well better include unisex showering. [FilmDrunk]
- Rihanna‘s onstage bean-flicking comes in blonde also. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Victoria Justice is just what every pedophile hopes to find under the tree this year. [Popoholic]
- Taylor Armstrong‘s book will put a melted plastic, duck-lipped face on women involved in domestic violence. [TooFab]
- Johnny Depp‘s bodyguards beat up a handicapped woman. In fairness to the bodyguards, she could have looked like John Mayer in drag. [TMZ]
- Something tells me “mashed potatoes” is code for “I have hookers in my golf bag.” [theCHIVE]
- This kid’s cornrows really tied the room together. [BuzzFeed]
- 2011 is the year we’ll always remember for this couple introducing Pippa Middleton’s butt to the world. [Popsugar]
- Daisy Lowe is half-naked for GQ. [IDLYITW]
-The 20 Hottest Photos of Natalia Belova [Heavy]
- The 50 Sexiest Sports Moments of 2011 [Bleacher Report]
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“Just once, for a year or two. Long enough to get pregnant, but only by sex if you want to. Dancing with the Stars isn’t returning my calls. I’ve saved alt of my “Party of Five” money. You know, when I was less pathetic.”
“they say she’s retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded” – Dave Attell
Oh Jen you are so silly… you don’t keep yourself hot AFTER you are dumped. You keep yourself in shape until the dumb shmuck has said “I do” and put a babby in you.
Someone needs to explain to her, be a real a friend and tell it like it is. Someone also needs to inform her I am ready to put a ring on her finger and much baby-gel in her.
what’s a “babby”? is that like a tampon?
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
Wow, how cool are you. It must make you feel very superior to criticize someone for a typo.
I doubt I’d ever tire of caressing those.
But but but that dress isn’t a stretchy dress. How does that work? Oh right. Spanxx. There still is not a day since the 1990s that I would not have plowed her though.
nice pins.
I would hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be crowned king of England.
How the hell was this not in the weekly roundup?!? It might be the best comment ever made on this site. Kudos, and my apologies for only seeing it 10 days later. Obviously, I came back for the tits, but the one thing I’ll remember…well, it’s the tits. But nice job.
“Johnny Depp‘s bodyguards beat up a handicapped woman. In fairness to the bodyguards, she could have looked like John Mayer in drag.”
Why can’t you rough a handicapped woman? Who made that rule? This is where the terrorist will get us, for sure….
I haven’t read the article, and I don’t know if it’s serious or just a joke. But I have a handicapped 26 year old son and assaulting disabled persons is a felony!
Justifiable? I forgot to add an S in terrorist.
Fish, in order for J Love to prove that she is marrying material she needs to give us her fans a sex scene in one of her future films (or get cast on an HBO show which is guaranteed to give us a LOT more). At this point in her career, she owes us at least two.
She has a lot of making up to do after Jamie Kennedy.
Whoa whoaaaaa.. something different?? This is the first time I have seen her looking hot in a non bandage dress. I guess she ran out of colors in the rainbow to buy bandage dresses in.
Probably the only time I’ve wished for a “View Life Sized” option on a JLH picture.
Time is running out Jennifer! Soon they’ll sag too much for anyone to want to see them. So whip them out now in a Playboy spread.
Wouldn’t it be awful if after all these years,she finally whips them out and she has gigantic pepperoni nipples?
“I have one of these in my nightstand.”
from chest up is how she should insists pictures are taken because one look at her legs, the whole thing is ruined.
and from at least 500 feet away, with some vaseline smeared on the lens. ideally, the photographer also cuts her face out of the shot.
She looks like even she can’t stop looking down at ‘em.
It’s not a lazy eye, it’s just incredibly focused on something else.
I feel like milking something and its not the cow.
sweet jesus!
those guys are trying so hard not to squeeze those puppies.
If she’ll do anal and let me ejactulate on her breasts any time I want I’d consider marrying her.
I’d cheat on her and treat her real bad….but she’d still be married.
Cottage cheese
I think over the course of the evening, her cleavage slowly ate her necklace.
“And can I ask all the photographers in the room not to shoot me from the right? I look a little too much like Chelsea Clinton from that angle.”
Sneaky photowall, revealing Jennifer’s weakness like that.
you ARE already bankrupt?
bitch is back!!
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Note to Jennifer Love Hewitt: If a fast food company asks you for a photo-op…don’t do it.