And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress

“You’ll marry me won’t you, leftover Chinese I found this morning? Yes, yes, you will.”

I need to come clean with you guys. This isn’t a post about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s acting, it’s about her breasts. I know that seems out of place for a site like this, but I just couldn’t look at myself in the mirror if I wasn’t being honest with you. I don’t know why I even tried to fool you. You know me too well. *taps you on the chin with fist*

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