“You’ll marry me won’t you, leftover Chinese I found this morning? Yes, yes, you will.”
I need to come clean with you guys. This isn’t a post about Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s acting, it’s about her breasts. I know that seems out of place for a site like this, but I just couldn’t look at myself in the mirror if I wasn’t being honest with you. I don’t know why I even tried to fool you. You know me too well. *taps you on the chin with fist*
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I actually do respect her as an actress. And I’n not just saying that because she has me tied up in her basement and is making me.
If you were tied up in her basement you’d be married to her by now.
Let’s also show some appreciation for that dress in its supporting role.
That dress should take a bow, or a seat. Anything that gets it off of Jennifer.
Yes, but it looks like it won’t be able to bear the strain much longer.
me likey.
I respect Jennifer as an actress. My penis respects her in many other ways.
Still my dream girl.
I don’t know what you have in your mouth there, honey, but it will taste better if you flick your tongue along the tip of it, and then slide it back and forth into your mouth. I promise.
I’m pretty sure her vagina has a “You must be this rich to enter” sign at the entrance.
How did Jamie Kennedy get in?
What the fuck happened to her fa…wait, nevermind, titties.
This horse faced bitch is the worst actress ever. She has hideous eyes.
I just wanna lay on top of her and smoosh her. Jam her. Crush her. let my body take out all the air in her body. I just wanna squish her. Thrust my pelvic bone down, and fill her. Oh my god…I want her to have my anchor baby, and sneak back to the border. I want my tongue to flambé her inner thighs. I want to have immaculate conception on her thigh. Oh…where was I?
Somewhere between inarticulate and incomprehensible.
I feel like you missed the creepy element.
“Quick, someone get Jennifer a pie before she eats another hand!”
As I diabetic, I couldn’t make sweet love to her, but I’d certainly gives her lots of protein
Don’t care how ‘fantastic’ the boobage is; all I see are those three rings being displayed between her spread vagazzled twat.
This dress is at least seven times too small. Shopping in the “Lil’ Miss” section won’t land you a husband, not until Courtney leaves Doug anyway
Damn, She’s perfect. You all go back to your caves, I’ll take her. mmmmm…… all kind of delicious…
This one HOT woman!!!
I’ll marry you Jen, under three stipulations;
1. you must cook
2. you must have sex with me whenever I want.
3. No talking when I’m watching sports.
If you do this, I will do ANYTHING you want.