And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress

November 19th, 2012 // 23 Comments

“You’ll marry me won’t you, leftover Chinese I found this morning? Yes, yes, you will.”

I need to come clean with you guys. This isn’t a post about Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s acting, it’s about her breasts. I know that seems out of place for a site like this, but I just couldn’t look at myself in the mirror if I wasn’t being honest with you. I don’t know why I even tried to fool you. You know me too well. *taps you on the chin with fist*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. EricLr

    I actually do respect her as an actress. And I’n not just saying that because she has me tied up in her basement and is making me.

  2. Let’s also show some appreciation for that dress in its supporting role.

  3. Mikey

    me likey.

  4. I respect Jennifer as an actress. My penis respects her in many other ways.

  5. The Everlasting Know-It-All

    Still my dream girl.

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    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what you have in your mouth there, honey, but it will taste better if you flick your tongue along the tip of it, and then slide it back and forth into your mouth. I promise.

  7. Rob

    What the fuck happened to her fa…wait, nevermind, titties.

  8. This horse faced bitch is the worst actress ever. She has hideous eyes.

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Sundress The Client List Set
    Duck86
    Commented on this photo:

    I just wanna lay on top of her and smoosh her. Jam her. Crush her. let my body take out all the air in her body. I just wanna squish her. Thrust my pelvic bone down, and fill her. Oh my god…I want her to have my anchor baby, and sneak back to the border. I want my tongue to flambé her inner thighs. I want to have immaculate conception on her thigh. Oh…where was I?

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Sundress The Client List Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Quick, someone get Jennifer a pie before she eats another hand!”

  11. Baron Otto Wilhelm

    As I diabetic, I couldn’t make sweet love to her, but I’d certainly gives her lots of protein

  12. Jake

    Don’t care how ‘fantastic’ the boobage is; all I see are those three rings being displayed between her spread vagazzled twat.

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    Raaaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    This dress is at least seven times too small. Shopping in the “Lil’ Miss” section won’t land you a husband, not until Courtney leaves Doug anyway

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Sundress The Client List Set
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, She’s perfect. You all go back to your caves, I’ll take her. mmmmm…… all kind of delicious…

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Sundress The Client List Set
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    This one HOT woman!!!

  16. Mentos

    I’ll marry you Jen, under three stipulations;
    1. you must cook
    2. you must have sex with me whenever I want.
    3. No talking when I’m watching sports.
    If you do this, I will do ANYTHING you want.

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