You’ll Never Break Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Spirit

May 31st, 2012 // 43 Comments

Jennifer Love Hewitt might be constantly in the press for openly fantasizing about men way out of her league and/or eating cheeseburgers, but this is a confident, independent woman we’re talking about who’s not afraid to communicate via tank tops that she’ll never stop slathering herself in vanilla extract until one of the three rings are chosen. Or in other words, we just got got.

Photos: Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News


  1. Matthew Fox probably beat the shit out of her, and made her crazy. Yum.

  2. CranAppleSnapple

    I always feel embarrassed for her. Reading about her is like watching Extras.

  3. The Royal Penis

    “Wild Hearts” may not be broken, but they can be crushed, squished, stepped on, and stopped- and who knows this better than Little Miss Desperate?

    • BlubboThe Clown

      Didn’t this crazy broad “write” a book on dating and relationships recently? What the hell makes her think she’s any kind of expert? It’s not like carrying around 3 pre-chosen engagement rings and putting jewelry on her hoohah has made her any more “marketable.”

  4. Deacon Jones

    Any Idea how long the human body could survive if a guillotine sliced it in two right above the hips and then paramedics instantly sealed it up?

    Because I would be fine with just the mouth and tits.

    • Kirk Diggler

      Your analytical skills are lacking: you’re still stuck with THAT brain.

      Come on, buck up and think these things thru!

  5. EricLr

    Well, what I’m really looking for in a wife is a woman who hot-glues rhinestones to her cooch. How does she stand on that issue?

  6. durty-sanchez

    I would break her in two.. damnnnn….

  7. Johnny P!

    This Lula Fortune needs to find her Sailor Ripley soon, so they can make sweet, crazy, mental love together.
    Is Nick Cage single these days? How about his son?…

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can slow cook them though, and with a cream sauce… delicious.

  9. Lunch

    I see nothing wrong with her.
    She looks perfectly fine for a 33 year old.

  10. your mom

    Wild hearts don’t need husbands. We’re sluts like that.

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    Her face was never hot anyways..

    • dooood

      all eye of the beholder stuff sure,
      but look for that scene of her in the shower in party of five,
      that face she makes at the end of that clip is so fucking cute.
      her smile could light up las vegas

      • Seriously, this.

        Well, plus that scene of her crawling across the floor to Ray Liotta in Heartbreakers. I’d buy her all three rings and throw in a necklace as well.

  12. Eric

    I wonder if her Vagazzles itch?

  13. Are we sure that the shirt doesn’t just mean that she’s going to ride diving horses in traveling carnivals?

  14. busty sinclair

    I think she’s really cute. Got the girl-next-door type of look going on.

    • Jake

      A next door neighbor with weight problems and low self-esteem isn’t considered cute where I live, but you probably don’t live on the coasts.

      • dooood

        sure everybody gets old and dies and all beauty fades and is fleeting. everyone has problems. i too enjoy having a laugh at how embarrassingly desperate she makes herself look.
        but i think you should give her a break. she was once the sexiest woman in the world according to maxim. not just another bullshit poll like beyonce.
        i think cuteness is even more powerful than beauty.
        beauty fades. cuteness remains.
        but hey, its all a matter of opinion and taste.

      • If she isn’t considered cute where you live, you live in the shittiest place ever.

    • EricLr

      You might want to check out the girl next door’s basement before you trust her.

  15. skunk

    ill have some wild tits please

  16. SeeAlice

    I saw her on The Soup . She is a little Minky .

  17. YTBOY

    She is extremely BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

  18. lily

    she comes across desperate for sure, but if you extract that from the equation, there’s no way adam levine is out of her league. he’s a creepy, douchey little loser. the fact that he was dating a woman way out of his league probably makes him look a little better.

  19. Dan Quayle

    I’d share my potatoe salad with her for sure

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    The photog damn near killed people to catch up to Jen to get this shot.

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    Jenny I will marry you, anywhere, anytime

  22. Stupid

    She is a very beautiful woman. One of the cutest on the planet.

  23. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    I would pay her to fart into my Sparkling V-8

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Sweatpants Tanktop
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    Why is she dressed like Justin Bieber?

  25. cowbulls

    I like her entire package and her breasts might be the best ever.

  26. Nikkirose

    “…fantasizing about men way out of her league..” That is just mean. Adam Levine may be hot, but he is NOT out of her league. JLH is naturally very gorgeous even without makeup.

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    Double D
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    Unfortunately, diets can.

  28. Diana

    My son met her when they were teenagers. He was an extra in one of her movies and said she was very nice. It doesn’t seems like she’s changed much either. good for her .

  29. I love JLH. I think she’s really cute. I hope she finds a good dude soon. It’s always a mystery when nice people are alone.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Sweatpants Tanktop
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    Does anyone know what brand of sunglasses those are and where I can get them??

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