Jennifer Lopez’s New Video Will Look Like This And Other News

March 13th, 2012 // 26 Comments

- In case you were wondering if there’s a factory out there pumping out Megan Fox clones, yes. Yes, there is. [theCHIVE]

- Olivia Munn almost turned her hacked photos into a win and then fucked it right the hell up. [Lainey Gossip]

- Die Antwoord turned down opening for Lady GaGa. If you have no idea who the hell Die Antwoord is, you have no idea how hilarious this is. [Dlisted]

- Julia Roberts doesn’t let her kids watch her movies which is incredible news to anyone who sat through Eat, Pray, Love. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- A Day in Marc Maron’s Life [Heavy]

- Jessica Simpson shoots down all those rumors her publicist planted about being ready to pop at any second. [TooFab]

- January Jones might have been hacked, too, if hacked means someone found the same outfit she wore in X-Men: First Class. [IDLYITW]

- Jake Gyllenhaal apparently hates hipsters. To death. [BuzzFeed]

- Whitney Houston’s mom says she knows who sold photos of Whitney’s corpse to the National Enquirer, so get ready for her to say Bobby Brown any minute now. [Celebslam]

- Leighton Meester never wants to get married and is now officially hotter than Blake Lively. [Just Jared]

- 50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Fez is having sex with this. FEZ! [Popoholic]

- Braveheart is going to be a TV show now. Why not? [FilmDrunk]

- Like AnnaLynne McCord and random strangers’ feet? It’s your motherfucking birthday. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Zooey Deschanel should probably never wear yoga pants. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. free wifi

    Lardassery

  2. Anon

    Wow…her ass is putting those Hefty SteelSak pants to work!

  3. cc

    “Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”

    Otto von Bismarck

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    Flame on
    Commented on this photo:

    tensile strength

  5. I have to admit, she looks a lot better to me now that I know one of the zombies from Walking Dead isn’t crawling all over her at night.

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    Seriously?

  7. Richard McBeef

    She should pick a craft and stick with it, rather than spread mediocrity across several genres of entertainment. She can’t sing without a supercomputer reproccessing her voice and she can’t act her way out of a wet paper bag. I suppose she’s good at sitting there on her once great ass and providing mindless commentary for american idol singers. stick with that bitch.

  8. Got Tide?

    I must be getting old. Ever since I figured out Olivia Munn is an arrogant self obsessed bitch I just can’t find her attractive. I used to gloss right over such things. And by gloss I mean masturbate.

    • Deacon Jones

      Yeah, im in the same boat, but im to the point where if they even open their mouths, I flinched.

      It’s like listening to nails on a chalkboard. Every last one of them.

      • Felonious Monkey

        It’s called “growing up.” Once you reach a certain maturity level, and I don’t necessarily mean age, you’re willing to forgo hotness for intelligence and personality. Even for spank material, FOLKS!!!

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    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    mom?

  10. Schmidtler

    Wow, Jennifer Lopez is making a video? I also heard Apple is coming out with a cool new gadget to play mp3′s, calling it the i-something or other. All we need now is David Lee Roth to get in on a VanHalen reunion and it’s 1996 all over again!

  11. Frank Burns

    Alas, no on-screen dancing for her bf Dancy Smurf? Just fetch her some more smurfing water, you smurf.

  12. IND

    WHAT!!! Leighton Meester has ALWAYS been hotter than horseface blake

  13. stacy

    Oh shut up. We would all love a shot at her even though we know there isn’t a snowball chance in hell at that.

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    Commented on this photo:

    she still looks better than Aguilera

  15. turd da third

    He should be charged with abusing spandex,,,,, what a fugly old sow..Put a blanket and a saddle on that thing.

  16. El Jefe

    She will buy you a Bentley and blow you, it can’t be all bad.

    • Schmidtler

      don’t forget the allowance, so you can buy her stuff. I’d probably use the Bentley to go out and pick up decent looking chicks and use the allowance money for hookers, so I wouldn’t end up having to get bj’s from Fatso McCottagecheeseass.

  17. anonymoose

    Muffintop? Cover it up!

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    Bigalkie
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    The most beautiful woman on earth????? I can go to any Walmart and see twenty women better looking than this. Just an observation.

  19. Blech

    Oh, goodie. JLo’s showing us all how to work out. Will the video be entitled “Buns of Not-Steel”?

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey look. Its chicken chest again.

  21. Jennifer Lopez Sports Bra Leather Pants
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at those pythons on chicken chest!

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