Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Malibu with her family yesterday and apparently she should’ve worn a longer blouse because, KERPOW, J-Ass! Except that KERPOW was a little unnecessary because this is absolutely nothing like I imagined it. I always assumed seeing the J-Butt would be more like seeing Jesus’ face and less like a reminder that death comes for everyone but first it’s gonna ruin your awesome parts. On that note, I’m going to run the opposite direction of the Earth’s rotation until I’m not 30 anymore or my penis stops looking like an old man’s face. Adieu.
Photos: Splash News
Eeeewww
NO spank you!
It’s not so bad, is it? … I think her ass looks too pale
Not sexy. Looks like padding for taking a shit.
It looks like of lumpy. Just like my oatmeal.
WTF did I say? I meant to say her ass looks a little lumpy like my oatmeal. I need to start drinking earlier..
Oh stfu Jimbo you fucking backwoods hick…you know you like that fat bitch…you probably want to smell the taco meat on her twat you fucking tard
And another fantasy woman falls to earth with a crash.
no thanks
you must prefer a cock and balls attached to it.
or he prefers butts that aren’t all lumpy and pale like cottage cheese. i don’t know, i think girls with big butts are attractive, but it’s hard to have an ass that big with no cellulite. it takes TONS of toning exercises and a really solid diet.
a) You have a typo – it’s WORN, not SWORN.
b) You’ve already had a picture of her ass on the site a while ago, so don’t pretend this is new for you.
c) Shut up. She has an excellent butt. For a woman of her age to have a butt this large in such shape is a true achievement. I’ll see your wife’s (should any woman be stupid enough to marry a nerd like you) ass when she is forty-something. Now that will be truly scary.
beware of Fati87 defender of fat asses on the interwebs!
Fuck you
BEWARE: Fati87 IS JLo! Jlo – stop coming on here and telling everyone how hot your ass is! It hasn’t been great since you were Bennifer!
Fuck you too.
Well, technically, it hasn’t been nearly as hot as when you were a back-up dancer on “In Living Color”, but I digress…
You fat nasty black/spic whore, white humans (the true ones) are don’t find giant fecal coverings as alluring as your primate men. And we run the planet so get used to it.
Pig.
Holy sh*t dude!… harsh… LOL!
#, writes like he has a small penis, and wants to take it out on the world, but he can’t, cause it is small.
I’d shove my big white spear in that pig.
I do have a small penis, that’s why I fuck chicks with nice tight snatches. Very much unlike the Laughing G-d’s slut mother, from whom he fell out face first when he was born due to “vaginal elephantiasis”.
that is terrible….and she sucks in general.
Mom a$$, it happens
Mom a$$, it happens
i could get lost in there for days
Not a fan, but her hind quarters are a hell of a lot better looking that sofia vergara’s hail damaged mine field of an ass. And she’s 3 years older than sofia.
How about no more sloppy, aging, over-the-hill latinas?
Who’s next? Charro?
LOL
You’re crazy–there’s nothing wrong with Sofia’s ass…
No thanks, I’m on a diet. Now Sophie Turner, well….
Her butt is not what it used to be. She needs to take better care of it. No more bragging about her ass anymore. It ain’t all that.
Hey, thanks but no thanks!
Yes, she’s got a fine butt for “a woman her age”. Kudos to J-Lo.
Now, what else ya got?
As unpleasant as Lopex is, it’s only fair that she has the skinny body of an immature kid including the flabby flat ass.
Karma!
Keep em coming fish. I love them big rears
no way. that ass is still perfect. that ass is hotter than most 18 year old asses out there. Rotund, yet tight and not flabby. That’s a beautiful ass right there.
Why are we supposed to care about her?
Poor kids, right now they’re butt ugly.
It’s not perfect but you have to admire a woman who has trouble keeping her ass covered.
It’s not perfect but you have to admire a woman who has trouble keeping her ass covered.
I’d hit it.
Poor kids, Mom thinks she’s still hot and Dad wears a Coast Guard uniform and a sweater cap to the beach and thinks he’s hot.
thigyik
You know what, after flipping through the pics, it is not the booty pop she is known for, but at the same time it is not terrible, or out of place for her structure. I approve.
OMG where is Parker today??? He’ll be devistated that he missed this.
“For a woman of her age” is not a good excuse. My 86 year old Nana has a slammin’ booty for an 86 year old, but at the end of the day it’s still a disgusting pile of lumpy wrinkles and shit stains.
Love you Nana
Randal(l)
I love Sofia and J-Lo. J-lo’s ass in these pics look great. She still got it going on. She is far from over the hill.
Tough life this witch has, huh?
Is no one concerned about the clown in the Coast Guard uniform wearing a sweater hat to the beach this time of year? If you all thought the junk in the trunk was never going to be affected by gravity, here’s a harsh life lesson for you. Stuff starts to sag ~ big, heavy stuff, really starts to sag.
she is straight sexy. i wonder if she does anal. i know my pinky would bounce in her stinky for days.
Britney has the best hollywood ass ♥
Wrong! The best Hollywood ass belongs to Jaime Pressly. Go to images.google.com and check her out. You could base a religion on Jaime’s posterior.
Vito, you’re right, all you others can MY hairy hiney.
Very good
bleaah. I’m one horny mofo, but this leaves me cold.
ok
I just threw up in my mouth a little,
I hate This Btch,
South Park had it so right, She is the bitchiest person alive,
FKING DOG KILLER!!!
Looks great! Way better than Kim K.
Looks great! Way better than Kim K.
I bet her farts are BRUTAL!
Yall Haters WISHED YOU LOOK AS GOOD AS JLO. DON’T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT
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Oh shut the fuck up, bitch.
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………………………dated so: NO THANKS, folks!!
wat
SURGERY
wow
without all that makeup she is an average looking bitch with a fat flabby ass!!!!
aren’t you a winner
She look’n like she needs to have a few pounds removed from the trunk.
die bitch, but before kill ur damn husband and cypress hill too. damn good.
baby oil time
i want to know what’s up with her hair from the back. it looks like all different colors. it’s a mess. maybe she has a wig on or is it her extensions……either way, it’s hideous.
she a fur hag fugly ho
Yeah, and… biscuits and gravy!
Jenny on the block? More like fatty on the block…
aint what it used to be. id still smash it though