Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Malibu with her family yesterday and apparently she should’ve worn a longer blouse because, KERPOW, J-Ass! Except that KERPOW was a little unnecessary because this is absolutely nothing like I imagined it. I always assumed seeing the J-Butt would be more like seeing Jesus’ face and less like a reminder that death comes for everyone but first it’s gonna ruin your awesome parts. On that note, I’m going to run the opposite direction of the Earth’s rotation until I’m not 30 anymore or my penis stops looking like an old man’s face. Adieu.
Photos: Splash News
ZigZagZoey | July 14, 2010 at 10:41 am
Eeeewww
NO spank you!
Ness | July 16, 2010 at 12:07 am
It’s not so bad, is it? … I think her ass looks too pale
Jimbo | July 14, 2010 at 10:47 am
It looks like of lumpy. Just like my oatmeal.
Jimbo | July 14, 2010 at 11:32 am
WTF did I say? I meant to say her ass looks a little lumpy like my oatmeal. I need to start drinking earlier..
Daria | July 20, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Oh stfu Jimbo you fucking backwoods hick…you know you like that fat bitch…you probably want to smell the taco meat on her twat you fucking tard
BIOB | July 14, 2010 at 10:47 am
And another fantasy woman falls to earth with a crash.
Fati87 | July 14, 2010 at 10:48 am
a) You have a typo – it’s WORN, not SWORN.
b) You’ve already had a picture of her ass on the site a while ago, so don’t pretend this is new for you.
c) Shut up. She has an excellent butt. For a woman of her age to have a butt this large in such shape is a true achievement. I’ll see your wife’s (should any woman be stupid enough to marry a nerd like you) ass when she is forty-something. Now that will be truly scary.
internet janitor | July 14, 2010 at 10:52 am
beware of Fati87 defender of fat asses on the interwebs!
Fati87 | July 14, 2010 at 11:05 am
Fuck you
NUKE | July 14, 2010 at 11:05 am
BEWARE: Fati87 IS JLo! Jlo – stop coming on here and telling everyone how hot your ass is! It hasn’t been great since you were Bennifer!
Fati87 | July 14, 2010 at 11:05 am
Fuck you too.
NUKE | July 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
Well, technically, it hasn’t been nearly as hot as when you were a back-up dancer on “In Living Color”, but I digress…
# | July 14, 2010 at 11:09 am
You fat nasty black/spic whore, white humans (the true ones) are don’t find giant fecal coverings as alluring as your primate men. And we run the planet so get used to it.
Pig.
mssginger | July 14, 2010 at 11:49 am
Holy sh*t dude!… harsh… LOL!
The Laughing G-d | July 14, 2010 at 1:13 pm
#, writes like he has a small penis, and wants to take it out on the world, but he can’t, cause it is small.
BWD | July 14, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I’d shove my big white spear in that pig.
# | July 14, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I do have a small penis, that’s why I fuck chicks with nice tight snatches. Very much unlike the Laughing G-d’s slut mother, from whom he fell out face first when he was born due to “vaginal elephantiasis”.
truth | July 14, 2010 at 10:50 am
that is terrible….and she sucks in general.
jumpin_j | July 14, 2010 at 11:21 am
No thanks, I’m on a diet. Now Sophie Turner, well….
NeNe | July 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
Her butt is not what it used to be. She needs to take better care of it. No more bragging about her ass anymore. It ain’t all that.
FrankNfrtr | July 14, 2010 at 11:37 am
Hey, thanks but no thanks!
Yes, she’s got a fine butt for “a woman her age”. Kudos to J-Lo.
Now, what else ya got?
joho777 | July 14, 2010 at 11:37 am
As unpleasant as Lopex is, it’s only fair that she has the skinny body of an immature kid including the flabby flat ass.
Karma!
Sugar | July 14, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Why are we supposed to care about her?
HackSaw | July 14, 2010 at 12:56 pm
I’d hit it.
Bunny | July 14, 2010 at 1:32 pm
OMG where is Parker today??? He’ll be devistated that he missed this.
Randal(l) | July 14, 2010 at 2:03 pm
“For a woman of her age” is not a good excuse. My 86 year old Nana has a slammin’ booty for an 86 year old, but at the end of the day it’s still a disgusting pile of lumpy wrinkles and shit stains.
Love you Nana
Randal(l)
ed3 | July 14, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Tough life this witch has, huh?
sunshine | July 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Is no one concerned about the clown in the Coast Guard uniform wearing a sweater hat to the beach this time of year? If you all thought the junk in the trunk was never going to be affected by gravity, here’s a harsh life lesson for you. Stuff starts to sag ~ big, heavy stuff, really starts to sag.
jay95 | July 14, 2010 at 4:53 pm
she is straight sexy. i wonder if she does anal. i know my pinky would bounce in her stinky for days.
mao | July 14, 2010 at 7:45 pm
ok
I just threw up in my mouth a little,
I hate This Btch,
South Park had it so right, She is the bitchiest person alive,
FKING DOG KILLER!!!
rene | July 14, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Yall Haters WISHED YOU LOOK AS GOOD AS JLO. DON’T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT
RasputinsLiver | July 15, 2010 at 1:35 am
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Oh shut the fuck up, bitch.
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captain america | July 15, 2010 at 12:41 am
………………………dated so: NO THANKS, folks!!
Chaman | July 15, 2010 at 12:22 pm
die bitch, but before kill ur damn husband and cypress hill too. damn good.
brid | July 15, 2010 at 5:48 pm
she a fur hag fugly ho
Mancuso | July 16, 2010 at 11:31 am
Yeah, and… biscuits and gravy!
uncle tom | July 16, 2010 at 8:55 am
aint what it used to be. id still smash it though
Mancuso | July 16, 2010 at 11:28 am
That’s one nasty rotten seaweed-ridden beach. And I’m probably Big Gay Al for noticing.
Or… actually, WTF Mrs. Esqueletor? Why didn’t you pull this kind of shit in your Money Train years? I mean, Brigitte Bardot used to be hot too, but damn if I want to see her ass now…!
carlitos | July 17, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Eeewww gross gross gross it looks weird
tyger | July 19, 2010 at 12:35 am
It’s not that bad, remember you could be looking at Joan River’s or Rosie O’Donnell ass.
frisbeeken | July 19, 2010 at 8:39 am
Manufactured corporate talent. Never saw what was sexy about her. It’s like she tried to hard or something to be sexy when she was popular. I always thought she was more annoying than anything.
datroof | July 19, 2010 at 2:32 pm
I just watched Out Of Sight again recently, and she was so goddam sexy in that movie I was inspired to fap.
But these pics fucking ruin it. Thanks a fucking lot.
Truthteller | July 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
The antiseptic ability of sunlight to ruin previous images from or minds is amazing!
Even more amazing though, is what a difference makeup and lighting can make. These stars are worried about HD-TV when they need to worry about how they look in the real world!
Robin | February 3, 2011 at 8:16 pm
so her butt is not as big as it used to be, it looks so much better now. She used to have shelf butt, and her waist is smaller too, either her personal trainer and her did a great job, or maybe she got a little lipo. I think it looks better now, as do a lot of my buddies. Either way though, I bet those that criticize couldn’t stand up with j-lo.
el ramy | September 6, 2011 at 2:01 pm
She’s still my dream girl!