Jennifer Lopez’s Nipple Storms Germany

June 20th, 2011 // 62 Comments

While making an appearance on the popular German television show Wetten, Dass..? Saturday night, Jennifer Lopez‘s almost entire right boob popped out which, admittedly, isn’t as exciting as I made it out to be in the headline, but “Half of Jennifer Lopez’s Tortilla-Size Areola” doesn’t exactly conjure up images of a nipple punching out Hitler, now doesn’t it? Anyway, you’ll notice I made the uncensored versions available because, again, these really aren’t so much a nip slip as an exercise in figuring out how Marc Anthony responds to seeing areolae bigger than his home planet in the Salsa Nebula.

MARC: Ay dios mio! The Chipotle Quadrant completed their space station!
JLO: It’s my nipple, Marc.
MARC: I shall form a rebellion in the rings of Guacamolia and crush their cojones like the putas they are! *spits* Ready my flying saucer, woman.
JLO: *sigh* You turned it into a fajita bar.
MARC: Ay, yes, I recall it’s deliciousness… Trap Jaw!
TRAP JAW: Yes, Lord Skeletor.
MARC: We take your car.
TRAP JAW: Right away, Lord Skeletor.

Photos: WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip Wetten Dass Wardrobe Malfunction
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Nippalicious

  2. Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip Wetten Dass Wardrobe Malfunction
    frankw
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  3. Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip Wetten Dass Wardrobe Malfunction
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Nipplelicious!

  4. Randhir

    FIRST!

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    Fawks
    Commented on this photo:

    Now-a that’s a spicy nipple!

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    From Obscurity
    Commented on this photo:

    “They’re getting this aren’t they? God, I hope they’re getting this.”

  7. Bill Cosby Fan

    LAST!

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    jon76
    Commented on this photo:

    MY EVERYTHING!

  9. vitobonespur

    I have a hunch she knew her stuff was showing. Either way, she’s hotter than a mother fucker.

  10. God is Black

    “gewinnen Sie gesund die Schnitzer!”- All hail the boobs!

  11. Matt

    Ich hasse diese dumme Sendung, der Gottschalk wohnt doch schon seit langem im schönen Amiland wo ihn keine sau erkennt, da kann er ungeniert Weibe begrabschen, das ginge in good olf Germany nicht. Ich werd Ihn nicht vermissen und diese böde Sendung ebensowenig.

  12. Fawks

    Yeah I’d love to put my baby gel inside her vagina

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    Oscar De La Hoya
    Commented on this photo:

    I married the wrong Puerto Rican woman… DAMMIT!!!!!

    I love the color of her areola. VERY SEXY :)~

  14. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Of course she knew it – she wanted press. She realized that much younger, hotter and talented girls get press easily, this is her desperate attempt to be sexy and hot again. Fail. She is a nasty, vile, untalented bitch.

  15. Haffa Dollah

    How can you not feel the wind that is trying to blow up your dress, on your naked boob? She does look hot though.

  16. brit

    She’s 40 years old. 40 year old titty is not what I want to see.

  17. roughy sexy

    All hail boobs?

    whats with the bait and switch with the pics?

    I feel like a tourist on 42nd street. Falling for the single peanut under the 3 bottle caps.

    You feel dirty.

  18. roughy sexy

    you made me feel dirty.

  19. billabong021

    Fish dude, I expected a Panzer joke somewhere in there.

  20. Bow Chica Wow Wow

    Well that makes up for all the celluite she has dpwn her thighs.

  21. MrsPlant

    Seriously? Big nipples are a problem? My understanding is that guys are okay with all things involved with tits. This is getting a bit ridiculous.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    wow! she’s so fucking beautiful.

  23. TomFrank

    Eh. Once you’ve seen Rachel Ray’s saucer-plate areolas, anything smaller seems normal by comparison.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip Wetten Dass Wardrobe Malfunction
    Herman Bumfudle
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    lol! it looks like the wind tickled her pretty little cunt.

  25. the captain

    damn: WE HATE TO SEE THESE AMERICAN LOSERS TO LAND & SHOW THEIR FUCKING FACE ON THE GERMAN TELEVISION.
    stick in the states.

    ……..THIS IS WORSE ENOUGH!!

  26. Cock Dr

    It wasn’t on purpose, but she’s not sorry.

  27. Daily Moisturizing

    Of course she is going to occasionally show some boob if she knows it is going to get people talikng about her or sell some more copies of her CD/MP3′s. Showing boob = lots of money.
    I need to switch jobs.

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    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont see it. i think i might see a tiny bit of areola, but the part that look like the actual nipple is an illusion made by a part of her shirt.

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    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, remember when she was hot?

    Me neither.

  30. They’re lucky ze Germans didn’t lock them up dressing like gypsies. What is it 1969 again?

  31. Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip Wetten Dass Wardrobe Malfunction
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    In her defense, who could have known that wearing a loose, billowy dress cut to the waist on a windy day and bending over a lot could result in accidental exposure? I mean the odds of this happening were only about 99%, it’s not like she knew for a FACT it would happen.

  32. The Critical Crassness

    The guy in the robe is saying, “These are not the tits you are looking for.”
    And thinking, “But they will do for the moment.”

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    Bring on 'da Smelly
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she had a nice refreshing bowel movement this morning.

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    Nooken
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    That is not her nipple, she doesn’t have giant areolas. That is the shadow from the necklace. Look at some of the other pics then compare that to the “waiting for tonight” video where there was some see through action and you’ll see it’s just shadow, no nip.

  35. kara

    am i the *ONLY* one who realizes that’s a pasty? it not only helps out when things like that happen but women also wear them under thin or sheer tops so you can’t see through to their nipples.

    you guys are idiots.

    • Just_As_it_IS

      Picture #12 makes it clear they are not pasties. Who’d wear pasties that are darker than their own skin tone?? Lighten up, Kara

      • LL

        I think picture #12 makes it clear they are pasties because of the perfect roundness and straight edge of what you think is an areola and the fact that it looks a little bit raised up, off her skin. There’s no rule that says your pasties must exactly match your breast’s skin color.
        Kara, nope, you weren’t the only one who can spot a pasty. :-)

  36. Meh

    So they’re Mexican? What’s with mentioning all that Texmex food? I thought they were New Yorkers with puerto rican backgrounds?

    • Just_As_it_IS

      Of course they are not Mexican. That’s how stupid The Superficial is in these matters. They only hear “Lopez” and instantly make up a post using all the Spanish words they can think of.

  37. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    She knew it, and did it on purpose for press. She sees the press all the other sluts get over stuff like this, and she decided to try it out. She should cover those old saggy tits up. She is an untalented hateful bitch – can’t sing, dance or act. She is a pathetic desperate old hag trying to revive her dead career.

  38. SIN

    What the guy is saying to her:

    “We see zee boobie, now will you show us zee pussy?”

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    wilsjay
    Commented on this photo:

    Mel Gibson is freakin’ BACK with this Passion of the Christ reboot! 85% more sugar t*t!

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    Rabbit
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you not know your tit is hanging out of your clothes? (unless your drunk, like Tara Reid was that one time)…

  41. gary the skinhead

    her tit came out so fuckin what!? Yankees go haywire. The mental age of 11

  42. Joseph

    Yo, Jo!

  43. KOOL GUY

    VERY NICE OF MRS JENNIFER LOPEZ TO SHOW US HER BREAST!””THEY R TRULY DELIGHT FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRESPECTFULY COMMENTING!”‘.

  44. namisha patel

    I love those tits

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