Jennifer Lopez Has a ‘Post-Split’ Interview In Vanity Fair Already

August 2nd, 2011 // 37 Comments

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced their split just two weeks ago, and ever since it’s been a carefully, calculated PR battle on her end to paint herself as the victim of a “controlling” anorexic Latino who, at best, weighs 90 pounds soaking wet with delicious salsa. So, of course, Jennifer Lopez somehow already gave an interview to Vanity Fair to dedicate their entire September issue to because those things don’t require at least a month of planning. (I’m implying she did this interview way before announcing their split because she’s a goddamn succubus who demands constant attention.)

“Sometimes it doesn’t work—and that’s sad. But I remain an eternal optimist about love. I believe in love,” Lopez says. “It’s still my biggest dream. I am positive—determined to move forward with my life, bring up my babies, and do the best job I can as a mother, entertainer, and person. I now look forward to new challenges. I feel strong.”
… “I’m a hopeless romantic and passionate person when it comes to love,” Lopez explains, describing the passage that has brought her to her current state of mind. “It’s not that I didn’t love myself before. Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself—if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now.

For the love of- Just once I wish a celebrity would spare the psycho-babble about “learning to love myself” and just say, “We got tired of each others shit and wanted to bang other people.” But, naturally, in this case it’s laid on extra thick because haven’t you heard? Marc Anthony’s controlling just like the husband in Enough. Jennifer Lopez barely made it to her diner shift alive!

Photo: Splash News, Vanity Fair

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair
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    She’s hot when she’s Photoshopped

  2. so…the STD’s had nothing to do with it?

  3. Dumbing down the vulnerable,rough

    So, did they reach a decision on the debt ceiling?

    • yeah, pity. i champion the hyperinflation so my pay can cover a larger portion of my bills.. rep cleaver called this compromise a “Satan sandwich”, i thought that was rather adroit

  4. Xeorad

    I never understood this. He always looks like he is knocking on Death’s door. Her ass is epic, his face is tragic

  5. Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair
    Xeorad
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    Hey dude, the sun don’t shine indoors

  6. Randal

    Jennifer put American Idol back in the ratings lead last season and that show will feel the pinch if she doesn’t return. Being the star of American Idol now that Simon is gone will help her move forward during these rough times with her husband. Personally, it shows a lot of thought that she took the time to sit down and share her emotions with her fans. A class act indeed.

    Randal

  7. Vivian

    We’re only given one try at marriage, it’s for the rest of your life and we’re supposed to get it right the first time? one can only try…

  8. Que an obnoxious annoying post from MrsWrong in 5…4…3…2…1…

  9. lizouttavegas

    I dont know why any of these rich people even bother getting married! anyone out in the real world knows, you’re gonna get bored,annoyed,or just plain sick of ….the spouse…and if you have lots of money, you can LEAVE.! we’d all leave if we could afford it! dont think there’s a woman alive who hasent made a mental budget to see if she could afford to get out! men, not so much..they like their laundry done, their kids fed, their houses cleaned, and pretty much any woman who’ll do that for them? they’re good…love? not all that its cracked up to be! when you make your 1st “mental” budget, then you know that.

  10. Facebook Me

    And in other news, namely Fish’s next celebrity post, will be entitled, “JLo Was Fucking This (insert some random bartender, back-up dancer douche) Recently”

  11. ZigZagZoey

    I wonder how fucking long the JLo pity party will go on.
    I’m quite sick of it already.
    AS IF she needed to tell us that she loves herself……

  12. Man, it just breaks my heart when bad things happen to good people.

  13. Billy Rubin

    Self – serving cunt

  14. That’s just half the story. Wait for his exclusive tell all in Playskeleton magazine.

  15. I wonder if he ever cuddled up inside her ass crack to get warm?

  16. anonymoose

    who the F cares? NO ONE will read it!

  17. Mee Mee

    Photoshop much on that pic? Can’t stand this c*nt.

  18. anonym

    HEAVILY PHOTOSHOPPED

    for fucks sake

  19. boo

    Liz Taylor of this generation (only as far as marriages go, she’ll never be as interesting as Liz was). She’ll have another 2 million dollar wedding in a year along with the requiste reality show.

  20. Jayne

    Obviously, Vanity Fair’s creative director didn’t think to 86 the wedding ring, because wearing it while providing an exclusive ‘post-split interview’ makes perfect sense. (i.e., this shit definitely went down pre-divorce-announcement)

  21. not mark anthony

    Fuckimg cunt ! I only banged a couple of stewies.She’s banged every extra and back up dancer for the last five years

  22. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    What a fucking self absorbed untalented skanky piece of trash. She is so self absorbed and huge narcissist, yet she wants us to think she didn’t love herself enough? The only thing she loves is cash, and the mirror. She is a total whore, with access to better Johns. She is truly a vile disgusting rotten pig.

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    xokdmr
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    I don’t understand how an anorexic dude would end up with J-Lo. Isn’t that a conflict of interests?

  24. skuddles

    Nice one-two karate chop to hubby’s balls there JLo! Wooo wee!! Love how she “subtly” paints him as nothing but a big loser and objectifies him and their marriage to the point where they are nothing more than “that”. So deliciously cold and cunty and predictable.

  25. kimmykimkim

    This bitch is not pretty enough to make it as far as she has. She should be teaching Zumba videos and that’s it.

  26. Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair
    Gen
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    I love how they photoshopped her face to make her look thinner!

  27. Jennifer Lopez Vanity Fair
    Gen
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    I meant on the cover of the magazine!

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