Jennifer Lopez Should Never Let This Happen Again and Other News

October 19th, 2010 // 147 Comments

- Tom Bosley is solving mysteries with Angela Lansbury in Heaven now. — She’s not what again? [Popeater]

- Uma Thurman looks.. glamorous? [Dlisted]

- Shia LaBeouf might be single. [Lainey Gossip]

- Denise Richards can write? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hayden Panettiere clearly stole this dress from a Barbie doll. [Popoholic]

- Jessica Alba and these other people are see-throughy. [theCHIVE]

-Britney Spears is “spiritual” now. [Just Jared]

- Chris Pine works the lonely bookworm angle. [Hollywood Life]

- Whoa there, Jody Foster. [StarPulse]

- Katy Perry’s curtains don’t match the carpet, according to Russell Brand. [Amy Grindhouse]

- We get it, M.I.A. You’re controversial. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. See Alice

    GROSS! Makes me laugh about all the previous comments , in different posts, about how hot she is . Well, now we know what you think is hot .

  2. That Guy

    Nothing last forever ya know. :P

  3. Augh!
    She ain’t that bad, but if she’s gonna traipse around showing that soft n loose backside she’s got to wear some tights/support hose.
    Sorry honey, going bare isn’t an option for ya any longer.

  4. Darketsecret

    Oh come on. Who wouldn’t want to bust a couple of nuts on those craters?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The front side looks fine. Of course she ain’t no spring chicken.
    Now that creature she’s singing with……ewwww.

  6. Facebook me

    She puts the ‘c’ in cottage cheese! All that working out she does and her legs/thighs look like that? Wow!

  7. Ok, queue up all the usual responses
    1. What’s wrong, I think she looks fucking HOT
    2. This is what a REAL woman looks like for all you little dick guys who only see women in porn
    3. She’s WAY hotter than anything any of YOU guys get
    4. So she’s not an anorexic skeleton, so what?
    5. I’d spread baby batter over that like I was butterin’ a waffle
    6. It’s all the Jews fault!! (Mel Gibson sometimes stops by here)
    7. Cellulite is genetic, it’s not my…uh…HER fault!
    8. Oh My God girlfriend, who put you in that dress?
    9. that’s a big ass
    10. what does this have to do with Star Wars?

    • gogo

      11. THat is photoshopped.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      Ha ha, you got it covered.

    • Randal(l)

      in response to number 10:
      two death stars colliding
      Jabba’s Sister Jabba-Lo
      it’s actually George Lucas in that dress
      it’s the sarlacc pit
      still not as bad as the prequels
      1-9 still apply directly to me

      • gogo

        heheh I expected better of u McSmacky.. if u re gonna do the job, do it properly..

        ps. u forgot 13: if all immigrants would look like that I’d be happy to host some illegals and then somebody will come and say but they all do, latinas are the shit, not like your fat white promiscuous women..and then

        but now gotta split otherwise these ppl r gonna accuse me again of not havin a job, when I m all swimmin in work trying to run this country

    • James

      You forgot the “I’ll use her asshole as my personal buttmunching buffet” -guy.

    • SP

      I’m Blind!!!!! Not from this picture, I’m just blind.

  8. cc

    Ladies, this is what happens when you shoplift cheese curds in your nylons. Don’t do it.

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    Sonicare cover
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet that if you cut open those thighs, oatmeal pours out.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      “Birth is suffering, sickness is suffering, old-age and death are suffering.” – the Buddha, 2500 BCE

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    gag
    Commented on this photo:

    Wtf am I even looking at??? I’m almost scared it’s going to jump out of my screen and eat me.

    Very nasty Sonicare by the way….well played.

  11. edna

    That was altered, I don’t think that if her legs really looked like that, she would wear this outfit, somebody was messing around with photoshop and I’m not a fool

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    Rufus The Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    The Great Cottage cheese robber has been caught! Film at 11!

  13. BUNNY

    That’s Kim K’s in 10 yrs.

  14. Lady Blah Blah

    Legalize marijuana, ban cottage cheese (on women).

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    alanna
    Commented on this photo:

    what happened here? her legs look pretty normal from the front! this is just NASTY and WRONG!

    • asil

      DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey mutha, this IS what happens to ALL of us, you cannot stop time and if someone is natural we think-dont show that,gross,character assaination–if they surgically alter –the person is also ‘assainated’. like michael,or heidi.SO LETS IDOLIZE THE REAL. some misguided jealous woman may have written this because theres’ probably not one man who would refuse those legs. be serious peeps.

    • asil

      oop-sorry, meant for kateln

  16. Rough skills & power tools

    Bwahaha Take that ladies. We may have lower sperm count but we still look good….

  17. Cunt

    You take a picture at a slow shutter speed of somebody moving in action and you’re bound to catch moving flesh, skin, muscle, and fat.

  18. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    Just.
    Threw.
    Up.
    In.
    My.
    Mouth.

  19. Not so fast my friends

    Uh, yeah, I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this one. in the 5th picture where you see the legs from the side and partially behind…nothing. But this one picture she look like the a 90 year old women…I am voting for photoshopped.

  20. Racer X

    I’d still hit that then give her a nice facial.

  21. Saturday

    This is so photoshopped. Her underwear would not fall down so low.

    Come on Superficial: some requisites of credulity before you post.

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    El Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    What? You thought that that huge ass was muscle? How about Kim KardASSian?

  23. The Truth

    Thats Kim K next year

  24. Frobz

    Oh look, even the magic of L. Ron Hubbard can’t cure the reality of gravity. Go away you untalented Scientology skank…your whole “career” is because of Scientology’s influence.

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    photoshopper
    Commented on this photo:

    I would say that depending on the fact that the legs are in motion – most part of them are blurry because of that, but the left leg’s cellulite looks quite sharply focused, as well as the right one, it’s probably a photoshopped effort.
    It doesn’t surprise me thought, that people would actually sit down and photoshop cellulite on stars, decay sells.

    • Julie

      It looks like a picture taken at very close range so that may be it. I doubt it’s photoshopped but who knows what people are capable of. She looks great for being almost 42… she looks to be in her mid 30s.

  26. Jennifer Lopez Performs in Puerto Rico
    photoshopper
    Commented on this photo:

    I would say that depending on the fact that the legs are in motion – most part of them are blurry because of that, but the left leg’s cellulite looks quite sharply focused, as well as the right one, it’s probably a photoshopped effort.
    It doesn’t surprise me thought, that people would actually sit down and photoshop cellulite on stars, decay sells.

  27. kim

    PLEASE THIS IS AN OLD B….CH, CAN’T SING, DANCE, SLEPT WITH TWO WAYNE BROTHERS, SHE IS A TRAMP, AND HER A SS HAS ALWAYS BEEN SQUARE, LOOK REAL GOOD, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITH A WIG ON, TO MANLY, HUSBAND IS WEAK AND SKINNY, THERE ARE NO REAL STARS IN HOLLYWOOD ANYMORE, I AM GLAD I CAN LOOK BACK AT REAL TALENT, TODAY YOU PUT MAKEUP ON TRAMPS, THERE IS NO MORE CLASS,. TRASH IS EVERWHERE.

  28. Mama Pinkus

    I’ll take my athletic build over a “curvy figure” ANY day

  29. Jesus christ almighty fish lol. The upside it didnt say jennifer love, was shitless for a cunthair there

    Mcfeely 13 id hit it/with a locomotive

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    soahc
    Commented on this photo:

    first! she looks good from the front

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    Katelyn
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree, having any sort of fat is totally nasty and wrong.

    :-/

    • asil

      hahahaaha-any type of fat!!ever see the narrator from Tales of the Crypt? that is anatomically what you’d look like if you had no nasty fat. what do you think the ass is? your thought process is nasty, and so am i for wasting 4 minutes on a person of your ilk. god

    • asil

      hahahaaha-any type of fat!!ever see the narrator from Tales of the Crypt? that is anatomically what you’d look like if you had no nasty fat. what do you think the ass is? your thought process is nasty, and so am i for wasting 4 minutes on a person of your ilk. god

      Reply

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    yowillie12
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I would still get in there and take care of business

  34. timmy the dying boy

    She’s running up the stairs, in high heels yet. Of course that’s going to make her thighs look funny. Check the other shots; JLo’s gams still look damn good.

  35. Ted

    People hate JLo so there are far fewer defenders here than usual on a “fat” story. Just goes to show that fat vs. not-fat is never the real issue.

  36. Amy

    Eh, I think it’s just a really bad view. Shadows will do that to you. Not that she’s perfect, I just doubt her cellulite is that bad. In some lighting, I look pretty shiaty–kind of like that Scienfeld episode.

    • Biff Dickslap

      “In some lighting, I look pretty shiaty…”

      Yeah, like daylight, electric light, florescent light, firelight, starlight…

      Just kidding, we’re sure you’re hot, Amy, in most lighting.

  37. Freber

    PHOTOSHOP dumbasses!!! There is no way she looks that way – she makes her millions off her looks. I’m sure she’s heard of plastic surgery by now.. DUH.

  38. Jennifer Lopez Performs in Puerto Rico
    notimpressed
    Commented on this photo:

    I would say that this is not real. she has waayyy too much muscle definition for her legs to actually sag in the back like that. I would believe a little bit of cellulite, but someone really had a field day with photoshop

  39. Guzzle it

    She’s still got a rockin’ bod. These were photoshopped.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Performs in Puerto Rico
    pookiewookie
    Commented on this photo:

    No more short dresses for her!

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    PooPants
    Commented on this photo:

    FAKE!!! This is so fake. Seriously her legs look flawless from the front and side. Someone obviously photoshopped this.

  42. captain america

    even americans may PUKE now, folks!!

  43. Rough skills & power tools

    Why Id recognize that surface anywhere. Since Ive never been on the moon, Id say that looks like the layer of a frito lays potato chip…I thought Scientologists suppose to have superior substance to us mortals…

  44. Her ass has def. gotten bigger over time but from the side I don’t see dimples so either it was shopped or it’s a quick second that caught a shadow or something. But seeing her in the mom pants a few weeks ago, she’s following the typical latin genetic code (no racism intended) of thickening up past 40.

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    Kena
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank Gd, she is human!

  46. Rough skills and power tools

    Lol correction: sustenance. That would’ve been a bonus to my assistant. I’m saving money left and right…

  47. Jennifer Lopez Performs in Puerto Rico
    mastermind
    Commented on this photo:

    Still beautifull !!

  48. Jennifer Lopez Performs in Puerto Rico
    Lizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who cares! Every woman has cellulite and especially when a picture is shot from that angle and with the lighting an all….pfff and it looks photoshopped because Jenny looks great!

  49. Angie

    So obviously photoshopped and that’s a bad photoshop too.

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