Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Are Still Doing It
Despite a very messy and public divorce where Jennifer Lopez’s people immediately started trashing Marc Anthony in the press, the two of them recently hooked up at a Puerto Rican hotel while filming their talent competition show. Probably because Marc Anthony reportedly has a giant penis which I forgot to post about, so just take my word that it has its own tapas bar and mezzanine. Us Weekly reports:
Anthony, 43, was spotted picking up Lopez, 42, at the airport — and “Marc never stayed in his hotel room,” the source says.
“It’s inevitable,” the friend says. Marc has this hold over her.” The split, says the friend has been an “emotional roller coaster” for the superstar.
But another pal cautions that an actual reconciliation is not in the cards. “They may sleep together, but they’re over!”
Us Weekly’s source also says JLo is “casually dating” Casper Smart which means someone just learned they’re not getting laid and was nothing but a pawn to make a skeletal 43-year-old jealous so he’d unpack El Salsa Wang Gigante. Now Casper Smart is left with no choice but to put on a matador outfit and fight Jennifer Lopez’s ass like it’s a bull. Are you un hombre or una mujer, ese? Suit up.