Despite a very messy and public divorce where Jennifer Lopez‘s people immediately started trashing Marc Anthony in the press, the two of them recently hooked up at a Puerto Rican hotel while filming their talent competition show. Probably because Marc Anthony reportedly has a giant penis which I forgot to post about, so just take my word that it has its own tapas bar and mezzanine. Us Weekly reports:
Anthony, 43, was spotted picking up Lopez, 42, at the airport — and “Marc never stayed in his hotel room,” the source says.
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“It’s inevitable,” the friend says. Marc has this hold over her.” The split, says the friend has been an “emotional roller coaster” for the superstar.
But another pal cautions that an actual reconciliation is not in the cards. “They may sleep together, but they’re over!”
Us Weekly’s source also says JLo is “casually dating” Casper Smart which means someone just learned they’re not getting laid and was nothing but a pawn to make a skeletal 43-year-old jealous so he’d unpack El Salsa Wang Gigante. Now Casper Smart is left with no choice but to put on a matador outfit and fight Jennifer Lopez’s ass like it’s a bull. Are you un hombre or una mujer, ese? Suit up.
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There must be easier ways for a semi-hot wealthy Latina cougar to get her big cock fix without resorting to ex sex.
At least get something fresher…not attached to a ghoulface.
In Anthony’s defense, there isn’t a single part of his body that couldn’t be accurately described as a “boner.”
I love her body, its the perfect combination of all your desires. She is brilliant and meetsportsfans was amazing.
she was fuckable looking in the 90′s, but now she just looks extremely annoying and her music sucks.
Agreed, she should have stayed gone. I’ll add crappy actress also.
Officer Santiago!
I wouldn’t hump her with my dentist’s toothpick
JLo: “Why do you keep calling me Evil Lyn?”
Marc: “It’s part of the deal! Keep humping, Evil Lyn! Now give me Eternia, you bastard!”
JLo: “And would you please get off the phone with Casper?”
I have a feeling she gives the worlds worst blowjobs
43 years old and still looks good. I don’t care for her music or acting, but I would still bang her without a doubt.
I’m with you, Boom Chicka Wow Wow. I’ve always thought she was incredibly beautiful. I even sat through “Selena” twice just so I could look at her fantastic butt. And I’ve watched the first three minutes of “Anaconda” hundreds of times for exactly the same reason.
You know what they say – once you go Latin Gollum, nothing else will do.
I’ll only believe these reports if they say they’re banging in a Fiat.
Nothing like comfort sex…
Why? Because she is needy like Donald Trump is ugly. As for the other party, well El Picante Bagabonz is a guy and a vagina feels good on the penis. Again, the math ain’t hard here.
Glad you mentioned Marc Antony’s giant tamale. It’s well known in “Hollywood”.
*sigh* It’s hard to stay away from good meat.
Geez, can you imagine what this blog would be like in 1954? “Milton Berle is Banging Carmen Miranda.”
sure its not the SAG awards?
+100!!!!
This no class whore will fuck anything, its how that slut got famous to begin with. This is her only talent, having a trick pelvis and no gag reflex. This skanky untalented slag has tricks the real world has never seen. She’s can take anything in any one of her holes, she’s an old school HO – she knows how to put out.
What has she done to you to make you so vitriolic?
Jennifer Hopez.
“Omigod, say that again…I fucked who?”
As far as I’m concerned that bitch should lay off the cock for the time being.
I’d give her plump ass a good workout and then spray it all over her used up face!
He just did an oil check and is debating smelling his fingers.
under the furry boots are cement blocks to make sure this chap doesn’t going flying into outter space and reignite the Cold War.
“Five! Five dollar! Five dollar footlong!”
QUE PENA!! ESO NO CREO QUE DURE, DUERME CON BEBES Y AMANECERAS MOJADA!! ESO DICEN
ITS ALL A MATTER OF TIME BEAUTY FADES ,HE WILL FIND SOMEONE YOUNGER IN TIME . WATCH IT . MAYBE NEXT YEAR OR PROPERLY 2 YEARS . SIT DOWN AND WATCH…………….
Beautiful!
Amazing!