Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver

According to Jennifer Lopez’s Instagram, she has a butt. And while that seems as good a place as any to wrap this post up because its work here is done, she also apparently got hit by a drunk driver on Saturday while sitting at a red light with Leah Remini and their kids in the car. Fortunately, nobody was hurt except for JLo who only speaks in hashtags now:

Sitting at a light, Riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!!! Thank god everyone ok!!! #GRATEFUL #THANKYOUGOD #DontdrinkandDrive!!!! #cursedthatfoolout #theBronxcameout #dontmesswithmycocnuts #mamabear #leahstayedcalm #thatwasweird

According to police reports, the driver identified himself as “Com Truise” before levitating into the air with telekinetic space beams, so good luck figuring out whoever that was. It might as well have been a ghost.

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