Jennifer Lopez Gives Casper Smart An Allowance

January 12th, 2012 // 36 Comments

“She never gives me enough to buy LEGOs…” *kicks rock*

Jennifer Lopez might be old, but she understands young boys need their walking around money provided that walking around money is spent on her so she can feel like her cradle-robbing is really some sort of reverse gold-digging for idiots because it’s her own goddamn money. Your guess is as good as mine. Via Hollywood Life:

“She hated having to whip out her credit card every time they go to dinner,” a source says. “Jen figured it’s easier to give Casper a weekly stipend, and she thought $10K was a nice round number.”
But it sounds like Casper’s cushy new lifestyle comes with a few strings attached.
“Jen doesn’t want to go over the top, showering Casper with too much, but she also wants him to up his game,” the source continues. “Jen is hoping Casper won’t think twice about buying presents for her kids or whisking her off for a surprise weekend getaway.”

So, not only does Jennifer Lopez make Casper Smart drive her around in her own car, she gives him money but only so he can buy her shit and pay for her vacations? Yeah, this isn’t her boyfriend. This is her assistant. “Do I touch Miss Lopez’s vagina? Oh no no no. She no let me in the house. I wait in el coche and sometimes play futbol with Jorge the gardener. She no like that either. ‘You’ll stain your uniform,’ she says. Si, I validate.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. rican

    I really dislike that ghetto bitch, but I would love that setup. Our love sessions would be hate fucks.

  2. Site is slo for login and comments fish. Behind proxy.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    10 Gs?

    It sounds like a dream, but you know this woman is batshit crazy. He probably has to dip his genitals in hot lavender oil before they have sex and can only refer to her as Senora Lopez. Heaven forbid he doesn’t pick up her call on the first ring…

  4. no… no… meester superman eez not here right now…

  5. Frank Burns

    Poor Dancer Smurf, how will he buy enough Smurf Berries with such a paltry allowance? Maybe if he takes out the garbage on time every night his mom, erm, girlfriend will give him extra $$$!

  6. hmna

    Let me make sure I have this straight:

    Casper gets to screw JLo, gets paid over half a million dollars a year to do it, and the only catch is he has to spend some of his paycheck on her and the kids?

    Where do I sign up?

  7. Yeah… I’m with you guys. That seems like a pretty sweet deal to me. Of course, the J.Lo version of “Mommy Dearest” hasn’t come out yet (can those kids even read yet? how old are they?), so who knows what dealing with her is like.

  8. This lucky bastard. He gets to nail that latin ass and get paid for it to. Some where K Fed is saying fuck my life.

  9. Do_Freebird

    $10,000 X 52 = 520,000 a year. not bad – no taxes, doesn’t pay rent, gets his own car, no doubt some kind of credit card for gas etc. free plane tickets etc. All he has to do is put up with the overpowering musky, yeasty, old sock smell of aging well used vagina.

    • You can give up to 10K a month (or it is year?) tax-free as a gift. So if she is giving him 10K a WEEK, then I think he’s going to have to pay taxes on it. Or, maybe it’s all off shore Cayman Islands money?

  10. Cock Dr

    Of course she has to pay him.
    You don’t think a fresh young twink like that is gonna throw his back out for a uber rich middle aged diva without some serious financial incentive?
    Bank your $$ Casper!

  11. Mando

    Dream Job. Casper reached the elusive celebrity rebound plateau… plus benefits.

  12. Jade

    Oh that’s just so pathetic on so many levels.

  13. blah

    Jennifer Lopez treats her piece just like most rich and famous men treat theirs, makes headlines.

  14. Lilly

    Prostitution is NOT funny
    you meanies!

  15. EricLr

    Well how else are kids going to learn unless you show them a little tough love…and also fuck them.

  16. Govt. Cheese

    The easiest women in the world are single-women over the age of 40. Its like stealing from a baby…er old hag…

  17. Anon

    Luckiest SOB to walk the planet.

    She’s giving him money to bang her. He’d better stock up on viagra so he’s ready to perform at a moment’s notice.

  18. Lou Scunt

    I wonder if he has to pick up her valtrex prescription? I doubt he has connected THOSE dots. JHO Bag is a low class untalented fake ass part time latina bitch, so this behavior is typical.

  19. Terry

    Jlo is a sugar from hell. Hell’s kitchen. She will toss that little bitch off a cliff in no time flat.

  20. tits mcgee

    Damn, if you’re paying a dude that kinda money, at least pick one without a busted face.

  21. The Royal Penis

    I can’t believe this little turd is getting $10K a week to plow Grandma.

    I hate our broken world.

  22. Jennifer Lopez Casper Smart
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    he should be ashamed of herself. She buys his attention and love making sections ,she is also on a allowance.

  23. browny


  24. doctor snuggles

    how on earth she is willing to trust this boy, folks?

  25. smoke

    It’s the K Fed life plan. The fat bastard is more clever than we thought. Now he’s franchising it.

  26. tlmck

    A live in prostitute. What a novel concept.

  27. Capitalist Pancake

    Nothing says love like having to give your whatever 10K a week so you can pretend he’s got his own money to pick up the tab. Talk about pissing your money away.

  28. fuckityfuck

    he reminds me of a penis

  29. Jennifer Lopez Casper Smart
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    Aaaand she’s wearing kitty fur once again.

  30. anonym

    she’s just hungry for sex.

    I would love to be her giggolo for $500k per year.


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