Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Did Something For Soccer

February 12th, 2014 // 12 Comments

So far we’ve had butt porn, butt aliens, and butt poetry, so let’s keeping that going with Jennifer Lopez‘s ass filming some sort of music video for the World Cup. A video that you’ll never believe has Pitbull in it, and now I’m positive JLo makes Casper Smart haul him around in a suitcase everywhere they go:

“Ms. Lopez, do I really need to bring this thing inside? It’s a McDonald’s.”
“Callate, puta! You know nothing of the power you carry for your queen.”
“Wearing sunglasses and dancing in a suit?”
“Si, nino, si… Now open it up while my children play in the ballpit. Dance, you bastard!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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  1. MrChips

    It does nothing for me, however.

  2. How do you not have the Stephanie Seymour shoot up. Cmon you lazy bastard

  3. Pitbull? No way… that guy’s practically a recluse.

  4. Let’s replace Pitbull with an actual pitbull. One that has been abused since birth.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts Claudia Leite FIFA World Cup Brazil Music Video
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    hmm, Claudia??? Looking good

  6. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts FIFA World Cup Brazil Music Video
    Cock Dr
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    Is Charo staging a comeback? Isn’t she a little long in the tooth?

  7. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts FIFA World Cup Brazil Music Video
    rican
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    Farting should not be so difficult.

  8. Ass + soccer ≠ Jennifer Lopez
    Ass + soccer = Claudia Romani

  9. right

    Guess she was fresh out of brutal dictators to perform for.

  10. Her ass does it for me as well. Its her personality that I can’t stand.

  11. Robb7

    A far superior ass to Kim K. even with a decade plus on J-Lo.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts FIFA World Cup Brazil Music Video
    Ronaldo
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    Dat Ass

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