Jennifer Lopez Hired Casper Smart To Make Sure No One Photographs Her Butt In A Bikini

For most of 2012, there have been rumors about what exactly Jennifer Lopez hired Casper Smart for and how much of that money he definitely spends on gay peep shows. Turns out his real occupation is Professional Ass Blocker because here he is in Miami with JLo making sure a towel is immediately wrapped around her ass before she exits a pool so the paparazzi can’t get a picture of it. He’ll also throw water at them, but assume that costs extra. “Mees Lopez say she buy me new Pokemon game. Be gone choo!”

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