Jennifer Lopez Is Shitting On Ben Affleck’s Tattoo Now

If your name’s Jennifer and you’ve had sex with Ben Affleck, then there’s a pretty good chance you think his giant phoenix back tattoo is fucking clown shoes and have no problems telling people that. Which is exactly what Jennifer Lopez did on Watch What Happens Live! last night right on the heels of Jennifer Garner giving it the ol’ West Virginia fuck off. Via Hollywood Life:

“It’s AWFUL! I would tell him that, I would tell him,” Jennifer admitted during a game of Plead the Fifth. “Like, what are you doing? It has too many colors. His tattoos always have too many colors! They shouldn’t be so colorful. They should be, like… cooler.”

And while Jennifer Lopez has a point, and raises several questions about what other multi-colored tattoos Ben Affleck has on his body (Matt Damon dressed like Rainbow Brite somewhere in the dick region. Calling it.), this is also a woman who has sex with Casper Smart, so she really shouldn’t be lecturing anyone on what cool is because that guy can’t even reach the pedals. On top of that, he has a tribal armband, the signature Mark of The Douche, and now I want to know who’s out there tattooing toddlers. Where’s your soul?!

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