OHMYGOD JENNIFER LAWRENCE SMOKED MARIJAUNA CALL THE POLICE!!!

March 1st, 2013 // 80 Comments
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Let me just start off by saying weed should be legal and not because it cures cancer or whatever magical horseshit addicts like to make up about it but because it’s no different than booze. And I swear to God if someone says, nah man, you totally drive better on weed, it makes you like super-focused, I’ll duct-tape them to a goddamn chair and force them to read every single Kevin Smith tweet from the last three years. You’ll never touch the shit again. So with that out of the way, here’s Oscar-winner Jennifer Lawrence on the balcony of her hotel in Hawaii where she’s having a glass of wine and a joint which I could say is completely normal behavior for a 22-year-old, but this is the scandal game, so just off-camera is the flaming baby she lit her joint with. We’re nothing but ants to these people!

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Lesbian. I called it first.

    • Zeppelin

      Oh its so obvious, because she smokes weed and gave another girl a hug, good work detective. By that logic half the female population must be carpet munchers, and you sir are an idiot, I called it.

      • At least half the female population are two drinks away from being bisexual.. in this case a glass of wine and a joint away. So he’s almost right…

      • zeppelin

        you do have a point there…..but on the other hand most just do it to get attention from men and then they blame it on the wine so as to not actually be bi, just slutty, which cancels everything out and everyone goes home happy, right?

  2. Cock Dr

    By god I like this girl.

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honey, when I said I’d go digging for clams with you if I won an Oscar, I didn’t mean we’d go to a beach in Hawaii.”

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    superbeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    Teehee….teehee…..dude….we should totally order a pizza…..

  5. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    JLaw420
    Commented on this photo:

    Picking a wedgie is far more offensive than smokin a Johnny.

  6. Zambonie

    The real crime here is the Beaulieu Vineyard Wine. Eeewwww…

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m totally changing my name to Snoop Lawrence. Izzle.”

  8. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, that’s it. That’s good. No, go ahead. It’s perfectly natural.

  9. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “This weed is great! I’m gonna totally win another Oscar for playing Bob Marley.”

  10. Zeppelin

    She’s awesome. She is the one celebrity I would actually want to hang out with.

  11. so she is unattractive and smokes……nothing to see here.

  12. First, let me preface this remark by saying I have never smoked marijuana, or tried any illegal drug. (Also: never gotten drunk. It’s an exciting life I lead!)

    The “weed should be legal because it’s no different than booze” remark puts me in mind of a particular comic strip someone wrote for my college newspaper back in 1989. It went something like this:

    “This is Dirk. [Drawing of a linebacker type with fraternity letters on his sweater.] Dirk’s drug of choice is alcohol. When Dirk is drunk, he likes to make crude animal noises and maul women.

    “This is Paul. [Drawing of a reedy guy with long hair.] Paul’s drug of choice is marijuana. When Paul is high, he likes to stare at tapestries and listen to wind chimes.

    “Which one of these drugs is approved for consumption by the Federal Government? Why, alcohol, of course.”

  13. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Now play with her hair a bit…

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    Yoyo
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a little suggestive. Where is the right side of not-Jennifer-Lawrence’s-shirt?

  15. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    What is it about being in Jennifer Lawrence’s presence that make women get wedgies? This is the second time this week someone’s had to pick her wedgie in her vicinity. Does she make women’s butts inhale with lust and abandon?

    (Oh, the other woman who picked at her wedgie? Meryl Streep. Onstage at the Oscars. I kid you not.)

    • Alison

      Wedgies happen all the time to women. It’s really all mental. I think the issue here is that their will has been weakened simply by her presence, and can no longer resist the urge to pick.

  16. judgingyou

    She’s going on my list of celebrities I would hangout with, and I don’t even smoke weed.

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    A bottle of Red and a Joint? This woman’s after my own heart!

  18. one important piece of data is missing from this story–the time of day. as much admiration as I have for JLaw now, if she is a wake & bake with wine kind of woman, I’ll swoon (maybe she’s bi)

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    I like where this is headed. Keep going.

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    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    A bottle of Red, a Joint, and you’re bringing your friend? I LOVE YOU!

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol i really like her (Though I don’t think she deserved an oscar)

  22. so

    if it was kristen stewart hugging her girl and smoking weeds poor girl she will have be throw to the dogs as always but jen is the new cool girl for how much time.

  23. Vgrly

    What unflattering photos. That hair color is harsh on her. Where are her eyes?

  24. huh?

    HAWAII?…looks like the Reseda condos of the beautiful San Fernando Valley to me…

  25. Gary Grant

    She could smoke my bong anytime.

  26. dontkillthemessenger

    I smoke on and on on, ya don’t stop
    I’m gettin mad fucked up and ya don’t stop
    To all my real dogs, all my real pals
    who ain’t smokin, get the fuck ouuuut!

  27. Damn, I wish she’d taken off the brassiere!

  28. lara

    Hey, why isn’t anyone calling Lindsay’s behavior perfectly normal? She is doing the same things right?

    • Jennifer Lawrence is not arrested every other week, doing coke, smashing cars up every other week, not showing up to work, blowing men for $100K a pop, not paying her taxes, stealing, running over babies and the list goes on and on and on. To compare the two of them is utterly ridiculous.

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    Slop Shot King
    Commented on this photo:

    I know I’m in the minority here but this chick ain’t all that. In fact, she’s kind of a troll.

  30. lara

    I’m not a Lindsay fan (who could ever be?), but If Lohan was photographed smoking a joint, i’m sure Fish would write something along the lines of “she is an idiot, moron, drug addicted mess…”
    And then there is the new studio-hyped actress and all of a sudden “weed is not bad, it is perfectly normal for her age, just leave her alone guys… ” Double standard, non?

    • Maria

      Non.

      Lindsay is a coked out crack whore.

      Smoking one joint isn’t the same ballpark. Shit it isn’t even the same sport.

    • zeppelin

      uh, crack cocaine, look it up? that’s what miss Lohan has been smoking. If there was a picture of Lyndsay smoking a joint we would all probably be happy for her, if only for the fact that it was not crack.
      Besides look at the two woman we are comparing here, one is funny, likable, down to earth and an Oscar winner (deserving or not) The other is Lindsay Lohan, the poster child for fucked up actresses. The double standard was made for shit like that, it totally counts here,.

      • lara

        Alright, I chose a bad example with LL.
        It is just strange to see a stamp of approval on drugs, just because a likable actress is doing them. I’m sure they all start that way. And then some people can handle their sh*t and others can’t.

      • zeppelin

        I don’t find it strange at all, because it’s just weed, everybody likes weed, pretty much everyone I know smokes weed or has at one point in their life, and they are all really normal everyday people.
        Weed doesn’t get you fucked up, it’s not like in the “stoner movies” where it just gets ridiculous, that’s not real. Most people can smoke a joint and go about their day and you wouldn’t even be able to tell.
        The whole “gateway drug” thing is complete bullshit too, what about alcohol? I’m way more willing to try something stupid while I’m drunk, you don’t get stoned and then go “we should get some blow!” no, you just don’t, you get drunk and do that.
        If your the kind of person who wants to further experiment with drugs, your gonna do it, and if the first drug you tried was weed what does that even matter if you eventually become a coke addict? are you gonna blame the weed? No! people know the difference between weed and hard drugs
        Shitty decision making skills are the fucking gateway, not weed.

        Sorry for the rant but i felt it was necessary.

        So basically (although not very clearly) my point is, it really shouldn’t matter who it is photographed doing it because…. who really gives a shit?

      • Pepper's Pot

        Amen!!

  31. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought you were supposed to have white wine with clams.

  32. Jason

    Wow smokeing weed! shocker just like 90% of everyone I know.

  33. lara

    What The Superficial wrote when Justin Bieber was caught with weed:
    “spoiled little douche’s drug problem”
    “shirtless, pot-smoking braggadocio”
    Justin is close to Jennifer’s age? Why is his behavior a “drug problem”? It was just weed right?
    link to article:
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/justin-bieber-weed-lil-twist-shirtless-selena-gomez-break-up-01-2013

    • Simple. Its fine if you’re not a douche or douchette.

      • I think it also helps to demonstrate that you’re a stable, accomplished & mature adult, as opposed to a completely retarded adolescent whose life decisions have been questionable, to say the least (owl tattoo, pants half down, trying to be a wigger).

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    claire
    Commented on this photo:

    What is wrong with the side of her face?

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    Mo Mo
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like a piece of cheese than a joint to me

  36. blah

    Kevin Smith has been more productive than ever since he started waking and baking. He might not make movies anymore but that’s because he’s tired of the Hollywood game. But he’s been writing A LOT and he’s created a huge podcast empire with spinoff shows on AMC and whatnot. He is actually an example of someone getting more focused and productive when he smokes weed. Claiming otherwise is just ignorant.

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    s45qu4tch
    Commented on this photo:

    screw the joint pictures. Where’s the shot of her legs wrapped around that girls head?

  38. kery

    She looks disgusting, awful, trashy :D

  39. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    SP
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we know why she tripped

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    Interred Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Time to spell check that main headline………’course once it’s fixed, this comment will have me looking like a chucklehead….oh, well…

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    Unknown
    Commented on this photo:

    What happened to her knuckles? Did she punch something?

  42. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Andy
    Commented on this photo:

    You know it’s banned from the Olympics as a focusing drug, right?

  43. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Quasi
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone notice her knuckles and fingers look like she’s been in a fist fight?

  44. Jennifer Lawrence Joint Bottle Of Wine Balcony Hawaii
    Quasi
    Commented on this photo:

    And the left side of her face looks like she’s been hit too….never noticed until going through all of the pictures.

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