Alright, Internet, I’m going to say some things about your girlfriend, and I understand if it costs me a wedding invitation, but I only make with the real talk because I love. Long before Jennifer Lawrence started telling humorous anecdotes about shitting herself, there was another attractive blonde, also named Jenny, who liked to tell stories about pooping herself, too. Everyone thought it was so hilarious and that she was so hot, and then a bunch of kids died from diseases that had no business existing out of the 1920s. Not that I’m saying that’s going to happen here, but just be careful. Your father and I worry about you.