Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts Wore These Outfits

February 25th, 2013 // 27 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence won a lot of awards this weekend for reminding everyone that the chick who way too easily agreed to bang you is almost certainly bipolar, but more importantly her breasts looked spectacular at whatever the hell she was at. Granted, they lacked the unbridled pageantry of Brandi Glanville‘s Oscar gown, Jennifer Lawrence is still young and hasn’t been chewed up and spit out by life yet. Some things have to be earned.

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  1. What breasts?, there’s nothing there.

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    JC
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    Invitation: accepted.

  3. Beautiful woman, fantastic personality and a decent actress, but she is not Oscar caliber. I am happy she won though because she is so nice and normal.

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    Poopydoop
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    “I beat Meryl!”

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    AshRad
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    This is my new favorite photo of all times!

  6. mel

    god she’s hot! and her figure is lovely (she has a gorgeous bum!not the least bit rotund/obese like krap-kanon-kardashian’s manure factory). i’m sure it smells like dew-frosted roses.

  7. mike

    she has breast…what she doesnt have is giant sacs of hanging fat.

    • That’s pretty much what breasts are, although not always “giant.”

      • TheGenYgirl

        Not true. I own breasts, so I can tell you from spending an embarrassing amount of time examining them that you can very well tell the difference from the fat vs the mammary tissue within your breasts.

  8. Inner Retard

    I hate the lines that start with “Jennifer Lawrence Wore This…” because “This” never refers to me.

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    Inner Retard
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    I have a short message to Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus and anyone similar pretending to call herself an actress…

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    Stephanie
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    Nice dress, horrible makeup.

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    I’d squirt one on her but playing an emotional office slut in Phily doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch.

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    Hmmmm…I wonder who this is aimed at…and why.

  13. kery

    She looks good and sexy!! ;)

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    I love how normal she comes across. Not forced like Kristen Stewart.

    • Inner Retard

      Kristen Stewart is not forced. It’s called hydraulic pressure and it is well within tolerances.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I can see Shia LaBeouf in her face. It’s uncanny. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

  16. debisis

    There’s a segment out there of her being interviewed after she admitted to taking a shot. But boy was she annoying as hayal. I get that her attempt at being “casually human” but she’s too annoying and immature… and obviously attention seeking. She’s only 22, so obviously that gives her credence to be stupid more so than a 40 year old. And whenever she mentions a “John” she’s seems to be saying, “I want you, JOHN (insert celebrity last name), pick me!” Idiot. Guess, what Jenn, no one by the name of John who is a celeb is going to fuck you anytime soon. Trust me. Let’s see you with all that make up OFF? And your flabby – more vapid than your persona — ass? Disclaimer: So what if I’m being a jerk, it’s part of being competitive even I’m old enough to be the stupid bitch’s mother.

    • Mike

      Until she goes Amanda Bynes or Lindsay Lohan on us, I’m not expecting anything too negative on Lawrence at this present time.

  17. debisis

    Disclaimer2: I’m on my fifth seabreeze.

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    chicka
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    fucken A! love her! hope she plays me in the movie version….

  19. Jim

    The siver kiven kein dress was Jennirief lawyernce werar
    Was Geart nice COAse to look Stining
    Wish date that Ocars after party.

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    Beggsitron
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    Anne Hathaway???!??? It’s on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Prue

    Is it like her breasts are an independent entity or what?

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