Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone, X-Men: First Class) appears in the latest issue of GQ, and despite the fact she’s in a bikini under ideal lighting conditions, she looked way hotter at the Oscars. Which is actually a compliment for Jennifer, not so much GQ who was kind enough to send a hi-res shot over so now I feel awkward. Um… your magazine smells nice? It has neat words? — I’m off the mailing list, aren’t I? Sonofashit.
Photos: GQ, Splash News
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She looks like somebody just performed a lobotomy on her.
Damn hahaha.
But I agree, she looked amazing at the Oscar’s….but ehh everywhere else, including these pics.
I was gonna say she looks like a victimized blow-up doll, but the lobotomy thing works too.
I prefer my women with that vacant look in their eyes. It pretty much guarantees that post coital chat will be limited to grunts and drooling.
I think the way she pines and way her tummy is – she is just PMSing in the pic
WTF Toucher Mc children, shame on you! Pervert. I hope you are far from any children. Creepy fuck. In the name of jesus christ, I command you to stay away from any children you demon dweller.
Despite it being Spring, I’m getting a Winter’s Bone.
In the first pic, she looks she posing for a russian escort website, something about her face screams “I’m doing this against my will”
Maybe that’s why I have a hardon looking at these..
Yeah nothing is sexier than forced prostitution
“Hi gentleman, my name Katia, I am supersexy 21 year old woman who knows how to please a man.”
Reality: My name is Dorota, and I am a 16 year old girl who was forced into having sex with men three times my age.. yayyyyyy!
Not cool Deacon, not cool at all. SMH
You’re a pervert.
We don’t want your kind here.
adult, I think you are alittle confused as to what kind of site you’ve stumbled upon..between yesterdays sermon you gave to me regarding a guy i bashed (rightfully so) on here and telling me all about the horrors of internet bullying, to you now getting back on your proverbial soap box over a comment Deacon made(which, lets face it, is somewhat tame for anyone whose familiar w his posting)….I think it might be a good time for you to calm down, take a breath, and get the fuck out.
Just a suggestion.
@ K Soze
I found this site bookmarked in my kids computer. I thought I check out what he was looking at and viewing. But I will leave you kids to your trash talking and sexual jokes and views. I’m heading over to NPR, CNN, and Fox News. I love politics. You kids be good.
@”adult” What, did you *just* turn 18? That post is just as sophomoric as the rest of the shiite here. So eat ass, bitch. And bragging about being a politics junkie? That’s like saying you follow the WWE. Have fun with that.
This is just an awful pose and would make anyone not look sexy.
Winter’s Bone, Spring’s Softy.
1st picture, too much forehead, not enough cleavage.
When breasts are new they take some getting used to.
Looks like they saw a chance to escape here & made their move.
Good looking girl, but her face seems so blank & dumb in most of the shots.
Agreed. She needs a few years of rejection, tragedy, and frustration to throw a little expression on top of that youthful innocence.
cute, in a younger leelee sobieski kinda way
She looks pretty hot here.
She looks like she was just cast in the remake of Swimfan
looking like @erika-christensen? just sayin
agree on erika
I agree with MaliciousLingerer. Her eyes look devoid of any emotion ot brain activity. At the Oscars, she looks natural. The photog should have told her to “smeyes”. ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
no one puts baby in the corner….
I’ll put a Winter’s Bone right where she puts her Summer’s Eve
Well done!
wow.. this is really unattractive. In the first picture her pose is so weird and she looks like shes being forced against her will. And she has really smaller boobs and they put her in bras that make her look like shes asian. ugh whats happening to maxim. LIke can they got hot girls?
Somebody can’t read…it’s GQ, dumbass.
Well played, Ernest.
the GQ in the corner of the photo wasn’t big enough
She’s like the girl next door, or would if I lived next to somebody really hot… Goddamn restraining orders!
i love her body she has enough fat on her so she dont look like a heroin addict but its all in the right places, i love a little soft tummy, not into the rib cage look! love her.
After weeks of fluttering through the pages of The Superficial I am now convinced that Josh is a homosexual.
Is that a bathing suit or underwear shes got on?
Cute but generic. Hollywood really is phoning it in these days when it comes to glamorous women….
She seems generic as a blonde because there are so many. She’d actually be a lot hotter as a brunette.
Disagree. Then she would just look like a young Carla Gugino but with little tits. Nothing special with this chick.
I never knew granny panties could look so hot.
Stop looking in your dad’s dresser drawer.
lmao
Get back in the closet with Fiona Apple!
“The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.”-Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk.
I’d like to nominate myself to play “connect the dots” on her tits with my spunk.
Like her a lot but why this so soon.
That’s the thing now; it’s cool to skank the fuck out. Even if you’re too young for anyone but the perviest of pervs to take notice.
She’s cute, but damn, how awkward for her and us.
She was wonderful in Lars and the Real Girl!
Clearly she can play a very convincing blow up doll…
She looks plenty hot, but I keep forgetting that the guy who writes these things is a sausage smuggler.
Someone get this bitch a pillow. She’s going down!
Next!…Thank you.
I wasn’t aware nudity could be so incredibly boring. I mean, even Kate Moss gives us SOMETHING to talk about when she takes it off. (“I think I see a tit? Maybe?”)
…. and when I say “nudity”, I mean “partial-nudity-who-cares-because-I’m-bored-with-her-foreplay”
I clearly stepped on some toes.
I still pee and poo and urge everyone to do so. It can’t get any more basic than that.
No toes stepped on but I suggest you pee and poo outside your yard.
(i winn.
How would one go about getting on a mailing list like that? (Free poster doesn’t sound so bad)
This is sad. The girl has talent & didn’t need to be pimped by her agent/manager. I guess anything that gets her publicity. She looked so uncomfortable. The photos don’t even look good.
MMk, I’m finding this bitches closet and stealing this dress, that’s all there is to it
Go for it, you got no competition from me if you want to equip a giant doily.
Just as I suspected. Her spine has been snapped and she is paralyzed from the neck up. The rest of her body is just Weekend-at-Bernies-ing her head around.
There’s something fucking weird about the proportions in that first picture. Like, the top half of her body is significantly smaller than the bottom half.
she actually looks perfectly proportional, but your name indicates that you prefer the top-heavy stick-legs with implants look
mmmmmmm……….tits………!
WOW she is incredibleeeeeeeeee!
WOW, this woman is incredible. She looks like young Anna Kournikova with some Angelina Jolie-esque tourquoise eyes, her figure, her skin and even her moles are amazing.
How do you go from her Oscar look to looking like the love child of Sam Kinison and Miley Cyrus?
yeah that’s a pretty awkward pose…but she’s a beautiful girl. she did look great at the oscars.
Dude, this chick is the next BOMB!! Mark it down!!
I love banging chicks with dead-eyes. So hot!
she is so meh !
boner killer