Jennifer Lawrence Does GQ

April 14th, 2011 // 74 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone, X-Men: First Class) appears in the latest issue of GQ, and despite the fact she’s in a bikini under ideal lighting conditions, she looked way hotter at the Oscars. Which is actually a compliment for Jennifer, not so much GQ who was kind enough to send a hi-res shot over so now I feel awkward. Um… your magazine smells nice? It has neat words? — I’m off the mailing list, aren’t I? Sonofashit.

Photos: GQ, Splash News

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  1. MaliciousLingerer

    She looks like somebody just performed a lobotomy on her.

    • OnTheRealThough

      Damn hahaha.

      But I agree, she looked amazing at the Oscar’s….but ehh everywhere else, including these pics.

    • ToucherMcChildren

      I prefer my women with that vacant look in their eyes. It pretty much guarantees that post coital chat will be limited to grunts and drooling.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        I think the way she pines and way her tummy is – she is just PMSing in the pic

      • Protect Ourchildren

        WTF Toucher Mc children, shame on you! Pervert. I hope you are far from any children. Creepy fuck. In the name of jesus christ, I command you to stay away from any children you demon dweller.

  2. Winning

    Despite it being Spring, I’m getting a Winter’s Bone.

  3. In the first pic, she looks she posing for a russian escort website, something about her face screams “I’m doing this against my will”

    • Deacon Jones

      Maybe that’s why I have a hardon looking at these..

      • Yeah nothing is sexier than forced prostitution
        “Hi gentleman, my name Katia, I am supersexy 21 year old woman who knows how to please a man.”

        Reality: My name is Dorota, and I am a 16 year old girl who was forced into having sex with men three times my age.. yayyyyyy!

      • Not cool Deacon, not cool at all. SMH

      • Deacon Jones

        You’re a pervert.

        We don’t want your kind here.

      • K Soze

        adult, I think you are alittle confused as to what kind of site you’ve stumbled upon..between yesterdays sermon you gave to me regarding a guy i bashed (rightfully so) on here and telling me all about the horrors of internet bullying, to you now getting back on your proverbial soap box over a comment Deacon made(which, lets face it, is somewhat tame for anyone whose familiar w his posting)….I think it might be a good time for you to calm down, take a breath, and get the fuck out.

        Just a suggestion.

      • @ K Soze

        I found this site bookmarked in my kids computer. I thought I check out what he was looking at and viewing. But I will leave you kids to your trash talking and sexual jokes and views. I’m heading over to NPR, CNN, and Fox News. I love politics. You kids be good.

      • plop

        @”adult” What, did you *just* turn 18? That post is just as sophomoric as the rest of the shiite here. So eat ass, bitch. And bragging about being a politics junkie? That’s like saying you follow the WWE. Have fun with that.

  4. Jennifer Lawrence
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    This is just an awful pose and would make anyone not look sexy.

  5. Jennifer Lawrence
    Hugh Jazz
    Commented on this photo:

    Winter’s Bone, Spring’s Softy.

  6. Keyser Ballsy

    1st picture, too much forehead, not enough cleavage.

  7. Jennifer Lawrence
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When breasts are new they take some getting used to.
    Looks like they saw a chance to escape here & made their move.

  8. Jennifer Lawrence
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Good looking girl, but her face seems so blank & dumb in most of the shots.

    • fap

      Agreed. She needs a few years of rejection, tragedy, and frustration to throw a little expression on top of that youthful innocence.

  9. cute, in a younger leelee sobieski kinda way

  10. Jennifer Lawrence
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty hot here.

  11. BeeTee

    She looks like she was just cast in the remake of Swimfan

    looking like @erika-christensen? just sayin

  12. Sharon

    I agree with MaliciousLingerer. Her eyes look devoid of any emotion ot brain activity. At the Oscars, she looks natural. The photog should have told her to “smeyes”. ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  13. no one puts baby in the corner….

  14. BlueFalcon

    I’ll put a Winter’s Bone right where she puts her Summer’s Eve

  15. Mark

    wow.. this is really unattractive. In the first picture her pose is so weird and she looks like shes being forced against her will. And she has really smaller boobs and they put her in bras that make her look like shes asian. ugh whats happening to maxim. LIke can they got hot girls?

  16. Bucky Barnes

    She’s like the girl next door, or would if I lived next to somebody really hot… Goddamn restraining orders!

  17. Josh

    i love her body she has enough fat on her so she dont look like a heroin addict but its all in the right places, i love a little soft tummy, not into the rib cage look! love her.

    • Jovy

      After weeks of fluttering through the pages of The Superficial I am now convinced that Josh is a homosexual.

  18. Ismoss

    Is that a bathing suit or underwear shes got on?

  19. Cute but generic. Hollywood really is phoning it in these days when it comes to glamorous women….

  20. I never knew granny panties could look so hot.

  21. Get back in the closet with Fiona Apple!

  22. LittleSocrates

    “The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.”-Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk.

  23. Jennifer Lawrence
    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to nominate myself to play “connect the dots” on her tits with my spunk.

  24. graymatter

    Like her a lot but why this so soon.

    • uncle ruckus

      That’s the thing now; it’s cool to skank the fuck out. Even if you’re too young for anyone but the perviest of pervs to take notice.
      She’s cute, but damn, how awkward for her and us.

  25. She was wonderful in Lars and the Real Girl!

  26. She looks plenty hot, but I keep forgetting that the guy who writes these things is a sausage smuggler.

  27. Jennifer Lawrence
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone get this bitch a pillow. She’s going down!

  28. The Critical Crassness

    Next!…Thank you.

  29. castallare

    I wasn’t aware nudity could be so incredibly boring. I mean, even Kate Moss gives us SOMETHING to talk about when she takes it off. (“I think I see a tit? Maybe?”)

  30. castallare

    …. and when I say “nudity”, I mean “partial-nudity-who-cares-because-I’m-bored-with-her-foreplay”

  31. graymatter

    I clearly stepped on some toes.

    I still pee and poo and urge everyone to do so. It can’t get any more basic than that.

  32. Aidan

    How would one go about getting on a mailing list like that? (Free poster doesn’t sound so bad)

  33. Maria

    This is sad. The girl has talent & didn’t need to be pimped by her agent/manager. I guess anything that gets her publicity. She looked so uncomfortable. The photos don’t even look good.

  34. Jennifer Lawrence
    ayo
    Commented on this photo:

    MMk, I’m finding this bitches closet and stealing this dress, that’s all there is to it

  35. Jennifer Lawrence
    Jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    Just as I suspected. Her spine has been snapped and she is paralyzed from the neck up. The rest of her body is just Weekend-at-Bernies-ing her head around.

  36. Boobs Tittingham

    There’s something fucking weird about the proportions in that first picture. Like, the top half of her body is significantly smaller than the bottom half.

    • jschim

      she actually looks perfectly proportional, but your name indicates that you prefer the top-heavy stick-legs with implants look

  37. Jennifer Lawrence
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmmmm……….tits………!

  38. Jennifer Lawrence
    Doc Schweinstrudel
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW she is incredibleeeeeeeeee!

  39. Doc Schweinstrudel

    WOW, this woman is incredible. She looks like young Anna Kournikova with some Angelina Jolie-esque tourquoise eyes, her figure, her skin and even her moles are amazing.

  40. Jennifer Lawrence
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you go from her Oscar look to looking like the love child of Sam Kinison and Miley Cyrus?

  41. Jennifer Lawrence
    jen
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah that’s a pretty awkward pose…but she’s a beautiful girl. she did look great at the oscars.

  42. T-Bag

    Dude, this chick is the next BOMB!! Mark it down!!

  43. Donald Trump

    I love banging chicks with dead-eyes. So hot!

  44. no one

    she is so meh !
    boner killer

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