Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life
Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski’s naked breasts. He’s also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I’m Not Typing All That, a Disney movie she premiered last night while accidentally lifting up her dress and flashing her Spanx to the 87,000 cameras on the red carpet, so naturally it’s everywhere you look. Then again, she could be married to a child molester, or living a life like ours. I’m sure she’s fine.