While Jessica Simpson and Kanye West continued to embarrass themselves in front of millions, Jennifer Aniston escaped to Los Cabos where she spent Thanksgiving with a bikini-clad Chelsea Handler, who you’ll notice I conveniently didn’t mention in the headline. I’m in the business of attracting people to this site, not sending them screaming into the night, cursing their own eyesight. (For the most part.) So, on that note, let’s focus on how perpetually rock hard Jennifer Aniston’s nipples thanks are because she’s frozen inside, and then ask herself why she doesn’t use them to commit complicated jewel heists. “Bullet-proof glass, you say? Allow me. *circular motion, circular motion, circular motion* Like taking candy from a baby… And not because I stabbed one with my nipple! Entirely unrelated. In fact, forget I spoke.”
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
What the hell is she staring at up in the sky?
Am I “firstie”?
Isn’t the average temp in Mexico like 80?
Hmmm….must be that time of the month.
You know, Saturday.
Fish, now that’s she’s 18, can you share the Miley upskirts with us?
That wud be “pretty cool”.
Those puppies could certainly do some damage if not properly handled.
Oh come now.. Chelsea is too scary in a bikini to get a headline, but Ke$ha isn’t? Me thinks you weren’t drunk enough when you made this post.
I hate to give commentary on the obvious, but DAMN, she’s got a great pair of tits!
they should be, they’re fake.
If all fake tits were as nice as those, I would be a fan of fake tits.
they aren’t fake – are you serious? get a life.
She obviously got the better part of whatever deal she and her nipples made with Satan.
cant stand that smarmy jew bitch handler.
Chelsea Handler? Good God…..
Why don’t you go ahead and put up pics of Sara Jessica Parker in a bikini and totally fuck up our day.
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FUCK NO!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HUMANE FISH, DON’T DO IT!!!!
“I’ll just take Chelsea with me, that way I’ll at least be the hot one”
Ha ha so true!
She is Hot! Beutiful body
Blecch!
Too bad shes a buttaface.
First?
“ALERT – ALERT – WE HAVE A ‘LEVEL-KE$HA’ MAN-ASS SIGHTING! EVERYONE AVERT THEIR EYES! CONTAINMENT CREWS SECURE SUBJECT HANDLER!”
(50-cent needs his card revoked for this one)
Even with nipples as big as gumdrops she is BORING.
Shut your butthole.
I have always been a fan of her breasts.
Ugly face. And old. Her body is good but not as perfect as all her ugly fans pretend that it is.
I was going to go to my local jeweler for some diamonds, think I’ll contact Jennifer’s bikini top instead.
Another one with negative ass space.
now that there is a gotdam succubus
Still got a tight body.
Fish, if “I’m in the business of attracting people to this site, not sending them screaming into the night, cursing their own eyesight.” were true, how do you explain all the Snooki or Kardashian shit you put on here?
Yeah,I used to recommend this site to people before that shit started
in my opinion, she looks masculine with the square jawline and small lips. No very feminine or pretty.Plain jane in my opinion, not outstanding, looks like many white girls out there.But she does have nice healthy hair and a flat stomach which most people would love to have
what’s up with that other broads mouth?
Does Jennifer Aniston even do anything anymore? Or does she just “not get married?”
Ha ha ha ha ha!
the worst thing about chelsea handler is she thinks she’s hot. Talk about delusion.
Jennifer Maniston and Chelsea Mandler together at last. They have enuff male chromosomes between them to start a clone army of vikings.
PS Chelsea is a confirmed no-neck.
Her desperate personality and constant craving for attention are a turn off….but that body sure isn’t. If you could muzzle her that would be a great afternoon ride.
Kudos to her for staying in such great shape
She’s about as sexy as Linoleum … I never have understood her fame or celebrity. EVER. I have never found her sexually appealing (Yes I love women and no not in a ‘I love women, I want to dress them up in pretty clothes and give them make up tips’ kind of way. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
She’s drab, plain, and even if I found her naked in my bed moaning for me to go over and pleasure her I … well I would but I wouldn’t really enjoy it that much.
Her breasts are aging well. Much better than the Friends reruns.
I still have a crush on her, But i like desperate, clingy, horny, middle aged cougars. I want to pick her up throw her legs over my shoulders and bang the hell out of her up against the wall wall while she wears that big floppy hat and moans in my ear, but i digress.
Looking for storks?
She must be scratching her balls with her right hand.
Is this the only bikini this woman owns?
looks like my “magic stick” sunk her “candy shop”….yikes…
who the hell goes to mexico during thanksgiving? both these lesbian chicks have to have families. they are just too selfish to give a damn.
Not a fan of her face but her body is amazing. And not just ‘for her age’. It’s amazing full stop.
I’ve been a fan of Jen’s nipples since her role in Ferris Bueller the TV series.
Those are sunglasses
MUST. KILL. THE SMURFS!
It’s always chilly where Jenifer is .
I don’t think my thing for Jennifer Aniston will ever go away. Shame the pics aren’t of a better quality because I want a better look at her… hat?
I would do her once a day and twice on Sunday. Hot. Hot.
hey jen, whenever you decide you want to get pregnant call me, I’ll wait for you
she do not want to sell the paparazy photo..thats way she only use the same bikini,so the selling price is lower…she not parading around for stage photo op..like certain someone with their children
Somethin’ about Jennifer Aniston reminds of Meredith Baxter Birney. She’s probably one of those late in life lesbians who can’t come out because it will destroy the market she’s established with annoying Romantic Comedies. All the unmarried 35 to 55 year old women who spend all their time reading Harlequin romance novels, petting their cats and knitting them booties, would slit their wrists if Jennifer destroyed their hope for finding “Mr. Right at the moment” by admitting that she grubs on furburgers. Because ulitmately, what would that make them? What a mind fuck that would be.
She’s not *awful*. Though, you would think her boobs would be a bit bigger. . .
This is the most idiotic smut site I’ve been unfortunate enough to come across. You “subscribers” are sad, lonely and pathetic. Way too invested in your thoughts…which sadly are “let’s make fun of celebs” which really means “So that I won’t feel fat, ugly, poor and trashy anymore.” Seek help.
when is she going to start aging???She has not changed since 10 years.. I remember her in FRIENDS season 6 n she still looks the same…
Fuck, that whore has nice titties!!!