Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

Here are Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara at last night’s SAG Awards which is literally everything you need to know about the entire evening. Yes, dozens of talented actors were recognized for their outstanding dedication to their craft in 2014, but you can’t see 95% of their mammary glands, so they might as well have been ghosts. Invisible, probably not even real ghosts, and no, that wasn’t an Emma Stone crack. I’m a strong supporter of vampire rights. How dare you?!

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