Jennifer Aniston Responds to Bill O’Reilly

Jennifer Aniston has fired back to Bill O’Reilly after he called her comments on single motherhood “destructive to society” presumably because they didn’t involve shower-themed sexual harassment. It’s the only true way to raise a child. People reports:

“Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth,” Aniston tells PEOPLE exclusively. “And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”

What? No loofah joke? Jesus. Cold, emotionless and she sucks at comebacks. No wonder Brad Pitt left her.

Ha! Just kidding. I never wondered. Gotcha!

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