Jennifer Aniston Reminds Me of Someone

January 18th, 2011 // 213 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in the latest issue of Allure where she apparently pretends to be a topless little girl sleeping with her teddy bear because that’s hell to the yeah not at all creepy. Except I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen something like this before. Something that also stretches the boundaries of good taste while featuring a middle-aged woman.

If I only I could put my finger on it…

Oh, that’s right. John Edwards‘ mistress Rielle Hunter posing for GQ. While some might consider that an insult to Jennifer Aniston, I consider it a compliment because for once she’s confused as the “other woman” instead of the cheated upon. It’s the dawn of a new day!

Photos: Allure

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  1. just a little more makeup and we wouldn’t be able to tell it’s her at all.

    • Jillia

      As it is it looks nothing like her! They took away any of her character and made her look like every other pointy faced, blond haired, blue eyed bimbo.

      • Blech

        Aniston allowed it… because she is a blond haired, blue eyed bimbo!

      • Charles

        You’re crazy! If there is one thing that Jennifer Aniston is not, it’s a bimbo.
        We all know who the bimbo is: she slept with her own brother!
        Do you know the difference between Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Joline?
        Jennifer Aniston is the kind of girl you bring home to your mother.
        Angelina Joline is the kind of girl you bring home to your father – so he can FiretrUCK her too.

  2. UY

    It’s my neighbor Rielle!

  3. Marnie

    Real Doll.

  4. lol

    Wow, she looks airbrushed to within an inch of her life.

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    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina Applegate

  6. Kia

    I don’t like the new hair.

  7. guy rossi

    That young girl fetish is one of a particular group…

  8. Jennifer Aniston
    IreneWienne
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    TALK ABOUT AIRBRUSHING!

  9. Joe

    Google image search “perfection girl” (should be safe for work)

    Aniston’s face and arm pose look just like her.

  10. just-this-guy

    Allure – the pedophile fantasy magazine of choice!

  11. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Has the fucking media lost all shame?! We all know what Jennifer Aniston looks like, so how about a tad less photoshop?! I think this is disgusting. I would be insulted if I were the one on that cover and they made me look like some blow-up doll. If you don’t like what the actual woman looks like to the extent where you have to photoshop the hell out of the picture, why don’t you just get a younger woman whose natural appearance is more suitable?! Women aren’t meant to pose forever. Why don’t we get Sophia Lauren on there and make her look like she is 20 then? Fucking morons.

  12. BeckyS

    She looks like SJP in the 4th photo.

  13. Michelle

    Fish the difference is Jenn does not have any children. The only reason John Edwards mistress made such big headlines was because of their daughter. That is the creepy factor. Jenn is a playing a part – Rielle is a mom and was probably photographed in her kids bedroom to give GQ some “insight” as to what it was like to fuck that cheating bastard.

    No comparison. Bad form Fish

  14. Sam

    Britney Spears Rolling Stone cover – the 40th anniversary.

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    trix
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    just get some collagen already. her pouty face is annoying

  16. Bo

    What is going on with her mouth? None of these even look like her, just weird and creepy.

    • benny

      Jenifer tried to make her pouty sexy but it’s come out terible look like she needs to go to the bathroom to stool. can’t hold it anymore. rush rush. Maybe she copy Jolie but come out negatives

  17. Satan's bitch

    It’s the Stepford Aniston.

  18. TSW

    I loved her in “Lars and the Real Girl”.

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    Zoe
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    Ugh spare me, anniston needs to give it up already she is such a washed up white woman.

  20. Jen is officially more pathetic than Matt Leblanc.

  21. Jennifer Aniston
    Zipped up
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    Now Michael Jacksons dead someone has to go after the children.

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    kaschuh
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jennifer, give me your best, most desperate, ‘trying-to-hypnotize-Brad-back-into-your-bed’ look. That’s IT ~ don’t move! Perfect!!”

  23. Yeasty Vajajay

    The PA State Troopers have been notified about your “hell to the yeah” crack and will be arriving soon. Time to make hopeless efforts to destroy your hard drives.

  24. dani

    Holy Photoshop Batman!

  25. Deacon Jones

    BOING

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    Jnt
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    I love her!!!

  27. Jennifer Aniston
    BarbJ
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    Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra?

  28. Jennifer Aniston
    Phatty
    Commented on this photo:

    Botox Blimp.

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    BarbJ
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    Do not be fooled! Mugatu is behind the lens.

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    ella
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    blow up doll anyone?

  31. Jennifer Aniston
    BarbJ
    Commented on this photo:

    At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there’s more to life than being really, really good looking.

  32. Darling Jen – the youthful sweet ultra-girlie persona ain’t your strong suit.
    You have a black leather miniskirt, chains with whip face. Use it as such.

    • tina

      the Allure magazines make the stars look like Alien and make the middle-aged women look like a blow-up baby doll .Fake magazines and fake stars.

  33. JungleRed

    Still looks like an Ewok. Brad Pitt must have been on crack when he married this.

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    Gina
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    Photoshopped much??

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    Jessica
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    Does this count as a Jesse James photobomb?

  36. Kimia

    Photoshoped or not, 99% of you could not have her body at her age even if you killed yourself trying. She is gorgeous, chick and classy. I don’t get tired of looking at her like I do when I look at Angelina.

    She’s smart, real and a class act. I love her and she looks fabulous with our without photoshop.

    • Kimia

      And I’m a girl, so shove it ;)

    • Michelle

      Couldn’t agree more. Show me a pic out there on a cover that isn’t Photoshopped. Got a Victoria Secret catalogue once and one of he models was missing an arm and I don’t think she lost in a farming accident.

    • Yeasty Vajajay

      Did you mean chique?

    • Henny

      class act?

      this is the woman who is constantly ripping on brad and angelina. ok jennifer we get it, he dumped you for a way hotter woman GET OVER IT.

      jennifer aniston is a fugly boring woman and no amount of photoshop will ever fix that.

    • TJ

      Thank you Kimia for proving lesbian women are in love with Jen and make up the largest majority of her fans.

    • terry

      Jenifer body is plastic: boobs implants, lipo-suction, big fat thigh fat removed, what is great body? plastic body?

    • pillow

      We wouldn’t want Jenifer body because that body is plastic: boob implant, lipo-suction, big thigh fat removed , fake tan, etc… we just want a natural body. but never want a body full of chemicals, plastic, collagen, botox , saline water, etc… it’s very dangerous body nobody want

    • pillow

      Angie skinny is better than fatty Jen before. who spend alot of time and money to get slim. I rather choose skinny than fat. Jenifer body is plastic full of saline water boobs implants, botox face fake young. upper lip collagen, fake tan, fake blonde, fake blue eyes etc. Nobody stuppid want to have a body full of chemicals dangerous.

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    Aaron
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    Who’s the chick doing the makeup? She looks hot. And real.

  38. solein

    She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in these photos.

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    Greenie
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    I wonder if they interviewed her about her new Sex and the City movie?

  40. xxx

    oh please, middle aged- like most men wouldn’t hit that in a minute

  41. JaneEarhart

    I swear to God, I thought that second pic was Celine Dion in a wig.

  42. fingers

    Madonna did something like this back in the early 90′s in Vanity Fair. And people were maaaad! Oh Madonna, you’re still gross.

  43. This shot appeals to all the philiacs, peda and necro.

  44. Jennifer Aniston
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    Set phasers to “Stun and Freeze Genitals”
    Engage.

  45. Jennifer Aniston
    castallare
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    Cub back to bed! I hab Anjewina wips now!

  46. Jennifer Aniston
    Evilbeagle
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    Were they trying to make her look like one of those Real Dolls??

  47. iz

    Hehe, we’re at 42 comments…like her age…

  48. Jennifer Aniston
    crys
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    she really doesn’t do cute well, she is a sexy woman she should stick to posing sexy in a grown up way

  49. richie

    jen’s awesome!

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