Here’s Jennifer Aniston in the latest issue of Allure where she apparently pretends to be a topless little girl sleeping with her teddy bear because that’s hell to the yeah not at all creepy. Except I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen something like this before. Something that also stretches the boundaries of good taste while featuring a middle-aged woman.
If I only I could put my finger on it…
Oh, that’s right. John Edwards‘ mistress Rielle Hunter posing for GQ. While some might consider that an insult to Jennifer Aniston, I consider it a compliment because for once she’s confused as the “other woman” instead of the cheated upon. It’s the dawn of a new day!
Photos: Allure
just a little more makeup and we wouldn’t be able to tell it’s her at all.
As it is it looks nothing like her! They took away any of her character and made her look like every other pointy faced, blond haired, blue eyed bimbo.
Aniston allowed it… because she is a blond haired, blue eyed bimbo!
You’re crazy! If there is one thing that Jennifer Aniston is not, it’s a bimbo.
We all know who the bimbo is: she slept with her own brother!
Do you know the difference between Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Joline?
Jennifer Aniston is the kind of girl you bring home to your mother.
Angelina Joline is the kind of girl you bring home to your father – so he can FiretrUCK her too.
It’s my neighbor Rielle!
JENIFER ANISTON IS A HOLLYWOOD WHORE SLEPT WITH A STRING OF HOLLYWOOD BOY TOYS BUT ALL OF THEM RUN AWAY FOR GOOD HE HE HE
CHARLES, YOU ARE LOW-CLASS LIKE JENIFER ANISTON
Real Doll.
LMFAO win!
Real Doll is exactly what I thought too! Which is way the hell funnier than Rielle!
She is plastic doll from man made
NOT REAL DOLL BUT GRANMA WANT TO BE A DOLL
Wow, she looks airbrushed to within an inch of her life.
Yeah, those pictures are totally ridiculous. She’s a beautiful woman. She doesn’t need all that shit.
Jenifer never be beautiful. her face and body now is full of plastic
Christina Applegate
I LOVE HER BUT SHE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A BUTTERFACE! (GREAT BODY, BUT HER FACE).
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I don’t like the new hair.
That young girl fetish is one of a particular group…
yeah…men.
i wanted to bang 14 year old chicks (ok, ALL chicks, but that group included my 14-year-old peers) when i was 14… why would anyone assume that would change when i stopped being 14?
This is why we shouldn’t trust men with children, they are all sick
Your penis is supposed to respect the laws of the State you happen to be standing in at the time.
TALK ABOUT AIRBRUSHING!
I thought the same exact thing when I saw these pics.
Google image search “perfection girl” (should be safe for work)
Aniston’s face and arm pose look just like her.
omg you’re so right! :O
Ugh, jennifer you’re like 45 years old. you look stupid and desperate.
V, yes she does… and it’s karmically delicious when I think about how much she and her friend, Handler, badmouthed Angelina. Ah, revenge is sweet!
You’ll be 45 one day.
Allure – the pedophile fantasy magazine of choice!
Allure make the stars like Jenifer Aniston look like Alian. not human
Has the fucking media lost all shame?! We all know what Jennifer Aniston looks like, so how about a tad less photoshop?! I think this is disgusting. I would be insulted if I were the one on that cover and they made me look like some blow-up doll. If you don’t like what the actual woman looks like to the extent where you have to photoshop the hell out of the picture, why don’t you just get a younger woman whose natural appearance is more suitable?! Women aren’t meant to pose forever. Why don’t we get Sophia Lauren on there and make her look like she is 20 then? Fucking morons.
Can you please come up with a one-liner to accurately describe this photo of Aniston? And please make sure to include “blow-up doll”.
because Jenifer is a plastic women. It’s blow-up anytime
Don’t worry . Allure already made Jenifer Aniston 42 year old look like 12year old baby dolll
She looks like SJP in the 4th photo.
Fish the difference is Jenn does not have any children. The only reason John Edwards mistress made such big headlines was because of their daughter. That is the creepy factor. Jenn is a playing a part – Rielle is a mom and was probably photographed in her kids bedroom to give GQ some “insight” as to what it was like to fuck that cheating bastard.
No comparison. Bad form Fish
Bad Form? Are we Cap’n Hook all of a sudden? ; )
Well if you are into dress up then sure…..oh wait your user name is Cher of course you went to fantasy dress up
BAD FORM, PEEETAH, BAD FORM.
Nah….it’s actually my name. I don’t even own a feather boa.
Feel my shame.
Britney Spears Rolling Stone cover – the 40th anniversary.
BINGO.
except britney was, what, 17? with mild standard photoshop. this whole thing is such a hot mess. jennifer is not sexy. she looks so dumb right now.
Yes!
just get some collagen already. her pouty face is annoying
What is going on with her mouth? None of these even look like her, just weird and creepy.
Jenifer tried to make her pouty sexy but it’s come out terible look like she needs to go to the bathroom to stool. can’t hold it anymore. rush rush. Maybe she copy Jolie but come out negatives
It’s the Stepford Aniston.
LOL Asolutely hilarious.
I loved her in “Lars and the Real Girl”.
! LOL
Awesome! You win.
Ugh spare me, anniston needs to give it up already she is such a washed up white woman.
Jen is officially more pathetic than Matt Leblanc.
maybe so, but Jen has much nicer tits.
Won’t argue with that Seth Rogen’s Vagina.
Really? How many $100 million movies has Leblanc been in?
I don’t get all the hating on Aniston. She seems to keep a pretty low profile. for all the media claiming she’s obsessed with Pitt/Jolie, it seems more that the media is, not her.
Did you even look at the pics? Now we know the ID of McFeel its… tada…Chelsia Handler.
read the FIRST post on this page.
Now Michael Jacksons dead someone has to go after the children.
“Jennifer, give me your best, most desperate, ‘trying-to-hypnotize-Brad-back-into-your-bed’ look. That’s IT ~ don’t move! Perfect!!”
Harsh.
The PA State Troopers have been notified about your “hell to the yeah” crack and will be arriving soon. Time to make hopeless efforts to destroy your hard drives.
Holy Photoshop Batman!
BOING
I love her!!!
Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra?
Botox Blimp.
Do not be fooled! Mugatu is behind the lens.
blow up doll anyone?
At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there’s more to life than being really, really good looking.
Darling Jen – the youthful sweet ultra-girlie persona ain’t your strong suit.
You have a black leather miniskirt, chains with whip face. Use it as such.
the Allure magazines make the stars look like Alien and make the middle-aged women look like a blow-up baby doll .Fake magazines and fake stars.
Still looks like an Ewok. Brad Pitt must have been on crack when he married this.
say what you will, but she’s aging a HELL of a lot better than Angelina.
Smoking and booze may age you but nothing compared to how fast kids will. That and I would imagine she is fucking Brad 22 out of 24 hours a day. Yeah baby!
Jenny had him when he was hot. Angie gets him now he’s not.
I don’t think so. Have you seen the two of them without make-up? Aniston looks like nothing short of a overly-tan pig. Angelina still has class in her face.
if by “class” you mean shriveled lips that look like prunes, anorexic bones sticking out, and slathered in regrettable tattoos…then sure. That’s without getting into the steaming hot mess of crazy.
wiWithout make up,. botox, facelifted. Jenifer look 50 year old
Photoshopped much??
Looks like it.
Does this count as a Jesse James photobomb?
haha! so right!
Photoshoped or not, 99% of you could not have her body at her age even if you killed yourself trying. She is gorgeous, chick and classy. I don’t get tired of looking at her like I do when I look at Angelina.
She’s smart, real and a class act. I love her and she looks fabulous with our without photoshop.
And I’m a girl, so shove it ;)
Couldn’t agree more. Show me a pic out there on a cover that isn’t Photoshopped. Got a Victoria Secret catalogue once and one of he models was missing an arm and I don’t think she lost in a farming accident.
Did you mean chique?
I think you both mean “chic.”
class act?
this is the woman who is constantly ripping on brad and angelina. ok jennifer we get it, he dumped you for a way hotter woman GET OVER IT.
jennifer aniston is a fugly boring woman and no amount of photoshop will ever fix that.
Thank you, Henny. This has to be one of Jen’s pals. Or Jen. Or that doucheburger, Chelsea Handler.
Thank you Kimia for proving lesbian women are in love with Jen and make up the largest majority of her fans.
Jenifer body is plastic: boobs implants, lipo-suction, big fat thigh fat removed, what is great body? plastic body?
We wouldn’t want Jenifer body because that body is plastic: boob implant, lipo-suction, big thigh fat removed , fake tan, etc… we just want a natural body. but never want a body full of chemicals, plastic, collagen, botox , saline water, etc… it’s very dangerous body nobody want
Angie skinny is better than fatty Jen before. who spend alot of time and money to get slim. I rather choose skinny than fat. Jenifer body is plastic full of saline water boobs implants, botox face fake young. upper lip collagen, fake tan, fake blonde, fake blue eyes etc. Nobody stuppid want to have a body full of chemicals dangerous.
Who’s the chick doing the makeup? She looks hot. And real.
100 times better than JA – and probably more “fun”.
She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker in these photos.
I wonder if they interviewed her about her new Sex and the City movie?
oh please, middle aged- like most men wouldn’t hit that in a minute
true
Middle-aged women like Jen now is none of guy want to be with. She need old man like Jay Leno
I swear to God, I thought that second pic was Celine Dion in a wig.
Madonna did something like this back in the early 90′s in Vanity Fair. And people were maaaad! Oh Madonna, you’re still gross.
This shot appeals to all the philiacs, peda and necro.
Set phasers to “Stun and Freeze Genitals”
Engage.
Cub back to bed! I hab Anjewina wips now!
Were they trying to make her look like one of those Real Dolls??
Hehe, we’re at 42 comments…like her age…
she really doesn’t do cute well, she is a sexy woman she should stick to posing sexy in a grown up way
jen’s awesome!
… for me to poop on!
Jen is fugly and fake