Jennifer Aniston Touched Her Stomach, Sound The Pregnancy Alarm!

July 18th, 2013 // 18 Comments

I’ve already indulged myself way too much with posts about politics and a nerd show I like, so let’s get back to brass tacks: Recklessly accusing celebrities of being pregnant at the drop of a hat. Here’s Jennifer Aniston walking around New York yesterday touching her stomach which is all I need to see to say it’s a boy. Now we just have to solve the mystery of how she harvested Brad Pitt‘s semen which is obviously a joke because she’s had buckets of it in the freezer for years. All of you were like, “Really? You have no idea where it came from?”

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  1. cc

    Looks a lot more like post-period puffiness. Who says you can’t learn anything from commercials?

  2. The Illuminati Did It

    Isn’t she a little old?

    • JC

      44, which is getting into the red zone, statistically speaking. But given that she can pay for all manner of specialists and witch doctors, she can probably still make it happen, as long as she doesn’t mind little Brad Jr. having flippers.

    • EricLR

      She probably has a whole freezer of those eggs frozen, just waiting for the right sucker to come along and not realize that she’s a spoiled, high maintenance narcissist long enough to slap a ring on her finger.

  3. Guest

    Personally I think she’s taking fertility drugs and has been for the last few months which is why she’s looked bloated/puffy recently.

  4. Is there a little wampa nesting in her ice cave? doubt it. wampas can’t handle that level of cold.

  5. dreamcrusher

    Chicks are hilarious. At 44 Jennifer is still THINKING of having kids while the girl she went to HS with is playing with her grand kids.

    She is too old to have kids now.

    She is too old to raise kids now.

    Women today are still cub rats into their forties and will wonder why they grow old alone.

    Sad.

  6. Jennifer Aniston Touching Stomach Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    What happened between the last photo and this one?

  7. reinhard heidrich

    still looks like an annoying cunt

  8. Joe Blow

    WTF happened to her? In the last couple of photo sets she’s been in full-on “old lady” mode.

  9. ace11

    Sorry..but she is to old to have them

  10. Smapdi

    My indifference alarm goes off whenever I see her.

  11. Jennifer Aniston Touching Stomach Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    ksy
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    unless shes 1. gain weight..2. just ate or 3. she is finally pregnant

  12. Jennifer Aniston Touching Stomach Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    She looks better with shorter hair.

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