I’ve already indulged myself way too much with posts about politics and a nerd show I like, so let’s get back to brass tacks: Recklessly accusing celebrities of being pregnant at the drop of a hat. Here’s Jennifer Aniston walking around New York yesterday touching her stomach which is all I need to see to say it’s a boy. Now we just have to solve the mystery of how she harvested Brad Pitt‘s semen which is obviously a joke because she’s had buckets of it in the freezer for years. All of you were like, “Really? You have no idea where it came from?”
Jennifer Aniston Touched Her Stomach, Sound The Pregnancy Alarm!
July 18th, 2013 // 18 Comments