Jennifer Aniston Touched Her Stomach, Sound The Pregnancy Alarm!
I’ve already indulged myself way too much with posts about politics and a nerd show I like, so let’s get back to brass tacks: Recklessly accusing celebrities of being pregnant at the drop of a hat. Here’s Jennifer Aniston walking around New York yesterday touching her stomach which is all I need to see to say it’s a boy. Now we just have to solve the mystery of how she harvested Brad Pitt‘s semen which is obviously a joke because she’s had buckets of it in the freezer for years. All of you were like, “Really? You have no idea where it came from?”