Jennifer Aniston Is Rich, Therefore Bikini-Clad For Christmas

December 27th, 2012 // 23 Comments
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It’s a rich tradition amongst the wealthy and the soulless, heavenly-bodied models who exchange sex with them for a life of luxury to jet off to a tropical locale for Christmas. Fortunately for black-hearted, granny fetish perverts like myself us, Jennifer Aniston is no exception to this rule, so consider this the starting point of this year’s holiday bikini onslaught. For real, start thinking about stuff you have in the office to hide an erection with, because tomorrow shit’s going to pop off. While you’re eyeballing your cube-mate’s three-ring binder, be sure to note that Jen was in Mexico on Christmas Eve where it was apparently still chilly enough for frippage. I honestly don’t understand what’s going on with those things, so I’m just going to assume they’re Brad Pitt‘s testicles. And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you get Fish sexually aroused by Jennifer Aniston. I’M THE WINNER!

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    rubbydubby
    Commented on this photo:

    I still do not understand why anyone pays attention to this women. Not a great actress, just about all her stupid movies tanked, and not that great looking, I see better looking 40 plus year olds at the grocery store and gym.

  2. Abner

    Them sagging jugs need an infant, or D-List hollywood star suckling them

  3. Schmidtler

    So, normal people wear normal clothes & stay home for Christmas, rich hollywood folks wear bikinis and go to Hawaii for Christmas – wtf does Bill Gates do for Christmas, fly to the moon pantsless? Damn, I wish I was Bill Gates.

  4. Moo Cow Hunter

    There is a pornstar who looks similar to her. She should take a hint from that and finally do something that benefits mankind.

  5. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s nice, Jen. Keep it airy. Hey Miguel – bring that appletini this way, beautiful.”

  6. Brit

    It may be 90F in Mexico, but even her left nipple thinks she’s a cold bitch.

  7. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure he works very very hard for that lifestyle.

  8. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a woMAN, not a woMEN. In the English language some things are singular and some are plural. For example: “children” is plural while “dumbfuck” is singular.

  9. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that book she’s reading is explaining PAP smears…

  10. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
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    How do these paparazzi guys get these angles? Are they hanging from sky-hooks or something?

    • Uncurious George

      If you saw the full size photos, you would quickly realize they were taken by an orbiting satellite.

  11. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks average but her gay beau is looking MIGHTY fine

  12. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Uncurious George
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do her. Repeatedly.

  13. Jennifer Aniston Bikini Justin Theroux Sunbathing
    Fappuccino
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn that’s some heavy flow.

  14. kery

    she has a nice bodyyyyyyyyy i wish i had her body !!

  15. CC

    Outside the U.S. NOBODY knows who this woman is. She’s simply the Brad Pitt’s ex.

    Is the Queen of Futility

  16. Dawne

    This old fameho should give it a rest. Meh, already. Talk about a purpose driven life…………no wonder Brad beat it outa Dodge……….she takes up way more oxygen than she deserves …her hour is ovah. She can’t act. Why do we have her fugness shoved down our throats………where’s her dying mother………..she’s a soul less narcissist………Her bought and paid for boy toy she stole from a 14 year relationship………and she has been playing the victim card for eight years……..riding Brad’s fame….hypocritical bish. If I had a couple million I hope to god I’d look better than that……….she’s gettin’ the middle aged spread…………time for a one piece……

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