Jennifer Aniston Is Rich, Therefore Bikini-Clad For Christmas
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It’s a rich tradition amongst the wealthy and the soulless, heavenly-bodied models who exchange sex with them for a life of luxury to jet off to a tropical locale for Christmas. Fortunately for black-hearted, granny fetish perverts like myself us, Jennifer Aniston is no exception to this rule, so consider this the starting point of this year’s holiday bikini onslaught. For real, start thinking about stuff you have in the office to hide an erection with, because tomorrow shit’s going to pop off. While you’re eyeballing your cube-mate’s three-ring binder, be sure to note that Jen was in Mexico on Christmas Eve where it was apparently still chilly enough for frippage. I honestly don’t understand what’s going on with those things, so I’m just going to assume they’re Brad Pitt’s testicles. And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you get Fish sexually aroused by Jennifer Aniston. I’M THE WINNER!