Fun Fact: I heard if those things ever go down, it means the polar ice caps melted and we’re doomed as a species. (Read: Al Gore leaves me fucked up voicemails at 3 a.m.)
Watched Wanderlust recently on blu-ray. The HD does not treat her as kindly as it once did. Definitely a lot more wear on those tires than in Office Space.
Don’t get me wrong, still hot for her age. But starting to move towards that point where sexy turns into creepy (Janice Dickinson, I’m looking in your direction).
“Don’t get me wrong, still hot for her age”
Yes she does show skin, a lot, and nipples, but what good are they when your face looks like Dustin Hoffman’s tootsie. I always assume those saying she’s hot, are her legion of gay hairdressers or women who are unfortunate enough to look just like her facially.
I’d still tweak her mercilessly.
You like the smell of burnt rubber then?
She looks .. older, like my aunt almost! o.o
she looks old.
Why is she taking hair styling tips from Hillary Clinton?
She looks so bad.. Trying to hard with a young wardrobe and an old hairstyle with too much technology trying to hold that age back. And, wear a bra you moron.
I think she is wearing a bra. Multiple layers cannot contain the Aniston Nipples of Steel™.
Def wearing a sturdy bra.
Do research to see if the twins were standing at attention like this all day in front of cameras. If so you can bet that she was wearing a set of those little fake nipples….Jen knows how to tease the paps.
You have me confused with Bra Monkey. I am Shoe Monkey. Ask McBeef. He can be your Bra Monkey. Hell, he’d probably do it anyway.
saggy boobs + bra = good idea
perky aniston boobs + bra = heresy
She is wearing a bra, she’s wearing the sheer kind though to show nippelage which she’s hoping will detract from that barry manilow face of hers, and the fact that she’s playing a mom to a 25 yr old in this movie. Bish has gone overboard. Desperate is her middle name. She changes out of the middleaged warddrobe, and into a wifebeater with big ol eraser nips at attention, in the hopes the grandma casting doesn’t ruin her aging malibu barbie rep.. It’s not working, unless Barry Manilow with tits gets you hot.
By these pics, I guess fripples means “frumpy nipples”.
Oh, she is one ice cube that will never melt. If I were her, I would be more worried about her imminent jowel collapse.
She had a nice run but now she is just a hairnet away from being the “hot” cafeteria lady. The manager at Denny’s would likely call it close enough if she went for the senior discount.
Time to admit you’re old enough to be a grandma — We all get old, if we live long enough.
What’s “old enough to be a grandma” these days, anyway? After Teen Mom, can “Grandma Under 30″ be far behind?
(If someone from MTV/Discovery Networks/etc. just read this and decided to package it as an actual show, fuck you. Or at least give me royalties.)
Well, she’s aging.
That has to be the makeup she’s in for the movie. Or a really weird expression on her face. My God, she looks like Alfred E. Neuman in these pics!
Nope, that’s her face. In fact, she looks a little better than she used to in the face, which isn’t saying much. But after 4 nose jobs, a jaw realignment, chin shaving and hairline reconstruction you should start to see at least minimal results. She’s just been an excellent good face camouflager/deflector over the years (think cousin IT on the addams Family), mainly from that long hair curtain that would rival and afghan dog’s…thus all you see is her tan (fake), blonde hair (also fake) covering her face, and her body by pilates, and male hormone injection supposedly — most people just don’t bother to look up.
Well, thank you for that, Diss. Consider me officially set straight. Now tell us, is it just me or do you have entirely too much time on your hands to be this knowledgeable about Jennifer Aniston’s plastic surgeries?
oh angelina you’ve finally learned to use the internet.
Or Elmer J. Fudd. Your pick.
Nice…i mean really it’s Nice
Not seen: Kevin Clash with his arm up her ass.
I would still have fun doing her
Great rack but she is getting a manly face . (old)
I’ve noticed there’s a thing with these women who for some time look “good” for their age that at one point who just cant stop time from taking its toll and when it hits, it hits HARD!!!
Except Aniston’s never been a beauty and most people with working eyeballs know that…so why are some people so surprised – she wasn’t even the prettiest chick on Friends, she came in third. lol.
What the fuck did Jennifer Aniston ever do to you? You’re way too vociferous in your dislike of her and way too prolific in your hate-prose. Are you an actress who lost a roll to her or maybe a guy who asked her out and upon whom she took a dump?
I don’t remember her tits being that small. Face is beat. Now we know why she never wears her hair up or has a short haircut.
She looks like an old sea hag. She should just cut her tits off.
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