Here’s Jennifer Aniston receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday so just assume they’re handing these things out to people who are 90% famous for getting epically dumped by Brad Pitt now because it sure as shit can’t be for her memorable film roles. (Case in point: What was her character’s name in The Bounty Hunter? And “Jennifer Aniston” doesn’t count.) And if you’re wondering where Gwyneth Paltrow‘s is then, she demanded it be hand-chiseled from ancient stone kissed by the Christ-child himself and fires lasers at the poor. “Fine. Just people who eat canned cheese then. God.”
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you have to buy your own star…and i would eat her ass.
Congratulations is certainly in order but we all saw this coming.
Jennifer has continued to rise to a level of fame that no other Friends star has been before. She played the main character that kept millions of viewers glued to their screens every Thursday night, making Friends the most watched and loved sitcom for NBC.
A star may have been born on Hollywood but the true star was born long ago. All the best, Jennifer.
Randal
always good to read you, Randal! You’re becoming a legend!
Is that the face she makes when it’s her turn to give a blowjob?
LOL! I think that’s the “It’s about TIME I got one of these” look.
her name was Nicole. I just remember because it’s my name and I liked hearing Gerard Butler say it.
HMMMM, big deal pretty much any looser can get a star there. She should better work on getting some serious acting recognition,
Er, “loser”?
Yeah, loser, sorry.
Great job Jen. She’s a good actress. She deserves it.
She’s still not going to fuck you, you know.
LOL !!!!!!
The woman can’t act her way out of a paper bag, for God’s sake. Whatever.
she’s good enough for tv. not good enough for film. but whatever, it’s a star on hollywood. not an oscar.
She plays herself; that’s it.
Yes exactly she is the same in every role and every interview and only the duds who worshiped Friends think she is great
True, true and true. She did dump Chelsea Handler as a faux BFF, so yay for that.
Someone’s penis just dethawed!
Crap, I meant someone’s penis just thawed! Stupid sexy lack of delete button.
Her Nipples should have received this award 10 years ago. Love me some J.A.
Well, to be fair, it is called the Walk of FAME.
Not the walk of talent, originality, or groundbreaking creativity.
And, judging by the amount of times she’s graced the cover of People, The National Enquirer, etc. she is “FAMOUS”.
Still, tarnishes a few of the other stars, no?
That said, the cast from ‘Jersey Shore’ will get individual stars too, right ??
That hair ages her by 15 years. Cut off 6-8 inches of the length and even out the over-processed highlights and she can get 10 years back. Soften it, Jen. You’re not that swedish muppet.
ie., Janice (not the chef, ha!)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q8CcARs49Mo/TrivpWECsII/AAAAAAAAIa0/UCc3ZQLm3A0/s1600/Janice.jpg
Great link, totally Jen with John Mayers guitar. LOL
not buying this relationship. they’re trying really hard to make this guy happen.
She deserves a star, she has one of the biggest tv series ever and her movies make a crapton of money whether they are good or not. If you are going to throw outrage, throw outrage that the shittiest actor in the history of movies Jonah Hill is nominated for an Oscar. The whole Apatow Jew Crew is out of control now and has basically outed the Oscars as a pile of shit.
Hey, not fair. Apatow always makes sure to include at least one token gentile on the set at all times.
“The whole Apatow Jew crew…”
C’mon, El Jefe.
You’ve written some funny and clever posts/comments before.
Is this really your view???
Absolutely, I don’t have problems with Jews or most Jews in Hollywood, but Judd Apatow and his shitstain crew are completely undeserving of their success and lots of good actors are pushed aside to give these guys roles and it is bullshit.
It all culminated when they had the balls to give Jonah Hill an Oscar nomination. I could easily put together a list of at least 20 to 30 actors who deserved an Oscar nomination before this guy and I am sure most of us on here could also.
And they finally pissed me off when they ruined 21 Jumpstreet by putting that fat turd in it and that other piece of garbage personality of a block of wood “actor” Channing Tatum who must give amazing blow jobs because there is no way someone as untalented as he is should have even made it past an audition.
everyone knows the shittiest actor in the history of movies is Nicolas Cage.
Big fucking deal. Anyone can get a star they just have to apply and pay for it; except for reality shitheads. It’s just another “look at me” gathering.
I’m still waiting for someone to start the “Hollywood Cock of Fame” – maybe in Van Nuys.
Later that afternoon, Angelina Jolie brought a crowbar and stole Jennifer’s star. She was overheard telling passersby that Jennifer should “just get over it”.
the walk of fame is a sham anyway, it’s all a publicity stunt. That being said she’s more deserving than some of the folks they have on the walk, for example The Olsen Twins, Steve Guttenberg, and Pee Wee Herman.
Leave Pee Wee alone.
hey, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck have one. They really should have put Jen in the middle of those two.
So damned gorgeous. Gets better looking every year
Hey, she’s had memorable roles! She was in Office Space…I think…
She was in that, right?
Good movie! And yes. Her *pieces of flare* were her best attributes.
Congratulations Leatherface
Haha! She made him wear a ring with his own name on it.
I think they got their rings mixed up this morning.
And still nothing for Ross….
Dear Lord, why can’t this attention-starved, untalented, publicity-seeking, lumberjack-jawed, man-chinned, desperately lonely, profoundly uninteresting, skanky little middle-aged nobody just GO AWAY?!?
LOL
man she rocked it in Horrible Bosses
So now they’re just givin’ them away, hmm? Like the Nobel Peace Prize. Very sad.
There are stars for fictional characters as well (Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Winnie-the-Pooh, to name a few), so it’s not like Jennifer Aniston, you know, being a person and all, is the craziest name to ever get a star.
I should add that this is not an endorsement for Jennifer Aniston or her star. I do not like her acting or her public persona; I’m just saying that if fictional characters can have stars, then it’s not all that unreasonable for Aniston to get one – even if she does play just one character: Rachel from “Friends”… a.k.a Jennifer Aniston.
Her star is right between Angeline and Bonzo.
So we’re all on the same page here, I “liked” this because of the assessment, not Blandiston getting a star. I bet zombie Bette Davis and zombie Lucille Ball are planning a drunken murder right about now.
Angelina – ’nuff said.
Oh, Jen Anniston, you are a star! What will your next Hollywood gift to the masses be, a romantic comedy, or a comedy with romantic overtones? Can’t wait to find out, so I can avoid the theater like it was a hive of HIV+ hornets.
That’s the position, had she used it more frequently, that would have saved her marriage.
……………so the place is ABANDONED for good now.
Should have licked it.
Good for Jennifer she deserves it. She has been very sucessful and worked hard for many years. About time. Her movies make alot of money. People love her. So the jealous and vindictive people on this site need to chill out.
You post on gossip sites jen??
So that’s how Aniston remembers his name . . .
anyone can get one with 5 years in the practice and 30000 bucks. She knew it was coming because you have to approve it at least four weeks ahead of time. Julia Roberts and George Clooney turned it down because they said it’s a fake award, bought by wannabe stars.
amazing how many don’t know how these supposed honors work for the famous. Some are true and earned, many are not, as in this case. Used to be an honor, not so since Julia broke the truth about it.
I don’t feel like she really deserves it yet I am happy for her
LOVE Jennifer and LOVE Justin. Congrats to her.
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so lumberjacked jaw and jay leno chin bought her walk of fame star just the way she bought her ‘mens health magazine’ award for sexiest woman of all time.lol lol lol ha ha haThat is the rumor that is going around.