Jennifer Aniston Got A Star On The Hollywood
Walk Of Fame

Here’s Jennifer Aniston receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday so just assume they’re handing these things out to people who are 90% famous for getting epically dumped by Brad Pitt now because it sure as shit can’t be for her memorable film roles. (Case in point: What was her character’s name in The Bounty Hunter? And “Jennifer Aniston” doesn’t count.) And if you’re wondering where Gwyneth Paltrow’s is then, she demanded it be hand-chiseled from ancient stone kissed by the Christ-child himself and fires lasers at the poor. “Fine. Just people who eat canned cheese then. God.

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