Jennifer Aniston Got A Star On The Hollywood
Walk Of Fame

February 23rd, 2012 // 67 Comments

Here’s Jennifer Aniston receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday so just assume they’re handing these things out to people who are 90% famous for getting epically dumped by Brad Pitt now because it sure as shit can’t be for her memorable film roles. (Case in point: What was her character’s name in The Bounty Hunter? And “Jennifer Aniston” doesn’t count.) And if you’re wondering where Gwyneth Paltrow‘s is then, she demanded it be hand-chiseled from ancient stone kissed by the Christ-child himself and fires lasers at the poor. “Fine. Just people who eat canned cheese then. God.

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  1. Randolph Duke

    you have to buy your own star…and i would eat her ass.

    • Randal

      Congratulations is certainly in order but we all saw this coming.

      Jennifer has continued to rise to a level of fame that no other Friends star has been before. She played the main character that kept millions of viewers glued to their screens every Thursday night, making Friends the most watched and loved sitcom for NBC.

      A star may have been born on Hollywood but the true star was born long ago. All the best, Jennifer.

      Randal

  2. Deacon Jones

    Is that the face she makes when it’s her turn to give a blowjob?

  3. Nicole

    her name was Nicole. I just remember because it’s my name and I liked hearing Gerard Butler say it.

  4. KV

    HMMMM, big deal pretty much any looser can get a star there. She should better work on getting some serious acting recognition,

  5. Foreskin

    Great job Jen. She’s a good actress. She deserves it.

  6. Jack Ketch

    The woman can’t act her way out of a paper bag, for God’s sake. Whatever.

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    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s penis just dethawed!

  8. Jennifer Aniston Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Crap, I meant someone’s penis just thawed! Stupid sexy lack of delete button.

  9. Larry Adair

    Her Nipples should have received this award 10 years ago. Love me some J.A.

  10. ReaderLeafer

    Well, to be fair, it is called the Walk of FAME.
    Not the walk of talent, originality, or groundbreaking creativity.
    And, judging by the amount of times she’s graced the cover of People, The National Enquirer, etc. she is “FAMOUS”.
    Still, tarnishes a few of the other stars, no?

  11. anonymoose

    That hair ages her by 15 years. Cut off 6-8 inches of the length and even out the over-processed highlights and she can get 10 years back. Soften it, Jen. You’re not that swedish muppet.

  12. Jennifer Aniston Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    V
    Commented on this photo:

    not buying this relationship. they’re trying really hard to make this guy happen.

  13. El Jefe

    She deserves a star, she has one of the biggest tv series ever and her movies make a crapton of money whether they are good or not. If you are going to throw outrage, throw outrage that the shittiest actor in the history of movies Jonah Hill is nominated for an Oscar. The whole Apatow Jew Crew is out of control now and has basically outed the Oscars as a pile of shit.

    • EricLr

      Hey, not fair. Apatow always makes sure to include at least one token gentile on the set at all times.

    • Johnny P!

      “The whole Apatow Jew crew…”
      C’mon, El Jefe.
      You’ve written some funny and clever posts/comments before.
      Is this really your view???

      • El Jefe

        Absolutely, I don’t have problems with Jews or most Jews in Hollywood, but Judd Apatow and his shitstain crew are completely undeserving of their success and lots of good actors are pushed aside to give these guys roles and it is bullshit.

        It all culminated when they had the balls to give Jonah Hill an Oscar nomination. I could easily put together a list of at least 20 to 30 actors who deserved an Oscar nomination before this guy and I am sure most of us on here could also.

        And they finally pissed me off when they ruined 21 Jumpstreet by putting that fat turd in it and that other piece of garbage personality of a block of wood “actor” Channing Tatum who must give amazing blow jobs because there is no way someone as untalented as he is should have even made it past an audition.

    • mrsmass

      everyone knows the shittiest actor in the history of movies is Nicolas Cage.

  14. Big fucking deal. Anyone can get a star they just have to apply and pay for it; except for reality shitheads. It’s just another “look at me” gathering.

  15. I’m still waiting for someone to start the “Hollywood Cock of Fame” – maybe in Van Nuys.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Later that afternoon, Angelina Jolie brought a crowbar and stole Jennifer’s star. She was overheard telling passersby that Jennifer should “just get over it”.

  17. KIMM

    the walk of fame is a sham anyway, it’s all a publicity stunt. That being said she’s more deserving than some of the folks they have on the walk, for example The Olsen Twins, Steve Guttenberg, and Pee Wee Herman.

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    Beef Weiners
    Commented on this photo:

    So damned gorgeous. Gets better looking every year

  19. EricLr

    Hey, she’s had memorable roles! She was in Office Space…I think…

    She was in that, right?

  20. drunk again

    Congratulations Leatherface

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    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha! She made him wear a ring with his own name on it.

  22. Jennifer Aniston Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    I think they got their rings mixed up this morning.

  23. And still nothing for Ross….

  24. Dear Lord, why can’t this attention-starved, untalented, publicity-seeking, lumberjack-jawed, man-chinned, desperately lonely, profoundly uninteresting, skanky little middle-aged nobody just GO AWAY?!?

  25. daisy

    man she rocked it in Horrible Bosses

  26. Sliver

    So now they’re just givin’ them away, hmm? Like the Nobel Peace Prize. Very sad.

    • Trek Girl

      There are stars for fictional characters as well (Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Winnie-the-Pooh, to name a few), so it’s not like Jennifer Aniston, you know, being a person and all, is the craziest name to ever get a star.

      • Trek Girl

        I should add that this is not an endorsement for Jennifer Aniston or her star. I do not like her acting or her public persona; I’m just saying that if fictional characters can have stars, then it’s not all that unreasonable for Aniston to get one – even if she does play just one character: Rachel from “Friends”… a.k.a Jennifer Aniston.

  27. oldfool

    Her star is right between Angeline and Bonzo.

  28. SonicAlligator

    So we’re all on the same page here, I “liked” this because of the assessment, not Blandiston getting a star. I bet zombie Bette Davis and zombie Lucille Ball are planning a drunken murder right about now.

  29. Veronica

    Angelina – ’nuff said.

  30. Jonas Grumby

    Oh, Jen Anniston, you are a star! What will your next Hollywood gift to the masses be, a romantic comedy, or a comedy with romantic overtones? Can’t wait to find out, so I can avoid the theater like it was a hive of HIV+ hornets.

  31. Jennifer Aniston Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the position, had she used it more frequently, that would have saved her marriage.

  32. forrest

    ……………so the place is ABANDONED for good now.

  33. Jennifer Aniston Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    One chance
    Commented on this photo:

    Should have licked it.

  34. a

    Good for Jennifer she deserves it. She has been very sucessful and worked hard for many years. About time. Her movies make alot of money. People love her. So the jealous and vindictive people on this site need to chill out.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s how Aniston remembers his name . . .

  36. micha

    anyone can get one with 5 years in the practice and 30000 bucks. She knew it was coming because you have to approve it at least four weeks ahead of time. Julia Roberts and George Clooney turned it down because they said it’s a fake award, bought by wannabe stars.

  37. micha

    amazing how many don’t know how these supposed honors work for the famous. Some are true and earned, many are not, as in this case. Used to be an honor, not so since Julia broke the truth about it.

  38. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t feel like she really deserves it yet I am happy for her

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    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    LOVE Jennifer and LOVE Justin. Congrats to her.

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  42. aYA JEBT

    so lumberjacked jaw and jay leno chin bought her walk of fame star just the way she bought her ‘mens health magazine’ award for sexiest woman of all time.lol lol lol ha ha haThat is the rumor that is going around.

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