Jenna Jameson fancies herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Frankly, I’m surprised they’re not twin sisters. Who knew? Anyway, Jenna, who is way younger than her face and duck lips suggest, is ready to become a walking baby factory, according to Us Magazine:
“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!” Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim’s Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps! We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!”
Baby #1: Mommy, where did all your money come from?
Jenna Jameson: DAMMIT, CALL ME ANGELINA! Tito, your kid’s acting up again.
Tito Ortiz: Tito punch!
Oh yeah, this’ll go well.
Photos: Splash News
Dilawar from Bangalore | May 23, 2008 at 1:29 pm
the blonde, very pretty, the eyes, I say very scary
DJ | May 23, 2008 at 1:35 pm
QUACK QUACK QUACK
Positively Duckface | May 23, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Ah, duck face is back. Anyone have any stale bread to throw at her?
Lord Of Bacon | May 23, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I love women who are famous for thier abilty to be sodomized on camera.
Toon | May 23, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I think it would be interesting being her kid. Eighth grade would be a real treat.
Goblinkatie | May 23, 2008 at 1:47 pm
What the hell is going on with her eye makeup?
p911gt10c | May 23, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Who’s worse; Jenna for fucking her face up and looking like a duck or Tito for fucking said duck?
nipolian | May 23, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Good luck trying to get Tito to father your babies………it’s a well documented fact that he has blown every fag from Venice Beach to Costa Mesa.
Shecky Vegas | May 23, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I met this porn broad after a show I did at Ceasar’s. I had too many scotches, tripped, and my face bumped into her breast. I asked if her heart was as big as her bosoms, would she forgive me? Jenna answered, if your schmeckle is as long as your nose, I’m in room 515. Zing!!
Sport | May 23, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Cleopatra?
Dudan | May 23, 2008 at 2:03 pm
hot woman
Barak Obama | May 23, 2008 at 2:05 pm
It will be the easiest birth ever. When the little squirt is ready, he will just fall out of her gaping vagina. You know, from being double stuffed on camera so many times.
p.s. Vote Democrat if you want your taxes raised!
cuifw | May 23, 2008 at 2:06 pm
She’s starting to look normal again.
Too bad about the make-up.
Forrest Fordutreese | May 23, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Why is she wearing a big safety pin on her dress?
Anonymous | May 23, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I tried to come up with something witty to say about that eye makeup…..but I got nothin’……….
John McCain | May 23, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I wonder if she has beef curtains? Would go great with au jus.
Lipper | May 23, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Thats her “nipple” ring, the dumb ass put it on AFTER she got dressed.
Hard to believe she is 34, she looks more like 44. Ruined her face, way too young to have had plastic surgery.
Jumpin_J | May 23, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#13. STFU you moron. Would you like it if I said “Vote for Mc Cain if you like a flip-flopping hostile old man who wants us in an ilegal war killing more Americans”? Didn’t think so. So keep it relevant to annoying starlets or go listen to Rush (the band, not the comedian).
youpeopleareswine | May 23, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I don’t think she can even get pregnant, she must have surely built up some kind of immunity to sperm after all that she’s had shot all over her. IF by some miracle she has a kid, he’s gonna be able to walk out of there standing up.
veggi | May 23, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I think I just fell in love with Jumpin J..
http://www.funderoos.com | May 23, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I’m going to vote for Obama just to piss off #13
Barak Obama | May 23, 2008 at 2:20 pm
What’s wrong #19, did your wife leave you for a real man while you were blowing your boyfriend? I am Barak Obama, the new black messiah! Kneel at my feet because I can do no wrong!
I love white women, even the ones with crazy eye makeup! Relevent enough?
Evil Eye | May 23, 2008 at 2:24 pm
She looks absolutely rediculous.
ding dong | May 23, 2008 at 2:26 pm
34?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jebus. I’d believe it if it said she was 48. Holy shiz. Too many times too many dudes too many stitches. YIKES.
PostmortemG | May 23, 2008 at 2:32 pm
“I met this porn broad after a show I did at Ceasar’s. I had too many scotches, tripped, and my face bumped into her breast. I asked if her heart was as big as her bosoms, would she forgive me? Jenna answered, if your schmeckle is as long as your nose, I’m in room 515. Zing!!”
Ew. So your peepee is now ridden with an army of STDs, right?
fygu | May 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Neither Jenna Jameson nor Paris Hilton should become mothers. That is all.
kc | May 23, 2008 at 2:44 pm
it looks like she stuck scary eye stickers on where her eyes should be – does anyone else see that?
BunnyButt | May 23, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Nice to see Jenna going for a more natural look.
Jumpin_J | May 23, 2008 at 2:46 pm
#13 / #23: No, yo’ mama did. Guess that makes a better man than you, racist idiot. Come out of your basement when your done wacking off. It’s a very nice day.
JJ | May 23, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Someone should tell her that she can’t get pregnant swallowing jiz on camera.
Auntie Kryst | May 23, 2008 at 3:22 pm
The good news is she will not be lacking in audio/visual materials once her kids first ask where babies come from..
ToTellTheTruth | May 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm
The hell she does…Angelina doesn’t have “1 billion men” dick breath…
Pepper | May 23, 2008 at 3:43 pm
that is the most retarded eye makeup i’ve ever seen…….it makes her eyes look too close and crossed.
Frank | May 23, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I’m glad women have pioneers like Angelina to follow, or else they wouldn’t know that they’re supposed to have babies.
Famous Plastic | May 23, 2008 at 3:45 pm
What’s up with the circus makeup? She looks ridiculous.
Corkscrew | May 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Too bad she’s taken so many up the ass..and everywhere else. Quack, quack, oink oink.. She really was hot in her early days. I have her first porno–she was 18, had normal tits, was wet and delicious…..
MOZA MOZA | May 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Poor Thing …….
Martyr | May 23, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Looks like she taking makup leasons from Amy Winehouse, but OH the lips dem lips have touched!!!
Donkey Punch | May 23, 2008 at 5:17 pm
This ho bag is only 34 years old!?!?! That cannot be true … it’s like when Latino baseball players say they’re 28 and then turn out to have been dead for seven years.
If she’s 34, that means her vagina is at least 409.
Igottabemeeee | May 23, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Her vag NEEDS some 409
budumpum
Tito Santana | May 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm
“This is your brain on AIDS. Get the picture?”
Disgusting, worthless piece of trash. Crawl back into your hole for where you came.
Lexoka | May 23, 2008 at 7:38 pm
She’s 34?!
I thought she was at least 45… Now what’s really scary is when I try to imagine what she will look like when she’s actually 45.
k | May 23, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Apparently her make-up artist hates her.
snarky | May 23, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Yeh, I’m sure Angelina would be so flattered for the comparison, ha. The only way she’s following in Angelina’s footsteps is with the veiny, ropey arms; blech
weirdo | May 23, 2008 at 11:30 pm
What’s up with all the whory eye makeup? Oh that’s right she’s a WHORE, so it must look alright!
gerard Vandenberg | May 24, 2008 at 12:37 am
Although she “MISSES” a few items!!
EuroNeckPain | May 24, 2008 at 2:20 am
I hope she is not going to set a trend.
I would hate to see people around me with alien eyes like that.
justtheobvoius | May 24, 2008 at 10:00 am
what’s with the retarded eye make up? I never saw Angelina wear that. Stupid slut.
littlez | May 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
oh jesus H christ, what the heck is she wearing on her face to make it look worse than it already is.!? Most ppl wear make up to make themselves look NICER, not the other way. She looks terrible now
Lucy | May 24, 2008 at 7:40 pm
what the fuck was she thinking when she put on that make-up???