Jenna Jameson pulls two guys out of her

March 17th, 2009 // 42 Comments

Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys Monday morning, according to Us Magazine:

“They’re in very good health,” her rep tells Us.
“She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. “She’s very excited to be a mom.”

Early reports say both babies were able to walk right out of the birth canal standing straight up. Doctors proclaimed it a miracle until Peter North backed his Mercedes out and drove to Starbucks. So that’s where he’s been….

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  1. Jeezy

    Peter North is alive and well! Yay!

  2. It's Me Fuckers

    I’d like to have a dollar for every load she has had pumped on or in her. Also a dollar for every load she has caused. I wonder if her sons will be beating off to her porn when they are teens.

  3. Sid

    moist cunt flaps

  4. Sid

    moist cunt flaps

  5. Bob

    I think she’s great, I liked her porn, that’s a job why trash her because she’s doing other stuff with her life? Does your job define you? and no would you beat off to your mum.. wtf grow up

  6. Scdo

    Porn babies. 2 happy, healthy children of the porn.

  7. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    Those kids will be so proud of her when they grow up.. in the porn business.

  8. Well, We can rest assure she had the easiest delivery ever….

  9. Richard McBeef

    I used to beat the shit out of my cock to her during my teen years, back before she looked like duck.

    Peter North puts us all to shame.

  10. Jrz

    Urge…to make…triple-team-Mommy night joke…..overwhelming….

  11. James

    wow she looks pretty good pregnant. No more evil duck-faced-robot-cheek-implant-monster.
    This gives me an idea! Since Jenna is very good at putting things in her vagina for money (no judgement, just fact. she is very good at what she does.) how about she ditch porn and become the first ever professional celebrity surrogate.

    That way actors can get pregnant without having to take time off from making crappy remakes, and Jenna can continue to look good. Win-win situation folks.

  12. It’s times like this when I feel like they should require permits to have children.

  13. Oliver234

    Is she !!! i saw her photos on a tall celeb site,seems named :” ____Tallmingle.com____ “,you know?

  14. mamamiasweetpeaches

    What? No weird “celebrity” baby names? My moneys on Koxx and Ballz!

  15. The story forgot to mention that both babies were injured during birth because they actually just fell out of her gaping v-jay!

  16. Jason William

    She is my favorite.
    But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ……….seekamillionaire com…………, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
    Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.

  17. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Really? She’s “lonely”? 5000 plus cocks and she’s “lonely”?
    Really, Spamalot?

  18. missywissy

    Hey, if Britney can have kids…..

  19. GuyHolly

    At least she has the “don’t date women like mommy” angle covered.

  20. LMAO Fish. Great comments. Peter North backed out his Mercedes…great stuff.

  21. By the way Bob @ #5, you’re right sir, I’m beating off to your mum

  22. whoa nelly

    The twins, named “Bukkake” and “Coitus Indiscriminatus” are doing fine.

  23. ToTellTheTruth

    Just another white trash whore…

  24. ToTellTheTruth

    Just another white trash whore…

  25. White Trash

    Fish you killed me !!!!!!!!!!!
    “Early reports say both babies were able to walk right out of the birth canal standing straight up”

    Ahhh Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaa!

  26. Adam

    Wow, I would hate to be those boys in school.

    I watched a porno of your mother the other day and read her book about all these guys she slept with.

    Poor kids.

  27. Jenny

    Wow- tough crowd here. Most of the children in Los Angeles are children of porn whores, the only difference is the titles: “actress”, “actor”, “singer” *coughbritneycough*, “producer”, and so on.

  28. ace of cakes

    There’s a reverse DP joke here somewhere but I don’t want to go looking for it.

  29. anony

    in the grand tradition of nicole richie, poor jenna looks way better pregnant. in fact her face almost kinda looks like it dad before she duckified it. i hope she keeps at least some of the weight on. it fills out her face and makes it look nice. srsly.

  30. Darth

    Countless gallons of semen later,yes it’s a twin!

  31. Sauron

    I’m disappointed! I expected at least a quintuplets!

  32. plop

    i bet they fell right out, no problem.

  33. Ummm...yeah...

    Poor babies…I feel for them when/if they make it to school. Mom’s a fucking walking cunt…they are in for some serious shit.

  34. JoeKerr

    Damn I feel sorry for her kids…they are gonna get fucked with really bad. fucking selfish bitch

  35. JayMan

    To #28:

    …Not the first time she’s had two guys pulled out of her at once…..

    Not terribly original..but fitting, none-the-less

  36. the big question here: WHO IS THE FATHER?
    (there are 1469304566 possibilities, folks)

  37. Lowlands

    Congrats!

  38. almost every day i need to read your Article. so good. Thanks for sharing those valuable information .

  39. I beat the shit out of my cock it during my years at the age of adolescence, and to return before that looks like a duck.

  40. I beat the shit out of my cock it during my years at the age of adolescence, and to return before that looks like a duck.

  41. She will become mom soon!

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