Jenna Jameson in a bikini

Here’s a post-pregnancy Jenna Jameson relaxing over the weekend with Tito Ortiz, and I can’t tell if these pics are hot or the most depressing thing I’ve seen in days. I mean, on the one hand it’s Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On the other hand is… surprisingly not my penis. Huh. Figured there’d be more of a reflex action, and I’m pretty sure if Jenna read this she’d burst into tears. Don’t blame yourself! (Completely.)