There Is No Jenna Jameson, Only Zuul

Here’s Jenna Jameson celebrating her birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and according to Wikipedia, she’s 38 which can’t be right because I’m almost positive I’ve seen cave drawings of this same exact woman blowing a mastodon before levitating back into a giant floating disk in the sky. Later, her kind would return to teach agriculture to early man but everyone was like, “Yeah, yeah, plants need water. Where’s the one who puts stuff in her mouth? Teach my wife that stuff.”

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