Channing Tatum’s Seed Is Strong

If you’re wondering why Jenna Dewan suddenly had breasts over the weekend – And, wait, where’d that stomach come from? Has she always had one of those? – it turns out Channing Tatum Step’d Up 2 The Vagina with his Magic Mike (I’ll go quietly resign now.) because she’s pregnant with their first child, according to People. Here I just assumed she wanted me to take her more seriously and got implants because, honestly, who gets pregnant anymore? Besides Jessica Simpson. That’s all she has left.

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