If you’re wondering why Jenna Dewan suddenly had breasts over the weekend – And, wait, where’d that stomach come from? Has she always had one of those? – it turns out Channing Tatum Step’d Up 2 The Vagina with his Magic Mike (I’ll go quietly resign now.) because she’s pregnant with their first child, according to People. Here I just assumed she wanted me to take her more seriously and got implants because, honestly, who gets pregnant anymore? Besides Jessica Simpson. That’s all she has left.
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She looks like a less slutty ‘Nessa Hudgens.
Who?
She can step up to my mic anytime.
She is very pretty and she seems like a very nice woman in interviews, but something about her mouth always makes me think that she’s part vampire.
Why the fuck is everyone looking at me? I didn’t do it! (Although I would have had she asked.)
Perhaps it’s just the dress, but she looks at least 3-4 months along, no?
isn’t that when you typically make a pregnancy public?
BOOO-RING
Jenna DeWho???????
That kid is going to have one hell of a manly chin…let’s hope it is a boy.