If you’re wondering why Jenna Dewan suddenly had breasts over the weekend – And, wait, where’d that stomach come from? Has she always had one of those? – it turns out Channing Tatum Step’d Up 2 The Vagina with his Magic Mike (I’ll go quietly resign now.) because she’s pregnant with their first child, according to People. Here I just assumed she wanted me to take her more seriously and got implants because, honestly, who gets pregnant anymore? Besides Jessica Simpson. That’s all she has left.
Channing Tatum’s Seed Is Strong
December 17th, 2012 // 10 Comments