It’s Jeff Goldblum’s 31-Year-Old Fiancee In A Bikini

The Superficial | July 16, 2014 - 1:10 pm

“Hey, everyone look at my new wife I found!”
“Thank you, sir, I was out there for weeks after falling from that boat. I’m so very hungry.”
“Isn’t she lovely?”
“Sir, please, I’m losing consciousness.”
“Wanna see me kiss her?!”

Yup, nailed it.

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