It’s Jeff Goldblum’s 31-Year-Old Fiancee In A Bikini

July 16th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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“Hey, everyone look at my new wife I found!”
“Thank you, sir, I was out there for weeks after falling from that boat. I’m so very hungry.”
“Isn’t she lovely?”
“Sir, please, I’m losing consciousness.”
“Wanna see me kiss her?!”

Yup, nailed it.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Good For You MR Goldblum

    • Congrats

      I second that, he seems like a nice guy. Congrats. Finding true love at any age is awesome. They both look like they love each other on an equal level.

  2. My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. But I do have a hot young fiance, so there’s that.

  3. If he had a recent hit movie, he’d have a 31 year old fiancée with bigger cans.

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    ME
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE IS SO FREAKING HOT!!

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    Jimmmy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not very attractive, so maybe marrying some old semi-rich actor isn’t a bad gig for her. Goes to nice parties,etc, Just has to put up with gray nutsacks and viagra waiting periods.

    • Jeff Goldblum is worth $40 million.

      Now, if that’s only semi-rich for you, Jimmy, well either you were raised with the biggest silver spoon up your ass or your monetary value system is completely fuck-up.

  6. buzz

    This guy definitely likes them young. I was envious a while back when he was dating Tania Raymonde. That chick was hot.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm…looks like a stage kiss to me.

  8. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Emilie, sweetheart, don’t panic. Your tits aren’t big enough to flop out of your top, and even if they did, you’re so flat-chested no one would even notice.”

  9. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jeff, sweetheart, don’t panic. Your dick isn’t big enough to flop out of your trunks, and even if it did, it’s so small no one would even notice…SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, ASSHOLE!”

  10. Wally's Beaver

    She’s got a tight body. Guess to balance the scales of Jeff’s Jurassic gut.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right–touch the Brundlefly’s proboscis. Yesss….”

  12. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can’t believe they’re closing the beach just because there is a Jew in the water…”

  13. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, look! Standing at that angle she almost casts a shadow.

  14. memoo

    Dude looks pretty fit for 61.

  15. If that body gets an A- list actor to sign up to give her half his money in 5 years, she must do some REALLY freaky stuff. Like butt stuff.

  16. Llama Hat

    There’s no way that broad is 31.

  17. Marketing Mike

    Jeff has been dating girls half his age for 30 years.
    Most of the time, they are “Extremely” attractive.
    Note: If you were saying you wouldn’t hit that,
    you’re probably lying.

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    Mellllzy
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s 61. I’d do him. He seems like a super strange guy. Probably a monster in the sack.

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    harsky & starch
    Commented on this photo:

    Good for Grandpa Oldblum! Not bad at all. Considering she’s probably scared to death of Wesley Snipes up on her wearing dark shades and leather. A little bit of sun and I’d put that yoga stretched body to the test. Of course me volunteering to bang her isn’t exactly high praise or anything.

  20. She was a Rhythmic Gymnast in the 2000 Olympics, her Facebook Page describes her as a Contortionist and Aerialist.

    Goldblum must be in incredible shape.

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    Cap'n Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Titless gold-digging whore.

    Whoops, that was just a sneeze. I am not sure how it came out that way.

  22. I’ve always had a weird crush on him. He doesn’t look half bad here.

  23. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is holding onto who for dear life here?

    Is it her, and her desire not to let her 40 million dollar catch get away from her and drown?

    Or is it him, and his desire not to let his ironing board get away from him before he’s managed to press his clothes that currently lay crumpled on the beach?

    • Bringbackbabalu

      Wow, are you trying to imply that she is ugly or homely, or she is not good enough because she doesn’t have big tits? I am not even following the logic of this idiotic post. I’d take the girl in good shape that takes care of herself 10/10 times over…well insert random big breasted #4 million. That is to even imply anything by the way a female looks. I guess everyone is just so jelly they can’t even make sense on here.
      So, I have no idea who she is but IMDB shows a picture of a super pretty lady, and I just read she is a professional dancer. So she is pretty, has an amazing body, and she is flexible…Jeff Goldblum is pretty fucking lucky, if 40m wasn’t already enough. Looks like they are having fun, and in love…so be jelly. Just change it to Imsojellyofcelebs.com

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        LOL – It would seem that you don’t actually know where you are. Sensitive Susans are the water to the Superficial’s oil. I suggest, Susan, that you find another site, one where your homilies in defense of frolicking lovers might actually be taken seriously for more than 2 seconds.

  25. Mumbler

    Damn liberal hippies. His boobs are bigger than hers. It defies the natural law!!!

  26. BSName

    Ok, so she was born the same year that “The Big Chill” was released. Jeff played a middle aged guy in that film.

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    yawn
    Commented on this photo:

    that guy on the right is ripped.

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    Stephen Harper
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    She-Emily-was a Canadian Olympic participant in the 80′s.

    Now she dances with various artists and I think she did some shows with Cirque du Soleil. She is a contortionist and and athlete as well as a dancer.

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