Aw, Jay Z’s Lonely In His Mansion And Other News

- Tatiana Maslany will be on Parks and Rec. Yessss. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shailene Woodley is our new Earth Mother Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Girls Are Working Out Hard For The Weekend [theCHIVE]

- Fergie no longer has two penises attached to her body. [tooFab]

- Mashing up The Dark Knight Rises and The Notebook surprisingly works. [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Biel’s ass is still amazing. [Popoholic]

- Scientology is still spying on Katie Holmes. [IDLYITW]

- Autumn Holley was born to wear lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Who the fuck gives Tara Reid free alcohol? [Celebslam]

- Jodie Marsh topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes really knows how to honor Martin Luther King, Jr. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kim Jong Un had his ex-girlfriend executed for making porn. No, really. [FilmDrunk]

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