Jason Statham kicked out of Playboy Mansion

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2008

Jason Statham got booted from the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. So, did he scissor kick Hugh Hefner? Or perhaps violate Mansion code by yelling “Holy shit, I didn’t know they were hookers, too!”? Nope, none of the above. Jason Statham refused to have his picture taken. Page Six reports:

The “Bank Job” star showed up to Hugh Hefner’s annual Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion dressed in a bathrobe, but when he refused to pose for pictures, a spy said, “he was escorted by five security guards off the property. It was rough.”

Now that’s something I can relate to: You don’t want to look too badass in a picture by having a bunch of hot chicks all over you. Sure, it’s nice to advertise you have the sexual prowess of a bazooka, but sometimes you just want people to know that “Hey, I’ve arm wrestled an elephant before.” But enough about me…