Jason Statham kicked out of Playboy Mansion

Jason Statham got booted from the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. So, did he scissor kick Hugh Hefner? Or perhaps violate Mansion code by yelling “Holy shit, I didn’t know they were hookers, too!”? Nope, none of the above. Jason Statham refused to have his picture taken. Page Six reports:

The “Bank Job” star showed up to Hugh Hefner’s annual Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion dressed in a bathrobe, but when he refused to pose for pictures, a spy said, “he was escorted by five security guards off the property. It was rough.”

Now that’s something I can relate to: You don’t want to look too badass in a picture by having a bunch of hot chicks all over you. Sure, it’s nice to advertise you have the sexual prowess of a bazooka, but sometimes you just want people to know that “Hey, I’ve arm wrestled an elephant before.” But enough about me…