Jasmine Waltz in a Bikini and Other News

December 7th, 2010 // 46 Comments

(For the first time in my life I want to be.. David Arquette? *head explodes*)

- Randy and Evi Quaid are writing a book now. This should be incredible/batshit. [Popeater]

- Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry broke up already. [Dlisted]

- Christian Bale is probably a lock for Best Supporting Actor. [Lainey Gossip]

- Irina Shayk is doing red carpets now. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anna Kournikova in short shorts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katy Perry is dead to me. In these photos. [Popoholic]

- Demi Lovato is about to get sued. [IDLYITW]

- Beyonce knows how to give a gift. [Bossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal should probably see this. [StarPulse]

- Cheryl Cole saves the day. [theCHIVE]

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  1. kristen

    firsteeez

  2. McFeely Smackup

    Dont’ know who she is.

    Oh wait…she’s that chick who got cheap fake boobs because her daddy didn’t love her enough (or too much).

    • Erin

      original.

    • Richard McBeef

      she’s just some sort of hanger on professional starfucker that thinks, perhaps rightly so, that she can fuck her way into some sort of celebridom.

    • anon

      McFeely Smackup you always come on this site and low rate women. You’re either a very ugly fat jealous bloated 3 toed sloth of a hag OR a very ugly fat jealous bloated 3 toed sloth of a GAY dude. Let’s see what YOU look like for a change. Post YOUR pics.

      • Richard McBeef

        isn’t low rating women pretty much the only reason this website exists?

      • Richard McBeef

        …but then again..I do that on a daily basis myself. Once women see how small my penis is, it automatically justifies my actions.

      • McFeely Smackup

        Actually, I like women very much. I’m not a fan of poorly done breast implants though…because I actually like how women look.

        However, I can tell that Anon is an angry obese woman just from her attitude, and I’m not attracted to that.

      • Richard McBeef

        …small penis…

        timeless.

    • minx

      Richard McBeef
      isn’t low rating women pretty much the only reason this website exists?

      Yes. Thank you.

      McFeely Smackup
      Actually, I like women very much. I’m not a fan of poorly done breast implants though…because I actually like how women look.

      I couldn’t have said it better.

  3. jojo

    FIRST BITCHES EEEYEAH!!!

  4. molly

    lol @ t-swift post
    at least she’s honest

  5. boing

    she has the upper body of a linebacker, w/ bolt on boobs.

    • Jammy

      More like the body of a mother of 3 who worked hard to get back in shape, and those boobs are horrendous.

  6. Not sure if want.

  7. thepinktaco

    Irina Schwinnggg!

  8. Minerva Smelibut

    I’d teach her to knit if you know what i mean

  9. What the hell happened to Rob Lowe?

  10. harry satchel

    Eh. Another photo set of a skank pretending to frolic while coincidentally striking poses…I don’t get it. Do the paps actually make money with this kind of crap??

  11. Jasmine Waltz Bikini
    KKAIT
    Commented on this photo:

    GREAT BODY

    • Ish KaBibble

      Yes, I suppose if you find a lean piece of grass-fed flank steak sexy, well then yes, GREAT BODY.

  12. Melissa

    This is what Megan Fox would look like if Megan Fox was actually a dude.

  13. rough nation

    I heard John Edwards is probing those pics instead of mourning…You heard it from here first. Too political?

  14. jojo

    She has that “can’t get Arquette sperm taste out of my mouth” look. Courtney had it up till a few weeks ago.

  15. burton

    Those are the UGLIEST implants, they look ick.

  16. Bolt-on Boob Farter

    bbbrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp

  17. Bob from a ranch in Kansas

    Who is this again? I’m going to take some pics of my girlfriend in a bikini and send those to the superficial. Maybe those will get posted too.

  18. Deb Maguire

    If you think her boobs look bad in those pics, wait til you see them when she takes her top off (I’m sure she’ll be sending some naked pics of herself to the superificial soon in her pathetic, endless efforts for self promotion).

    Hate this girl – she’s vile and LA’s queen slut.

    • Melissa

      Well, the awesome boobie-blocking Fish took down my link but she already has boobie shots all over the web sooo a quick google search and you can see her lovely sideplants for yourself.

  19. Joe

    Yuck jesus look at all that cellulite on her thighs and wow what a flat ass

  20. me

    ugly…

  21. minx

    Seriously? A bad boob job, a masculine midsection, and the face of an aging Megan Fox and you want to be David Arquette? Doesn’t take much, does it?

  22. Jasmine Waltz Bikini
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad implants though

  23. Blech

    Hey, Waltz? A little more tanning, and you may just be an extra on the Jersey Shore.

  24. Jasmine Waltz Bikini
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    She forgets where she puts them sometimes.

  25. Jasmine Waltz Bikini
    Icey6
    Commented on this photo:

    Oof. Bad implants! And personally I’m not a big fan of rock hard abs on women. She looks like she has a straight up and down waist with no curves (except the ones bolted to the top of her torso).

  26. Nancy

    Her implants frighten me.

  27. wim

    for 99.99 perent of american women this body isn’t realistic.

  28. Meh I’m not as harsh a critic as some of the gentlemen above. She’s alright looking, is in good shape, her fake boobs are not any worse than a lot of fake boobs out there, and her ass isn’t convex like Keshas. I would also argue that she’s not even close to being Hollywood’s Queen slut. She doesn’t have a slutty enough repertoire or resume yet. She might get there in due time, but she has a lot of cock and maybe some pussy to go before she reaches Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan levels.

  29. VB

    I think she is HOT!

  30. AliG

    Poor man’s Megan Fox who is poe man’s angelina jolie.

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