(For the first time in my life I want to be.. David Arquette? *head explodes*)
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firsteeez
Dont’ know who she is.
Oh wait…she’s that chick who got cheap fake boobs because her daddy didn’t love her enough (or too much).
original.
she’s just some sort of hanger on professional starfucker that thinks, perhaps rightly so, that she can fuck her way into some sort of celebridom.
Nah.
My theory is she’s Megan Fox’s blowjob double during auditions
McFeely Smackup you always come on this site and low rate women. You’re either a very ugly fat jealous bloated 3 toed sloth of a hag OR a very ugly fat jealous bloated 3 toed sloth of a GAY dude. Let’s see what YOU look like for a change. Post YOUR pics.
isn’t low rating women pretty much the only reason this website exists?
…but then again..I do that on a daily basis myself. Once women see how small my penis is, it automatically justifies my actions.
Actually, I like women very much. I’m not a fan of poorly done breast implants though…because I actually like how women look.
However, I can tell that Anon is an angry obese woman just from her attitude, and I’m not attracted to that.
…small penis…
timeless.
Richard McBeef
isn’t low rating women pretty much the only reason this website exists?
Yes. Thank you.
McFeely Smackup
Actually, I like women very much. I’m not a fan of poorly done breast implants though…because I actually like how women look.
I couldn’t have said it better.
FIRST BITCHES EEEYEAH!!!
Fraudulent jojo be gone.
lol @ t-swift post
at least she’s honest
she has the upper body of a linebacker, w/ bolt on boobs.
More like the body of a mother of 3 who worked hard to get back in shape, and those boobs are horrendous.
Not sure if want.
Irina Schwinnggg!
I’d teach her to knit if you know what i mean
Not sure what you mean? I would pump her fill of man juice!
What the hell happened to Rob Lowe?
Eh. Another photo set of a skank pretending to frolic while coincidentally striking poses…I don’t get it. Do the paps actually make money with this kind of crap??
GREAT BODY
Yes, I suppose if you find a lean piece of grass-fed flank steak sexy, well then yes, GREAT BODY.
This is what Megan Fox would look like if Megan Fox was actually a dude.
I heard John Edwards is probing those pics instead of mourning…You heard it from here first. Too political?
She has that “can’t get Arquette sperm taste out of my mouth” look. Courtney had it up till a few weeks ago.
Those are the UGLIEST implants, they look ick.
bbbrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp
Who is this again? I’m going to take some pics of my girlfriend in a bikini and send those to the superficial. Maybe those will get posted too.
If you think her boobs look bad in those pics, wait til you see them when she takes her top off (I’m sure she’ll be sending some naked pics of herself to the superificial soon in her pathetic, endless efforts for self promotion).
Hate this girl – she’s vile and LA’s queen slut.
Well, the awesome boobie-blocking Fish took down my link but she already has boobie shots all over the web sooo a quick google search and you can see her lovely sideplants for yourself.
Yuck jesus look at all that cellulite on her thighs and wow what a flat ass
ugly…
Seriously? A bad boob job, a masculine midsection, and the face of an aging Megan Fox and you want to be David Arquette? Doesn’t take much, does it?
Bad implants though
Hey, Waltz? A little more tanning, and you may just be an extra on the Jersey Shore.
She forgets where she puts them sometimes.
Oof. Bad implants! And personally I’m not a big fan of rock hard abs on women. She looks like she has a straight up and down waist with no curves (except the ones bolted to the top of her torso).
Her implants frighten me.
for 99.99 perent of american women this body isn’t realistic.
Well….most women don’t have shoulders like a linebacker, so….it is a bit unrealistic.
Meh I’m not as harsh a critic as some of the gentlemen above. She’s alright looking, is in good shape, her fake boobs are not any worse than a lot of fake boobs out there, and her ass isn’t convex like Keshas. I would also argue that she’s not even close to being Hollywood’s Queen slut. She doesn’t have a slutty enough repertoire or resume yet. She might get there in due time, but she has a lot of cock and maybe some pussy to go before she reaches Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan levels.
concave, dude, concave. this is where elementary school math comes in handy.
I think she is HOT!
Poor man’s Megan Fox who is poe man’s angelina jolie.