Jared Leto is the walking dead

March 13th, 2006 // 63 Comments

Jared Leto’s added pounds are for his upcoming role as Mark David Chapman (better known as The Man Who Shot John Lennon) in the film Chapter 27, which is fair enough. That’s justified, especially after George Clooney won Best Supporting Actor just for “allowing” himself to eat at McDonald’s for three months straight. The goth makeup, on the other hand, is his own unfortunate doing. This photo was shot during the 30 Seconds to Mars concert, and apparently he needed the makeup to “get in the mood.” Not sure in the mood for what, but I bet it involved a lot of dark poetry and maybe a goofy haircut. And emotions. Definitely lots of emotions.

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  1. WackyJacki

    Ahhhh my eyes!!

  2. Evangelia

    jared looks like the kind of priest that, were i an altar boy, i’d be a little frightened to be alone in church with.

    perhaps it’s the m.j. makeup.

  3. Evangelia

    who’s the fat chick with the piglet nose?

  4. Tetsuo

    @3: Jared Leto.

  5. I totally didn’t recognize him. He looks like Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day now.

  6. Becca

    Jared Leto who? Why the hell is he even making news!?

  7. gogoboots

    He looks like Kelly Osbourne, wow! And I used to think he was hot too…damn…

  8. Big Fig

    The zombie priest look is so ‘in’ this spring. It’s what all the cool kids are doing.

  9. Jewbacca

    FATTIES NEED LOVE TOO! I BET SHE GIVES GOOD HEAD…I HOPE.

  10. boobtube

    she has enormous breasts, but i get a queezy feeling her armpits smell like overaged cheese

  11. Evangelia

    lol #4. why didn’t i realize that?

  12. TaiTai

    He looks like that guy from Good Charlotte – meets – Father Guido Sarducci. And she looks like Britney Spears. Guess she sneaked out on KFed.

  13. MeganHarris

    I’m glad he’s finally dating in his own league now.

  14. Best pickup line to use on fat girls:

    You know, for a fat chick, you don’t sweat that much.

    Jared Leto uses it with amazing results.

  15. LOL poster # 9 – that is funny, hahahaha.

    Some chubby skull as it’s put. :-)

  16. Sex with the dead…yeah! Necrophilia! OMFG so hawt…

  17. bafongu

    Jared Leto? And we know about him because….?

  18. annadisaster

    Jared Leto was in Girl, Interrupted. That’s the only film I’ve noticed him in. And he gets to make out with Winona Ryder.
    And yeah – he looks like a twat in this photo.

  19. He wears Eyeliner all the time, he just put a bit more on in this picture. He should stick to what he’s good at….giving Lindsey Lohan Anal.

  20. veggi

    He was one of People mag. 50 most beautiful people in 1996………. wow!

  21. mamacita

    Oh, Jared. It’s so sad how far he’s fallen. He used to be so damn cute in My So-Called Life. Too bad he had to get all emo and deep on us.

  22. Jared Leto looks like a poor man’s Joel Madden. Or is Joel Madden a poor man’s Jared Leto?

    Ah, the wonders of the world never cease…

  23. playahater101

    LOL #3 & #4. You guys are too damn funny. These comments are all priceless today. Keep it up! You’re making me laugh so hard.

    Wasn’t he rumored to have been dating Lindsay Hohan? He must like being surrounded by pigs.

  24. playahater101

    #10 “she has enormous breasts, but i get a queezy feeling her armpits smell like overaged cheese”

    Gross!! That made me seriously gag.

  25. Swordman

    Jared Leto – Another happy participant in This year’s Bobbing for Bleach competition. Look at those damn eyes, I expect a bunch of albino mice to start crawling out of them at any instant.

  26. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    I’d do both of them. And by do them, I mean roundhouse kick them in the face. Then probably for real “do” them. I’m not sure, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

  27. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    I’d do both of them. And by do them, I mean roundhouse kick them in the face. Then probably for real “do” them. I’m not sure, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.

  28. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    sorry

  29. ESQ

    Well at least he did not dress up like a rabbi. We know this one is not a Jew. Oy Vey!

  30. ESQ

    Miss Piggy has made a comeback! OR perhaps Jared disguised himself to go out with the fattie, you know taken one home for the team.

  31. Grphdesi23

    He was never all that talented.

  32. lysistrata11

    I don’t really even know who this guy is or anything that he’s been in. Anyone wanna fill me in?

  33. WHo the hell is this guy?

  34. tits_on_snack

    Jared Leto. Fraaaaag. A friend of mine’s lame-ass sister had a baby and named it Jared after him. That was about ten years ago. Christ, has this guy been around that long?

  35. lomies

    I saw 30 Secs in concert and he is SHORT

  36. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    C’mon tits, he’s been acting like an angsty bitch since ’94 in My So Called Life (wah). I totally agree that is far to long.

  37. staticbumblebee

    Um, Jared Leto was Colin Farrell’s bitch in Alexander.

  38. gogoboots

    Jared’s next film is the third installment of The Adams Family, guess who he’s playin’?!

  39. Topaz Vamp

    The girl is a hybrid of Britney Spears and Courtney Love.

  40. that-dog-is-shifty-eyed

    Gomez’ anal wart?

  41. Maeve97

    Remember when Jared was Jordan Catalano and was so hot and dicked around Angela and couldn’t read? And he said smart things like “this day has been one long thing that makes no sense”? I mean, he was so enjoyable. Now…it’s sad, really. So sad that he was the guy that was too popular for Angela (Claire Danes) and now Claire Danes wouldn’t stoop to dating him.
    I might be getting my TV confused with reality again.

  42. gogoboots

    Maeve you’ve just confused reality and TV in the most funniest and enjoyable way possible!

  43. People frequently put on makeup when going to shows. Generally metal or hardcore. While at punk shows people generally spike their hair. There’s nothing worng with it. People have done it for decades.

  44. Bunseedsnobunseeds

    STAY PUFF.

  45. Angela

    What the hell is WRONG with you people?

    To the people who made comments 3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 36, 39, 44, I hope you all burn in hell.

    I don’t know what the hell possesses people to be so damn rude and say horrible things about people that they don’t know. Say what you want about Jared but leave my friend OUT of it.

    I can’t even post about a great time me and my friend had without it ending up on a stupid website and find out that they’re talking shit about her. You all need to grow up and get a life.

  46. xaputa

    Yeah, it sucks doesn’t it.

    Hoping that #3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 30, 36, 39, 44 (people that you don’t know, but might me fat!) burn in hell is very rude indeed. Even if they are fat.

  47. Tania

    Yuck, Jared is really starting to look like Marc Anthony. That is NOT a good thing. But Jared is only doing it for a movie…Marc Anthony is hideous for life!

    To #45 Angela: Tell your friend to call 1-800-94-JENNY.

  48. Angela

    I’m not talking about anyone’s weight here. I’m talking about people’s attitudes and the horrible things they say.

    When someone insults someone that I care about then they are insulting me. It’s immature and stupid.

  49. ButtSnack

    Angela you should leave this site if you are so insulted. You keep hangin’ around to see what we’re saying then you get all offended! Is that really YOU in the picture and that’s why you’re all bent outta shape? (Outta shape…get it).

    We’re mean to everyone here, this is THE SUPERFICIAL after all.

  50. Angela

    No acutally it’s not me, it’s a very good friend of mine. I don’t ever come to this site… I had only heard about it. Someone from a livejournal community said that they had posted the pic I took and when I came here I saw what people were saying I wasn’t pleased.

    It’s like I already said…this is a celeb gossip site. People are free the say whatever they want about Jared, but they don’t need to make fun of my friend.

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