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Jared Leto was spotted heading into Club Hyde dressed like an Adam’s Family character. This wasn’t even for a performance for his band 30 Seconds to Mars. It was just him. Hanging out. Looking like he spends all his time locked in his room blasting Evanescence and writing angry poetry.
More of Jared Leto ruining your Jordan Catalano fantasies after the jump.























tracyp | August 25, 2006 at 11:12 am
Could I be first?
CelebSlam.com | August 25, 2006 at 11:14 am
Did somebody die?
http://www.celebslam.com
Verbal Osmosis | August 25, 2006 at 11:15 am
I believe he’s got razorblades in his back pocket, and he’s going to go record a song titled “Why do i sleep, when all I have are nightmares?”
mYslead | August 25, 2006 at 11:16 am
at least he lost the extra pounds from Bobby.
carrie bradshaw | August 25, 2006 at 11:16 am
I’d still bang him 17 ways to Sunday and enjoy every minute of it.
carrie bradshaw | August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
Oh wait- I forgot he’s slept with Lindsay. Never mind. I can get past the goth I’m-half-dead look, because we all know he can clean up, but I can’t excuse anyone sleeping with that coked-out whore.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
Nothing says alternative rock like a pair of silver crocs.
Uhn Tiss Baby | August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
He has a cool name and that’s it. Not hot at all.
songofkali | August 25, 2006 at 11:18 am
He’s got a purty mouth. I bet he’d be real popular in jail.
I bet people who post “FIRST” would not be so popular in jail, and would likely be stabbed with a shiv before being skull fucked.
bigponie | August 25, 2006 at 11:19 am
dude looks like he got boobies, I wanna give em’ a good hard titty twister
LyricalEve | August 25, 2006 at 11:20 am
I’m feeling a sudden need to listen to Morrissey, take my steel-toe Doc Martens out of hiding and put some black lipstick on.
divadoc | August 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
i am so bothered by crocs busting out of the hospital and into everyday-wear. they are the most disturbing part of his enitre ensemble. the ugliest shoes imaginable but are forgivable when you’re in the ER sloshing around in human juice of one sort or another and need dishwasher safe footwear. i thought it was just all the crunchy granolas living around here but apparently it’s much scarier than i initially imagined…
Kitty | August 25, 2006 at 11:21 am
He looks like a dyke
Kitty | August 25, 2006 at 11:22 am
He looks like a dyke
bigponie | August 25, 2006 at 11:24 am
pic #2
senor’, senor, por favor un minuto por favor mi amour, I’ll do anything por you, I’ll suck you right now, por favor no leave yet, senor’, senor…
RichPort | August 25, 2006 at 11:25 am
Eyeliner, eye shadow, and nurses clogs… he must have found one of Lohan’s old sweaters, picked it up to reminisce, and, after squeezing it and getting attacked by a puff of stale cocaine, stumbled around aimlessly before being told convinced was really a teenage emo chick. Either that or he’s having a Rodman moment and will be marrying himself next week. Bitch.
combustion8 | August 25, 2006 at 11:29 am
cocaine’s a helluva drug.
jrzmommy | August 25, 2006 at 11:30 am
I’ve been waiting for Joan Jett to make a comeback!! This is great! Rock on Joa—–what? That’s not Joan Jett from Joan Jett and the Blackhearts? It’s who? Jared Leto? Oh. Well why the fuck does Jared Leto look like a chick juvenile delinquent?
Thatshot | August 25, 2006 at 11:31 am
Sick!!
combustion8 | August 25, 2006 at 11:34 am
he’s got the body of a 55 year old woman.
Zanna | August 25, 2006 at 11:35 am
he looks like an actor pretending to be a rockstar.
cooler than you | August 25, 2006 at 11:39 am
he does his makeup better than i do… that ain’t right
lohanjob | August 25, 2006 at 11:40 am
He looks like Todd from Wedding Crashers
Todd… Would it kill you to play some competitive sports… once in a while?
Elikapeka | August 25, 2006 at 11:41 am
JLLTC.
Spindoc | August 25, 2006 at 11:45 am
The guy is wearing more eye make-up than Jessica Simpson. Seriously, what guy is gonna look in the mirror before they go out and put on 5 layers of eye-liner?? Somebody must have told him ONCE on the set of “My So Called Life” that the stage make-up made his eyes look nice and he’s never gotten over it.
RichPort | August 25, 2006 at 11:47 am
He’s an emo goth version of Victor Victoria.
Zanna | August 25, 2006 at 11:47 am
he looks like an actor pretending to be a rockstar.
thesarahficial | August 25, 2006 at 11:49 am
I don’t care what any of you say. He’s one sexy mofo who I would bang non stop.
iluvfirecrotches | August 25, 2006 at 11:55 am
My five year old nephew wants his jacket back. he looks like he bought it at the little boys section of “Hot Topic”. Doesn’t quite cover his man boobies
Verbal Osmosis | August 25, 2006 at 11:55 am
@23: Lets play tummy sticks!
Praz | August 25, 2006 at 11:56 am
I hate crocs.
I don’t even know who this guy is.
/wrist
fernanda | August 25, 2006 at 12:01 pm
i’d still totally bang him 1000 times in a roll nonstop.
thesarahficial | August 25, 2006 at 12:06 pm
31-he’s an actor and lead singer of 30 seconds to mars
sydusa | August 25, 2006 at 12:07 pm
he looks like a woman… are those breasts?
thesarahficial | August 25, 2006 at 12:07 pm
I hate crocs as well
The Juice | August 25, 2006 at 12:08 pm
fag!
ImSuicidal | August 25, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Marilyn Mansons freaky brother??
http://www.marilynmansonimages.com/bigpic21.htm
mags | August 25, 2006 at 12:28 pm
If you hate crocs you haven’t tried them. It is an odd look here though…
Equalparts | August 25, 2006 at 12:30 pm
#26 EXCELLENT!!!
I live in Colorado, we’re the ones who started the whole Croc trend. His lame ass emo band just played here a month or two ago. Coincidence? Methinks NOT.
Jacq | August 25, 2006 at 12:44 pm
So, I guessing, they wear Crocs on the moon? Why could he not have gotten the bright orange ones or the firecrotch red pair? He needs to draw all attention away from anything above his ankles.
Nikk The Templar | August 25, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Hey, I saw that guy in Hot Topic!
babydollz217 | August 25, 2006 at 12:48 pm
hes so hot! what is he doing! he has on tighter pants then i do! adn those stupid crocs things! oh god! we need to help his sexy ass
Jacq | August 25, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Everyone who talks shit about how ugly Crocs are has never tried a pair. I effen lurve mine, I just try not to be seen in them.
Duchess_of_Zuke | August 25, 2006 at 12:50 pm
as if the crocs weren’t bad enough- he’s paired them with tapered leg jeans. i mean, if i’d have spent ANY time w/ ho-han, i’d probably not know how to dress either, but don’t these guys have handlers? or someone to say, “Jared, I’m not sure what you’re going for, but Bjork is laughing at you.”
YoMamma | August 25, 2006 at 12:53 pm
what happened to him?? or her???
i thought it was Hohan for a minute there….
Cruzadas | August 25, 2006 at 12:55 pm
truth is requiem for a dream rules
..anon.. | August 25, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Number 4, you mean Chapter 27. He’s so hot without make-up…I’d hit it.
Jacq | August 25, 2006 at 12:56 pm
#41- Did you just, in writing, admit that you go to Hot Topic?
gossipfan | August 25, 2006 at 1:11 pm
i understand the fact that skinny jeans are back, but that doesn’t mean everyone should wear them
what happened to the HOT Jared Leto???
Stephanie12 | August 25, 2006 at 1:11 pm
He used to look good, back during Urban Legend time.