We Get It, Terry Richardson, You Want To Bang Jared Leto. You Made Your Point.

November 29th, 2012 // 67 Comments

Terry Richardson is an odd duck. For a guy who looks like a pedophile, he’s clearly enamored with giant breasts (Exhibits A and B), Rihanna‘s butt and Victoria’s Secret models. But then every once in a while it’s, “No, wait, Jared Leto.” So here’s Jared doing whatever the hell he’s doing in these photos which I guess is better than shooting Lady GaGa because at least you know what kind of genitals to expect. “Look, I honestly have no idea how to light a vagina that looks like a duck-billed platypus. You gotta put that thing away.”

Photos: Terry’s Diary

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  1. Jared Leto Posing For Terry Richardson
    Eli
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    Where’s its hair?!?!

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    Eli
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    Shave your eyebrows…okay. Shave all chest and arm hair….okay. Slick your hair back and act pensive, deep, shallow, bored, embarrassed, shy, whatever. Avoid sunlight for decades. Avoid food for decades. Okay…you just be you Jared Leto. Whatever. But you wear these “I’m so ironic and hip” glasses? I just…God… I hate you Jared Leto.

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    The new season of Breaking Bad looks strange…

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    Laran
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    Anna Paquin lost the baby weight so quick!

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    MissJonesy
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    WTF Jordan Catalano?!!! Nothing says the 90′s are over and my childhood has died like Jared Leto bikini tucking his t-shirt as a 40 year old man with no eyebrows. I don’t even get this in a Velvet Goldmine way. #sicksadworld

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    MissJonesy
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    METHFACE

  7. Duke Steele

    Duck billed platypus. Thats funny. And whats with this Leto moron?

  8. MALVIP

    HE’S TOO OLD FOR THAT!!!

    HE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD WOMAN, A PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!!!!

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    Shemp
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    Now I understand why Edward Norton wanted to beat the shit out of him in Fight Club…

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